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http://milanesemasala.wordpress.com/2008/03/21/the-sexy-ugly-list/
The author digs an Italian guy called Sergio Castellino amongst others,and thinks he's a sex god,citing 'He looks abit ratlike,but he does it for me'
Ropey lookers,who you would like get down to some nookie with then?
I can visualise loads but I'll have to check back to Youporn for names..
I'd like to trump everyone,and say Fizz off Coronation Street,but I'd rather have a legg off,to be fair.
Tricky to translate into a question for blerks because most of the women in the public eye scrub up quite well. 's a bit of a pre-requisite for most media jobs. Blokes who can look like the arse end of a cow and still get a job as the BBC's political editor.
There's some MPs who are not classically beautiful, but I suppose the same rule applies to shagging them as the men: the only people who want to sleep with an MP are hookers.
I used to have a bit of a thing for Sarah Ferguson, but only until I looked at pictures of her, then it went away. I think I just liked her general sleaziness and the fact that I imagined that she would probably make a noise like a horse when she was at it.
So the answer is no.
There's a fairly nondescript girl in my work who I quite fancy. In fact, now I come to think about it, there's two. But I left there on Friday so I won't see them again.
What was the question again?
D'ye know,Sarah Ferguson is a great call.I most certainly would have at one time...Still would anyhow!
It easier for blerks to translate it to girl-in-the-street lasses,for sure...Like those birds who have fantastic arses and legs with face like a slapped twat,for example..
The best experiences for me are those that initally you in no way fancy,not necessarily ugly,just people..then you sit with them for a bit and you get totally into them and think they are wonderful sexy girlfriend material..Though if that happens,they will do your head-in eventually,natch
That's the price of love. The fourth corniest NO track of all time.
Boatraceface wrote:
The best experiences for me are those that initally you in no way fancy,not necessarily ugly,just people..then you GET COMPLETELY PISSED for a bit and you get totally into them and think they are wonderful sexy girlfriend material...
I corrected the spelling mistake in your post.
DJ Diamond wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
The best experiences for me are those that initally you in no way fancy,not necessarily ugly,just people..then you GET COMPLETELY PISSED for a bit and you get totally into them and think they are wonderful sexy girlfriend material...
I corrected the spelling mistake in your post.
Which Roman said 'In wine there is truth?' And was he a gobshite or a prophet?
or a knobhead?
Rome was'nt built on a petite snout,no siree!
Still derided in modern times as cock-nosed heathens,in some quarters..
Dodjem wrote: Gerard Depardieu Snoop Dogg Rhys Ifans Kiefer Sutherland Sean Penn
Keifer Sutherland and Sean Penn are sometime heartthrobs,so they don't count on this thread..
Gepardieu and Snoop tho
A treat then..Gerard is in with this Mulligan and O'hare half way into the clip..
Dodjem wrote: Gerard Depardieu Snoop Dogg Rhys Ifans Kiefer Sutherland Sean Penn
Keifer Sutherland and Sean Penn are sometime heartthrobs,so they don't count on this thread..
Gepardieu and Snoop tho
A treat then..Gerard is in with this Mulligan and O'hare half way into the clip..
Dodjem wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Alan Hansen!
What?
He's never been ugly, he's gorgeous!!!
I've just wanted to say it for years!
I so would! 
Ohhhhh Good thread
Mine were mostly when I was a young teen, something to do with lots of hormones and no experience; so quite liking the idea of a dirty bastard to teach me a thing or two..
Jimmy Nail is the only famous one that I can recall at the moment but I'm sure there were more
Just remembered another... I had a thing about Peter Shilton
Could have been worse my younger sis was mad on Gazza at that time
Minx wrote: Just remembered another... I had a thing about Peter Shilton
Yer in safe hands. Shilts might have ye purse away,for a punt on the horses..I bet you never considered that.He wears some shocking knittwear on the plus side. He was goalie-coaching at Boro a few years back,and you'd see him about,miserable usually..in crap knittwear. Once saw him at the flicks,looking like he'd done his bollocks on the horses..miserable
And loads of birds I knew fancied Gazza once-upon-a-tyne
They did
Jimmy Nail's a gnarly one,granted.
Dodjem wrote: Gerard Depardieu Snoop Dogg Rhys Ifans Kiefer Sutherland Sean Penn Gazman
Bonzette wrote: Alan Hansen! Gazman
Minx wrote: Just remembered another... I had a thing about Peter Shilton and Gazman
Its fuckin murder being popular!
Women at work Jimmy nail and Bob Geldof think they meet the criteria quite well
For me Anne Widecombe? no i need to get real.
I did see a list in one mag of most inapropriately sexy person of last year. and it was the lost child Maddies mum Kate
charlie brooker.
i've gone off him quite a bit, but i used to fancy him something rotten. never thought he was ugly, mind, although plenty of people seem to disagree with me - and he described himself as having "a face like a paedophile walrus". i didn't want to have sex with him either; i wanted to hold hands with him while we skipped through leaves in the park under an autumnal sky, or have water fights with him while we did the washing up after sunday lunch.
this thread is wasted on me.
EdelBrock wrote: Natalie Portman... she's far from pretty, but something about her gets me going
so natalie is far from pretty & that trout faced running mate of mr oven chips is hot?
hibster wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Natalie Portman... she's far from pretty, but something about her gets me going
so natalie is far from pretty & that trout faced running mate of mr oven chips is hot?
indeed.
You got a touch of Shellshock, Edel 
