Anagrams - guaranteed to piss yourselves

David Ginola Vagina dildo

Teddy Sheringham Teddy Minge rash

Ossie Ardiles Arse is soiled

Diego Maradona O dear, I'm a gonad

Tony Blair PM I'm Tory plan B

Virginia Bottomley I'm an evil Tory bigot

Michael Heseltine Elect him, he's alien

David Mellor Dildo marvel

Dame Agatha Christie I am a right death case

The Metropolitan Police Force I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop

Benson and Hedges NHS been a godsend

Selina Scott Elastic snot

Mel Gibson Big melons

Gloria Estefan Large fat noise

Chris Rea Rich arse

Martina Navratilova Variant rival to a man

Gabriela Sabatini Insatiable airbag

Irritable Bowel Syndrome O my terrible drains below

Evangelist Evil's Agent

Desperation A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code Here Come Dots

Mother-in-law Woman Hitler

Semolina Is No Meal

A Decimal Point I'm a Dot in Place

Eleven plus two Twelve plus one

President Clinton, of the USA To copulate, he finds interns

And a final one .... Motorway Service Station I eat coronary vomit stews.

The MOTHER IN LAW is ..

Isn't ARSENE REVAULT meant to be an anagram as well??!!..... ;) :D

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle Isn't ARSENE REVAULT meant to be an anagram as well??!!..... ;) :D

No, I am sorry. This is the name I was given when I was born. Sucks, doesn't it :)

Don't worry matey - mine's actually a contraction of FOUR names!! ;) Sounds a lot less unwieldly that way, you see!