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starts tonight. And, for the only time this year, i will be watching tonight. Just watch all the geeks go in. Apparently, one of them got deported from America, lucky bastard. I'll laugh my arse off if its Kenny Richey.
The whole thing will of course, ultimately, be shite. Especially after last nights great TV marathon on The Apprentice and River Cottage. Still, bet there is some quality talent on there! 
Over-preened, made-up, false-titted, tattooed-backed halfwits aren't my idea of
Still it will be a good time to go to the pub when this is on as there'll be no dickheads there - they'll all be at home watching this.
I've totally gone off this on different levels. Talk of Charley going back in...another bunch of knob-heads in...oh the new norm to "keep viewers interested" ..vote 3 out then get 10 in. It's the social equivalent of watching American Footie (sorry folks),it never fooking ends!
incessant drivvelll!
Like watching hamsters in cages,that being,lord 
will most defo NOT be tuning in 
Uncle Liam wrote: Still, bet there is some quality talent on there!
So Liam, who do you most want to see in the jaccuzzi?
This fucks all over The Apprentice.
Can I just be the first person to claim jizzing rights on the cute Welsh girl??
Thanks.
James Thomas wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Still, bet there is some quality talent on there!
So Liam, who do you most want to see in the jaccuzzi?
Erm... probably the girl who came in second from last. The one doesnt like illegal immigrants. That one who is actually that blokes girlfriend is a bit tasty as well.
I would fucking love it if the blind bloke turned out to be a complete dickhead.
My favourite moments so far (and of the entire series, because i have no desire to watch any of it) were the geek going in, getting boo'ed and then impersonating HULK HOGAN as he went in.
And the Albino bloke going in with that tiny trophy and declaring "The Champ is Here". Awesome.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: This fucks all over The Apprentice.
Can I just be the first person to claim jizzing rights on the cute Welsh girl??
Thanks.
Lucy says as long as you don't leave her in the car park for three hours that will be fine.
James Thomas wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: This fucks all over The Apprentice.
Can I just be the first person to claim jizzing rights on the cute Welsh girl??
Thanks.
Lucy says as long as you don't leave her in the car park for three hours that will be fine.
Look, James, you and Lucy might not approve of dogging, but it's a perfectly legitmate way to explore your sexuality, especially in Blackpool. I am fucking sickened by your prejudice and narrow-mindedness.
Yours,
Disgusted of Stoke-on-Trent.
MONTY wrote: I've totally gone off this on different levels. Talk of Charley going back in...another bunch of knob-heads in...oh the new norm to "keep viewers interested" ..vote 3 out then get 10 in. It's the social equivalent of watching American Footie (sorry folks),it never fooking ends!
your just bitter because they didnt let you in that time
the welch girl was runner up in miss wales. that couple from warrington,i am sure ive seen on TV before,i think they are swingers or something, she's well fit though. doubt i'll watch much of this though
Sadly, the only berd in the house with a fella, but that Lisa would geddit. She's fan-fcuking-tastic.
Well, her cleavage is. 
banshee wrote: that couple from warrington,i am sure ive seen on TV before,i think they are swingers or something, she's well fit though. doubt i'll watch much of this though
Yup. I spent the entire show saying to Gem that I was convinced I knew Lisa from somewhere.
James Thomas wrote: Lucy says as long as you don't leave her in the car park for three hours that will be fine.
El Jarvo wrote:
banshee wrote: that couple from warrington,i am sure ive seen on TV before,i think they are swingers or something, she's well fit though. doubt i'll watch much of this though
Yup. I spent the entire show saying to Gem that I was convinced I knew Lisa from somewhere.
Yup, she's been on telly before it seems..
She's fcuking six foot tall! 
El Jarvo wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
banshee wrote: that couple from warrington,i am sure ive seen on TV before,i think they are swingers or something, she's well fit though. doubt i'll watch much of this though
Yup. I spent the entire show saying to Gem that I was convinced I knew Lisa from somewhere.
Yup, she's been on telly before it seems..
She's fcuking six foot tall!
a tv wanna be. i am still looking for a pic
El Jarvo wrote:
banshee wrote: i am still looking for a pic
corrrrrr,jesus !!!! i cant work anymore now after that,better go home. i certainly kissed the wrong warrington lass with that kerry katona tart
banshee wrote:
MONTY wrote: I've totally gone off this on different levels. Talk of Charley going back in...another bunch of knob-heads in...oh the new norm to "keep viewers interested" ..vote 3 out then get 10 in. It's the social equivalent of watching American Footie (sorry folks),it never fooking ends!
your just bitter because they didnt let you in that time
Ahh shit! The cat's out of the bag! Actually I applied for Big Brother 3,so I would have either been sniffing around Kate Lawler,or after 10 minutes of Jade,I'd have climbed over the fooking roof.
Only one more thing to say about this nauseatingly tedious freakshow parade......
Lock them in the house, seal every door and window and fookin' well napalm the whole cunting lot of 'em!
:evil: 
