Darnell.

What sort of name is that? Imagine your daughter coming home,and saying.."Hi dad,I'd like you to meet my boyfriend Darnell.."

El Jarvo wrote: Are you talking about the white black-man from BB9?

It gets better - his name is Darnell Swallow!

It's such an American name, innit?

(Er, even though he was born in Ipswich)

Even better. A white African-American 'black' man from Suffolk with a name like a gay porn star.

He'll go far.....

Darnell Swallow! Hahaha Is there a Darnell.net where I can get a full profile on this chump,Al?

Or a Darnelly the elephant perhaps?

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

He'll go far.....

Not with my daughter,he won't!

Great Bristols on her.Are they real? I can't tell as she is partially obscuring them with that pinny on all the photos,though I quite like that..Darn it!She looks like a Darnell dodger,mind.

Just reading on that Sun website about Darnell's past..He's done a bit of bird for gangster stuff he says.

I'll hazzard his ashen look was forged in the can where he spent the entire stretch with no light whatsoever.Just a guess.

Goul Hand Luke

Well yer daughter could bring home this guy...

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/sweet_16/episode/episode.jhtml?episodeId=99224#bio

Anybody else assume this thread was about Darnell from My Name Is Earl?

My bruv goes on about My Name is Earl.I've not seen it yet.

He's very blonde my brother,so we're going to call him Darnell.

This Darnell ain't Blonde!

But he is stupid!

Darnells invariably are.

Dodjem wrote: This Darnell ain't Blonde!

But he is stupid!

But he's the champion! He came into the house and dcalred that "The Champ is here" It such a great moment I could have wept.