Attention NICK KING

Have you got this?

I got one for £2.49 on ebay today

Bugger - I wouldn't mind a copy of that....

Anyway, package finally sent to you today, so you should have it fairly soon...

Cheers Nick

we were supposed to have apresentation in work by a policeman called nick king, but it was cancelled. surely the least appropriate name for someone in that profession ever?

true story.

I used to know a girl called Joanne King. When people thought about it, they'd generally say 'you're joking' and she'd say, wearily, 'yes'.

right

I know a guy called William Albert Neil King WAN KING . beat that.

See what I did there Col? Beat that :)

I've got a business card here on my desk for a bloke called Wayne Kerr

I've spoken, in work, to more than one "Phillip McCracken". And dozens of other silly ones that elude me. Mate of mine works for UTV and knows Plum Tyndall, the chap what does RPM, the local motorsport show, quite well. They get loads of fan cam tapes submitted anonymously and had to start making up names. They varied from knock-offs of Bart Simpson's crank calls to Moe's.....up to my personal favourite "Hugh Jardon" (works best if read in thick NI accent.......easy enough, we're all thick)

know someone that used to work with a peter niss. no middle name.

Stop that it's silly :)