I'm off to the market...
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Burt Reynolds wrote: errr... what sort of market is it?
erm...one of those 700,000 acre Wal-Mart Super Centers...and then the beverage store on the way back...
Burt Reynolds wrote: Get yourself a rucksack, while yer there....
Oh dear...I was working in the garage this past weekend...we have 14 rucksacks out there...I doubt I'll ever have to purchase another one...
bloodynora wrote: yes please. a wife. and some jaffa cakes.
Do you know how expensive Jaffa Cakes are over here? You have to go to this out of the way place to get them...hell...they charge $2.29 for a tin of Heinz Beans...and $5 for a bag of Maltesers...
Biginoil wrote: how much do wives cost?
Don't you have to sign over the family jewels to them?
Chrissy wrote: quart of skim milk and a half loaf of wheat bread plz
Don't call Jeffery 'white bread'... he doesn't like it
A twin pack of Sour Cream and Onion Pringles Package of Johnsonville Brats (spicy) Brown mustard Can of baked beans (large) Pork roast (3 lbs) Gallon of whole milk One bar Cadbury milk chocolate
That you should tide me over for awhile. Thanks for saving me the trip.
Three gallons of mayonnaise A flashlight Two carrots A pair of rubber gloves
It's for...um, an experiment.
Aries wrote: Three gallons of mayonnaise A flashlight Two carrots A pair of rubber gloves
It's for...um, an experiment.
Don't you also need a wiffleball bat and a Vietnamese prostitute for that type of experiment?
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?
Cash back.
I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?
Cash back.
I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?
Mail it next day air to him
EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?
Cash back.
I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?
Mail it next day air to him
Shall I send it postage due?
johnny wrote: Jeff's off the market? Have you bagged a new boyfriend Jeff?
Are you jealous?
:p
Boatraceface wrote: Half a pound of smacked twat!
Please.
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You know...I think I might just try to order some of that at the deli tomorrow...just to see how the people behind the counter react!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?
Cash back.
I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?
Mail it next day air to him
Shall I send it postage due?
Yes, and be sure to put a couple really BIG rocks in the package as well
EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?
Cash back.
I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?
Mail it next day air to him
Shall I send it postage due?
Yes, and be sure to put a couple really BIG cocks in the package as well
For the wife?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?
heine and artois, please!
Boatraceface wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: anyone need me to pick anything up for them?
Cash back.
I got you 13 cents...when will you be by to pick it up?
Mail it next day air to him
Shall I send it postage due?
Yes, and be sure to put a couple really BIG cocks in the package as well
For the wife?
Cozzie and Comrade are married now! 
I dunno if that's a good idea Jeff. I'd be looking in yer rearview for old, balding men on 10-speeds just to be safe
EdelBrock wrote: I dunno if that's a good idea Jeff. I'd be looking in yer rearview for old, balding men on 10-speeds just to be safe
Are you implying that Cozzie is old and bald...
AND A MAN???
