four guys are traveling in the same compartment:

Cuban, Scot, Englishman and Pole. Cuban started to smoke an excellent, huge, nice-smelling cigar. He drew on only twice and threw the rest of cigar out of the window. Scot: oh, what did you do? You just threw out a great stuff. Cuban: weve got a lot of this stuff in Cuba. So Scot started to drink whisky to calm down, but he only swallowed twice and spilt the rest of the bottle out of the window. Cuban: oh, what did you do? You just spilt a great stuff. Scot: weve got a lot of this stuff in Scotland. Suddenly, without single word, Englishman threw the Pole out of the window.

very fookin funny, it is a joke traveling across Poland this summer:).

Heard it sililar, but with a Californian and a Mexican at the end...

Lot of shite,

a true Scotsman would never ever throw away his whisky

Gazman wrote: Lot of shite,

a true Scotsman would never ever throw away his whisky

ok, I can recognize it as a fact, but the rest could happend....or could not

arek wrote:

Gazman wrote: Lot of shite,

a true Scotsman would never ever throw away his whisky

ok, I can recognize it as a fact, but the rest could happend....or could not

The Pole wouldve leathered the Englishman