Nicole Kidmans baby name

Poor baby

Sunday Roast anybody?

They could have called her Rose beef

Guess what Barneys best mate Bono calls her?

That right, you guessed...

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY!

Celebrities shouldn't be alowed to breed. I am rather sick of their selfishness and stupidity in repeatedly giving their kids ridiculous names just to show how hip and/or clever they are. These poor kids have to actually live with those names the rest of their lives!

Dodjem wrote:

Sunday Roast anybody?

You know any footballers?

Not in the same league as the name Frank Zappa gave to his daughter,MOON UNIT. Oh dear Go why ? By the way,Sunday is a very popular name in West Africa!!!!

Frank coulda called his kids anything, he was a genius.

With anyone else though, it's fuckin child abuse!

And not just stooooopid slebs either, there's a whole nation of fucktards calling their kids river and foret and escarpment and syncline. AND a load of Mr and Mrs Heads who think the name Richard is a good one for a boy.

There's also a trend I've picked up recently in work of giving kids a middle name of the opposite sex????? Spotted an "amy steven" and a "rose david" just this week.

I think Germany is ahead of the curve here. They have laws to prevent such baby naming nonsense. Not to mention their persecution of the Scientologists.

Oh I don't know it could be worse. The baby Sundae could have been born to non-billionaires and have to go to fucking work every day of it's sad, lonely life in order to eat and pay the scum-sucking parasites that feed off it until it can't give any more, then be cast aside and forgotten forever.

Or, worse still, it could have been called Apple and had that twat from Coldplay for a Dad.

I quite like it

NO Regret wrote: Guess what Barneys best mate Bono calls her?

That right, you guessed...

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY!

Not til after the entering her teenage years though....

....the first to go muff diving on her gets to eat a cherry Sundae

'cardigan' or 'dandelion' are my first choices for any female offspring.

bloodynora wrote: 'cardigan' or 'dandelion' are my first choices for any female offspring.

RED CARD

do we know whether it's ginger yet?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

bloodynora wrote: 'cardigan' or 'dandelion' are my first choices for any female offspring.

RED CARD

i have some friends who called their son finisterre when it was dropped from the shipping forecast.

(i say 'friends' - obviously i have now severed all association with them.)

i used to teach a 'trafford', and twins called michael and owen.

bloodynora wrote:

i have some friends who called their son finisterre when it was dropped from the shipping forecast.

Least they didnt use the forenames 'Dogger Bank'.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

bloodynora wrote:

i have some friends who called their son finisterre when it was dropped from the shipping forecast.

Least they didnt use the forenames 'Dogger Bank'.

i could quite fancy 'jodrell' for a boy...

As much as that's strange, I also think it was a bit strange for Gwyneth Paltrow (and husband---the guy from Coldplay) to name one of their children Apple.

However, as a Japanese, I can't exactly criticise celebrities giving interesting names to their children---

Japanese celebrity Manabu Oshio and his wife (another celebrity) Akiko Yada (both are Japanese, so it's not a case of the kid being multi-ethnic or anything) named their son 'Liam'. First time I've ever heard such a name being used for a Japanese child, by the way.

bloodynora wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

bloodynora wrote:

i have some friends who called their son finisterre when it was dropped from the shipping forecast.

Least they didnt use the forenames 'Dogger Bank'.

i could quite fancy 'jodrell' for a boy...

naa.. Jodrell has the same ring to it as 'Tommy Tank'.

eeeuuurgh!

hadron, then. hadron and cardigan. cardi for short.

they sound welsh.

if you're going to pick a day of the week...

my dream daughter

maybe she figures she won't have anymore kids after this one, might as well give a name she likes. 41 is getting pasture old.

leather_girl wrote:

Japanese celebrity Manabu Oshio and his wife (another celebrity) Akiko Yada (both are Japanese, so it's not a case of the kid being multi-ethnic or anything) named their son 'Liam'. First time I've ever heard such a name being used for a Japanese child, by the way.

i think we can list that as "FAILURE!"

bloodynora wrote:

hadron, then.

ah, bollocks, i've just realised this is potentially disastrous too, with just the slightest spelling error.

shove it. i don't want any more children anyway.

Biginoil wrote: Oh I don't know it could be worse. The baby Sundae could have been born to non-billionaires and have to go to fucking work every day of it's sad, lonely life in order to eat and pay the scum-sucking parasites that feed off it until it can't give any more, then be cast aside and forgotten forever.

Or, worse still, it could have been called Apple and had that twat from Coldplay for a Dad.

Bit harsh, I can think of far worse fathers out there.

But if the Kidmans invited the Martins round for ice cream. The kids could have Apple Sundaes!!!:D

Biginoil wrote: Oh I don't know it could be worse. The baby Sundae could have been born to non-billionaires and have to go to fucking work every day of it's sad, lonely life in order to eat and pay the scum-sucking parasites that feed off it until it can't give any more, then be cast aside and forgotten forever.

True, but I'll give you odds that Sunday is far more likely to wind up in therapy than most non-billionaires' kids.

By the way, were you having a bad day yesterday?

leather_girl wrote: However, as a Japanese, I can't exactly criticise celebrities giving interesting names to their children---

Sure you can. :)

Gazman wrote: I quite like it

I don't like it, but I'll admit that as far as celebrities' kids names go, it's really not all that bad. It does bring to mind all of the idiot names that celbrities (athletes included) have named their kids though, so it's hacked me off a bit. Oh well, back to work.