I'm off to the market... — Forum Archive

10 Jun 2008, 17:05

anyone need me to pick anything up for them?

10 Jun 2008, 17:07

errr... what sort of market is it?

10 Jun 2008, 17:10

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?

Cash back. :evil4:

10 Jun 2008, 17:13

Get yourself a rucksack, while yer there....

10 Jun 2008, 17:21

yes please. a wife. and some jaffa cakes.

10 Jun 2008, 17:46

Burt Reynolds wrote: errr... what sort of market is it?

erm...one of those 700,000 acre Wal-Mart Super Centers...and then the beverage store on the way back...

Burt Reynolds wrote: Get yourself a rucksack, while yer there....

Oh dear...I was working in the garage this past weekend...we have 14 rucksacks out there...I doubt I'll ever have to purchase another one...

bloodynora wrote: yes please. a wife. and some jaffa cakes.

Do you know how expensive Jaffa Cakes are over here? You have to go to this out of the way place to get them...hell...they charge $2.29 for a tin of Heinz Beans...and $5 for a bag of Maltesers...

10 Jun 2008, 18:04

how much do wives cost?

10 Jun 2008, 18:04

Biginoil wrote: how much do wives cost?

Don't you have to sign over the family jewels to them?

11 Jun 2008, 07:01

quart of skim milk and a half loaf of wheat bread plz

11 Jun 2008, 08:34

damn, all the good ones are off the market.

11 Jun 2008, 08:52

Chrissy wrote: quart of skim milk and a half loaf of wheat bread plz

Don't call Jeffery 'white bread'... he doesn't like it :nono:

11 Jun 2008, 11:20

Jeff's off the market? Have you bagged a new boyfriend Jeff?

11 Jun 2008, 11:34

A twin pack of Sour Cream and Onion Pringles Package of Johnsonville Brats (spicy) Brown mustard Can of baked beans (large) Pork roast (3 lbs) Gallon of whole milk One bar Cadbury milk chocolate

That you should tide me over for awhile. Thanks for saving me the trip.

12 Jun 2008, 19:15

Three gallons of mayonnaise A flashlight Two carrots A pair of rubber gloves

It's for...um, an experiment.

13 Jun 2008, 09:00

Aries wrote: Three gallons of mayonnaise A flashlight Two carrots A pair of rubber gloves

It's for...um, an experiment.

Don't you also need a wiffleball bat and a Vietnamese prostitute for that type of experiment?

13 Jun 2008, 09:01

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?

Cash back.

I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?

13 Jun 2008, 09:38

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?

Cash back.

I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?

Mail it next day air to him

13 Jun 2008, 09:45

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?

Cash back.

I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?

Mail it next day air to him

Shall I send it postage due?

13 Jun 2008, 09:46

johnny wrote: Jeff's off the market? Have you bagged a new boyfriend Jeff?

Are you jealous?

:p

13 Jun 2008, 09:52

Half a pound of smacked twat!

Please.

13 Jun 2008, 10:02

Boatraceface wrote: Half a pound of smacked twat!

Please.

.

You know...I think I might just try to order some of that at the deli tomorrow...just to see how the people behind the counter react!

:nod:

13 Jun 2008, 10:05

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?

Cash back.

I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?

Mail it next day air to him

Shall I send it postage due?

Yes, and be sure to put a couple really BIG rocks in the package as well :nod:

13 Jun 2008, 10:17

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?

Cash back.

I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?

Mail it next day air to him

Shall I send it postage due?

Yes, and be sure to put a couple really BIG cocks in the package as well

For the wife?

13 Jun 2008, 11:51

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?

heine and artois, please!

13 Jun 2008, 14:08

Boatraceface wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?

Cash back.

I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?

Mail it next day air to him

Shall I send it postage due?

Yes, and be sure to put a couple really BIG cocks in the package as well

For the wife?

Cozzie and Comrade are married now! :jawdrop:

13 Jun 2008, 14:19

and they didn't send me an invite...

they are off the Christmas card list...

13 Jun 2008, 14:28

So does that mean yer keeping the 13 cents?

13 Jun 2008, 14:29

:nod:

13 Jun 2008, 15:41

I dunno if that's a good idea Jeff. I'd be looking in yer rearview for old, balding men on 10-speeds just to be safe :nod:

13 Jun 2008, 18:17

EdelBrock wrote: I dunno if that's a good idea Jeff. I'd be looking in yer rearview for old, balding men on 10-speeds just to be safe

Are you implying that Cozzie is old and bald...

AND A MAN???

13 Jun 2008, 19:40

breaded okra

14 Jun 2008, 20:56

ohhhh...fried okra....

tasty!!!

14 Jun 2008, 21:28

Don't forget a few boxes of condoms, no need for the large ones... you can go thru the self serve lane if you feel ashamed. And don't forget some lube, and get some cheap bikini underwear in those 5 packs. And a Hannah Montana wig, I'm sure they got one. Also maybe a digital camera which can take videos... night in still young.

14 Jun 2008, 22:26

0_o wrote: Don't forget a few boxes of condoms, no need for the large ones... you can go thru the self serve lane if you feel ashamed. And don't forget some lube, and get some cheap bikini underwear in those 5 packs. And a Hannah Montana wig, I'm sure they got one. Also maybe a digital camera which can take videos... night in still young.

:crazy: :whip:

14 Jun 2008, 22:31

0_o wrote: Don't forget a few boxes of condoms, no need for the large ones... you can go thru the self serve lane if you feel ashamed. And don't forget some lube, and get some cheap bikini underwear in those 5 packs. And a Hannah Montana wig, I'm sure they got one. Also maybe a digital camera which can take videos... night in still young.

and just what the hell do you intend to do with all that shit?

man, there are some kinky bastages on NOOL...

14 Jun 2008, 22:40

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

0_o wrote: Don't forget a few boxes of condoms, no need for the large ones... you can go thru the self serve lane if you feel ashamed. And don't forget some lube, and get some cheap bikini underwear in those 5 packs. And a Hannah Montana wig, I'm sure they got one. Also maybe a digital camera which can take videos... night in still young.

and just what the hell do you intend to do with all that shit?

man, there are some kinky bastages on NOOL...

:laugh: Funny how you said nothing about the carrot post earlier... but this one definately crosses the line :rolleyes: :nod: :laugh:

15 Jun 2008, 17:41

:uhoh:

15 Jun 2008, 18:56

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

0_o wrote: Don't forget a few boxes of condoms, no need for the large ones... you can go thru the self serve lane if you feel ashamed. And don't forget some lube, and get some cheap bikini underwear in those 5 packs. And a Hannah Montana wig, I'm sure they got one. Also maybe a digital camera which can take videos... night in still young.

and just what the hell do you intend to do with all that shit?

man, there are some kinky bastages on NOOL...

Funny how you said nothing about the carrot post earlier... but this one definately crosses the line

C'mon, its better to have it in case you need it than wanting it when you don't have it.