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Nae danger of that being me ma man:thumb:

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I was 40 years of age when i became a father for the first time. And it was TWINS.:baby: :baby: :smoking:

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OutofOrder wrote: Nae danger of that being me ma man:thumb:

Congratulations on your twins too fella :thumb:

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35? I'm just a kick in the arse off 35 and....

From a selfish point of view,I really,really,really hope it's true!

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I'm all for it. Too many of us monkeys as it is!

Besides, if I KNEW I was sending null packets, life would be a much more relaxed afair (well it would if I was getting any).

BTW, three things happen before a population collapses due to overbreeding.........

  1. Homosexuality increases in both sexes. Check!
  2. Infertility increases in both sexes. Check!
  3. Mothers eat their offspring....keep watching those headlines folks.....when you read ""mother necks her twins in maternity ward".....next stop is a John Carpenter movie.
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Dont believe a word of it. I hit the back of the net first time of trying to produce my daughter when I was 38 and the wife 39.

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OutofOrder wrote: Nae danger of that being me ma man:thumb:

Get in there mate!

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Its a load of old bollocks.

I dunno about you lot, but I'm an explosion in a custard factory waiting to happen.

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Its a load of old bollocks.

I dunno about you lot, but I'm an explosion in a custard factory waiting to happen.

Yellow spunk :confused2:

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I was born when Mom was 38 and Dad was 43.

BTW, congrats Gazman! :thumb:

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Generally what tends to happen is the most fertile years will correlate with the period when ones looks and reproductive fitness are also at a similar level. However, depending whether an individual is in good health or not the decline will vary. Plus of course there isnt a male menopause so cases like the one where Des o Conner conceived at 72 do happen occassionally, as revolting as that may seem.

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Someone I know fell twice whilst on the pill,allegedly. So the lesson to be learned is...Don't nut-up in em.Sorted.

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[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

BTW, congrats Gazman! :thumb:

Cheers Cozzie!

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Doctor? wrote:

BTW, three things happen before a population collapses due to overbreeding.........

  1. Homosexuality increases in both sexes. Check!
  2. Infertility increases in both sexes. Check!
  3. Mothers eat their offspring....keep watching those headlines folks.....when you read ""mother necks her twins in maternity ward".....next stop is a John Carpenter movie.

what historical evidence is this based on?

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hibster wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

BTW, three things happen before a population collapses due to overbreeding.........

  1. Homosexuality increases in both sexes. Check!
  2. Infertility increases in both sexes. Check!
  3. Mothers eat their offspring....keep watching those headlines folks.....when you read ""mother necks her twins in maternity ward".....next stop is a John Carpenter movie.

what historical evidence is this based on?

The Gospel According to Isaac Asimov.

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A book I purchase at an American universtiy entitled "eccocide and population".

I did look up the studies in it, so I am satisfied it's true.

Obviously human population has never YET reached that tipping point, but plenty of other animal species have been through this exact sequence.

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Doctor? wrote: A book I purchase at an American universtiy entitled "eccocide and population".

what are you doing reading a book from an american university?

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