Celebrity Masterchef

Two questions;

1. Are kitchens so noisy they have left John Torode and Greg Wallace deaf? They shout at each othr when comparing the cooks.
2. Why does Greg Wallace take so long removing cutlery from his mouth? Does he like the taste of forks?

is there anywhere i can watch this show online? i'm a food show fanatic.

And why are they taking it so SERIOUSLY?

From the amount of blubbing and grimacing last night you'd have thought they were going to announce which one of them had to saw their own leg off, not merely who'd made it through to the final.

Masterchef is one of my fav tv shows. but not the celebrity one as much.i do enjoy the early stages more as well really when they cook in the studio mainly. when they cooked for the critics this week,the female critic was that gloomy faced bitch,i cant stand her,anyone know what she's called ?. she pulls that face like she's going to throw up,and thats when she actually likes what she's just tasted!!! if she doesnt like something then hell,she looks like she going to burst into tears and top herself right there and then ( i wish ).i wonder if she has ever actually smiled in her life

This program is the biggest load of shit i've ever seen,

all them stupid twats coming out with i've never used an oven in my life. FUCK OFF!!!

that Liz bird from Atomic Kitten comes away with a near perfectly cooked Duck and them two tossers, fire sunshine up her arse with 'i think we've found a natural cook' bullshit.

Fucking horse shit this show.

it was emotional.that girl won it.good programme actually.when the scouse git walked out!!. i love cooking shows.i have to prepare somthing to eat when i know its coming on.during the final i had - cod baked in cheese cream sauce followed by a snicker bar