I'm twated

Following on from Shug's thread.

I'm in tthe satalite office to pick up the bike and getting a train in 5 mins.

absolutly twated.

if i'm not back in an hour sends a out a serch party

Home safe and sound

No replies so I could delete this.

But where would be the fun in that

did you fall down trying to get into the house?

(extends hand........) Steve Campbell, pleased to meet you Mr Twatted.

I preferred you when you were cunted earlier, Dave.

3rd attempt at replying to this . . .

you can';t be properly twatted if you can still type Dave

cheers: :beer2:

finally

Being pissed is no excuse for sloppy spelling.

Shoddy

I didn't realise how dwunk I was last night until Blue Monday came on in the pub and I couldn't remember the words to sing along.

I sheen shipping a barber Ice in a shallow bay

Shug wrote: Drunk posts, ye cannae beat them. Whenever I go out these days, I lock the spare room and give the key to a neighbour so I cannae come on here

keep the key in future shug,and then when get home give us a laugh

Shug wrote:

banshee wrote:

Shug wrote: Drunk posts, ye cannae beat them. Whenever I go out these days, I lock the spare room and give the key to a neighbour so I cannae come on here

keep the key in future shug,and then when get home give us a laugh

Posting at 4am?

That's hardcore Grant! How come there are no spelling errors though?

because the errors occur mainly when i am sober

I thought you were cunted and not twatted (or twated)?

Nick King wrote: I thought you were cunted and not twatted (or twated)?

Cool. Thought I read that, at the time. But he wasnt clearly enough cunted or twated or twatted to not change the thread title. Was thinking I was more cunted or twated than him.

At the time.

I much prefer being cunted rather than twatted/twated! :p

I should've bloody left it - at least I can spell Cunted!!