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EdelBrock wrote: Turns out the feet have been donated to the local YMCA so that the boys can play a bit of footie...

Yes. Poor Sandras going to have to get used to this, a collection of funny posts that make a slight bit of sense in a wacky kind of way, before one of our American Brethren just comes along and sucks all the fun out of it with a nonsensical and irrelevant comment.

Another FAILURE.

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Uncle Liam wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Turns out the feet have been donated to the local YMCA so that the boys can play a bit of footie...

Yes. Poor Sandras going to have to get used to this, a collection of funny posts that make a slight bit of sense in a wacky kind of way, before one of our American Brethren just comes along and sucks all the fun out of it with a nonsensical and irrelevant comment.

Another FAILURE.

I do my best:thumb:

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Uncle Liam wrote: a collection of funny posts that make a slight bit of sense in a wacky kind of way

Hardly on either count. Britons FAIL too.

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Liams got a point though :nod:

Why dont you's all just hop it....

:laugh:

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Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'defeated'

:nonono:

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bloodynora wrote: the littlest hobo

Ruddy KNEW you'd leap on that.

Worse than me, that's serious mate!

Got there before I could jump in with both feet anyway.

The weird bit is the feet have not been hacked off, but disarticulated.

But is it all right that there's none left?

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Uncle Liam wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Turns out the feet have been donated to the local YMCA so that the boys can play a bit of footie...

Yes. Poor Sandras going to have to get used to this, a collection of funny posts that make a slight bit of sense in a wacky kind of way, before one of our American Brethren just comes along and sucks all the fun out of it with a nonsensical and irrelevant comment.

Another FAILURE.

Now, Liam, what did your mum teach you about mocking those less fortunate?

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The chances are if my mother taught me anything then I have done exactly the opposite.

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Following on from the Vancouver part of the thread....they're all that remain of a tour group that refused to FOOT the bill for a crappy stay....

I'll get my coat.....

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Get ours too while you're there :laugh:

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TAXI FOR NOOL:D

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Make it a coach!

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Ive been reading some of the 'jokes' on this thread,

half of them have got me stumped...:uhoh:

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Doctor? wrote:

bloodynora wrote: the littlest hobo

Ruddy KNEW you'd leap on that.

Worse than me, that's serious mate!

i know. i realised this week i might have a problem.

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Dodjem wrote: Could you and Nora please observe the 'Terms of use and Community standards' and quit hijacking my damn thread. Leave us wannabe comedians to our 'fun'

Thankyou.

i am so sorry. i feel suitably chastised. i shall come back when i have thought of an appropriately rubbish pun, and not before.

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bloodynora wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Could you and Nora please observe the 'Terms of use and Community standards' and quit hijacking my damn thread. Leave us wannabe comedians to our 'fun'

Thankyou.

i am so sorry. i feel suitably chastised. i shall come back when i have thought of an appropriately rubbish pun, and not before.

HO!

(Bo :D )

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I have a theory, they could be from the corpses of drowned sailors and maybe fish have nibbled at their ankles.

Maybe a Dover Sole or an Electric Heel.

Right, I'll stop now

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Dodjem wrote: I have a theory, they could be from the corpses of drowned sailors and maybe fish have nibbled at their ankles.

Maybe a Dover Sole or an Electric Heel.

Right, I'll stop now

Could be a halifut too

Right enough now

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Heard Vancouver is sending out ads to increase tourism, selling the place as "Come See Vancouver! The Foot-Fetish Capitol of the World!"

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have the mounties nailed anybody for it yet ?

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banshee wrote: have the mounties nailed anybody for it yet ?

You'd think they would, but they haven't pegged anyone just yet

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that reminds me, Heather whatsherface has been awfully quiet lately.

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Geri wrote: that reminds me, Heather whatsherface has been awfully quiet lately.

shes got the money so she does not have to bother us all anymore :nono:

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