guilty pleasures

Bit Nawwtee but,Dwarves are extremely funny when they run,I think.Proper funny. Their heads look massive aswell. I know this one near me who I see out running,and he does'nt have a forehead,he has a fivehead.Wow!

Boatraceface wrote: Bit Nawwtee but,Dwarves are extremely funny when they run,I think.Proper funny. Their heads look massive aswell. I know this one near me who I see out running,and he does'nt have a forehead,he has a fivehead.Wow!

so how exactly does he pleasure you?

sade - your love is king. i'm listening to it RIGHT NOW.

bloodynora wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Bit Nawwtee but,Dwarves are extremely funny when they run,I think.Proper funny. Their heads look massive aswell. I know this one near me who I see out running,and he does'nt have a forehead,he has a fivehead.Wow!

so how exactly does he pleasure you?

Well,he keeps me amused when I'm not rimming the cat.

ooh, Take That (but then you knew that already...)

and of course, that old favourite, Gregory Abbott's 'Shake you Down'

Nora, is that you?

hmmm, no it's not. but i have a sneaking suspicion as to who it might be...

one of the lesbians.

just a hunch.

who the fuck is gregory abbott, you big lemon?

and why is there no mention of bill tarmey?

bloodynora wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Bit Nawwtee but,Dwarves are extremely funny when they run,I think.Proper funny. Their heads look massive aswell. I know this one near me who I see out running,and he does'nt have a forehead,he has a fivehead.Wow!

so how exactly does he pleasure you?

sade - your love is king. i'm listening to it RIGHT NOW.

i could never decide which i liked best between king and smooth operator

Uncle Liam wrote: People might say Peter Gabriel is a guilty pleasure but He's fucking great.

I did pay a reasonable amount of money to watch Genesis last year, and that was an excellent show.

I'm going to watch The Police tonight. Does that count?

Peter Gabriel: Not guilty

Genesis: GUILTY

The Police: Not guilty

Sting: GUILTY

*ahem*

Clay Aiken.

bloodynora wrote: who the fuck is gregory abbott, you big lemon?

Why, only New York's finest soul-musician (keys and drums), singer, composer and producer (according to Wiki)

Unfortunately, there hasn't been a word invented to describe t' type of pleasure associated with listening to Bill Tarmey. I therefore thought it inappropriate to bring him up here on this particular thread. mmm...although...is there a word that's worse than shame?...

Oooh, how about Aqua?!

I remember when this used to be a nice family site.

I watch episodes of Maury, Judge Judy, and Jerry Springer sometimes on YouTube.

oneofthelesbians wrote:

Oooh, how about Aqua?!

i must have been mistaken. now i come to think of it, i don't know any lesbians at all.

bloodynora wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Totally in love with Gwen Stefani's song 'Cool'

pure pop perfection. no shame there.

I know,it's wonderful.Let's dance and sing along to it,you and I...Marvelous!

Except it's no longer available,according to my screen! Curses.

what we do is, we don't use the official vid ;)

i've been skipping around my classroom to this ever since you mentioned it. it makes me go all tingly.

This is so romantic.You must be THE ONE! Let's blow this gaff,make haste and ride off into the sunset...

Hang on,hang on..I just listened to that,and it is at least as tinny as Tinny,out of Tinny and Susanna.. It sounds nasty and shite,which is almost always an unpalatable combination.Not a fair reflection of a lovely little ditty at all.Bang out,infact.

does that mean the elopement's off?

try it now, dearest.

That's what I'm talkin bout babe! Gretna?? Football team there is right up the stick,but I don't give a fuck if you don't!

Have you been flouncing around your class room singing this? I'm going to do it at our works,fairs fair.

i really, really have. only when it's empty, of course. i'm on the top floor so no-one bothers coming to check up on me. you should definitely give it a whirl - it's intoxicating.

gretna's perfect. i'll pack a bag.