Florida

Florida is no longer owned by Spain, aparently.

They handed it over to the United States in 1821.

07974 229 549 wrote: Florida is no longer owned by Spain, aparently.

They handed it over to the United States in 1821.

Y'know, Col, it's times like this that make me want to wrap my tongue around your swollen bell-end.

How curious that you should use those words now, Martin.

For here I am, sitting at my desk and thinking entirely pure and appropriate things. A moment ago, I became aware of one of those unexpected stirings. Rather than ignore it, I opted to suspend my tasks for a few seconds in order to enjoy the sensation, then thought I'd have a click around the web whilst on my unplanned break.

Imagine my surprise when the first post I viewed refered directly to the swelling in question.

Perhaps it's a sign.

Good post, Popey!!

Col - why aren't you in Barca?? Have you been banned from all international flights because of your uncontrollably elephantine and wholly tumescent erections??? Or did you just lose your passport like Mr Jarvis????

Never planned to go. Barcelona delights not me.

07974 229 549 wrote: Never planned to go. Barcelona delights not me.

Really? At Primavera in 2005 I was accosted by prostitutes every day when walking between my hotel and the Ramblas.

Hookers: "Hey!! You Engleeesh??? You wanna peeees o' theeess?????"

Me: "No ta, love".

What's not to like???

Yes coming back from Summercase in 2006, walking through las Ramblas. Those lovely ladies had their hands in my friend's pants and spat at his wife before turning to me. "What about you, darling? Looking for a good time or are you a pussy like your friend?"

Nice. Girls.

How much were they Col ?

The Quintessential Shed wrote: How much were they Col ?

Well, it sounds like Col's mate got half a handjob AND someone spat on his wife in a free try-before-you-buy deal.

I'd have paid good money for that alone. Col doesn't know he's born.....

A place packed with morbidly obese octogenarians, proletariat europeans and drug dealers

Spain should sue the USA to get reasonable market value based on the past 180 years.

0_o wrote: Spain should sue the USA to get reasonable market value based on the past 180 years.

Why? So it could screw up Spain's elections as well?