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to the prettiest girl in the whole damn county. (oooh my sticky 'o' nearly made me come a cropper there...)
have a wonderful day, honeypie. get a big bloody red bow on your bonce and swing yer arms round a bit xxx
and for you, i'll even relax my smiley rule :\party:
Ha... Happy Birfday.. She's a LEGEND, an ICON... 
And you really couldnt meet a friendlier and gobbier lass on here or in the flesh. 
Now for all the NOOLers who've not met her or just seen pics, and wondered what all the fuss about, I present the Birthday girl's you-tube debut, filmed last year, after a skinful.
Well........it just wouldn't have been right Jems. There's always tomorrow.......
Happy Birthday!
Lots of love lady! XXX
it's still Friday over here...
but have a good one...
This beer is in your honour...oh...and I'll even get a shot of tequila in for you...
Happy birfday babes! 
kudos candles and all that jazz!
i'll raise a glass of sangria for yer 2nite in benalmadena 
Have a fuckin blinder Hicksy yer nob'ed!!!!!!
:hug:
(burt, false advertising mate, she's barely fucking STARTED in that clip, her skin holds a LOT LOOOOOOOOOT more Shiraz than that I assure you, she's the only person I know who's bloodgroup features the word "Chateau".)
Happy birthday Jem! Hope it's a good one! x
(Chris says 'happy birthday' too. Normally he'd do it himself but he's had no internet for two days)
Didnt get on NOOL yesterday thanks to a 36 hour pissup, but did managed to stick something on Jem's wall.
For completeness though
Dodjem wrote: Thanks everybody. Had a brilliant day and today is set to be even better
It bloody better be as I'm making the effort to get a tram and two buses to the middle of nowheresville to buy you a drink
Happy Birthday 
xx