What's your favourite slang for ladybits???
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What's your guilty pleasure??
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Minge 3 (16%)
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Cunt 2 (11%)
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Twat 1 (5%)
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Pissflaps 1 (5%)
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Ladygarden 0 (0%)
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Hole 0 (0%)
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Fanny 2 (11%)
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Beaver 0 (0%)
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Meat Curtains 0 (0%)
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Pussy 4 (21%)
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Lovebox 0 (0%)
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Other (please specify) 6 (32%)
19 votes · voting closed
Good choice, Jemima!!
I can't believe someone voted for "pussy" already. Aren't the Americans all in bed right now?? I have two cats and they look fuck all like a vagina.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Good choice, Jemima!!
I can't believe someone voted for "pussy" already. Aren't the Americans all in bed right now?? I have two cats and they look fuck all like a vagina.
Reminds me of a "Joke" my boss told me.........
Son to dad..."what does a vagina look like?" Dad to son..."have you ever seen a rose, as it opens it's petal in the first light of a spring morning?"
Some time later...... Son to dad..."What does a vagina look like after sex?" Dad thinks for a moment and says.... "Well, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?".
Quality thread, as ever.
Think Jem's suggestion could cause problems, with statements such as "martin is a total martin".
Doctor? wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Good choice, Jemima!!
I can't believe someone voted for "pussy" already. Aren't the Americans all in bed right now?? I have two cats and they look fuck all like a vagina.
Reminds me of a "Joke" my boss told me.........
Son to dad..."what does a vagina look like?" Dad to son..."have you ever seen a rose, as it opens it's petal in the first light of a spring morning?"
Some time later...... Son to dad..."What does a vagina look like after sex?" Dad thinks for a moment and says.... "Well, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?".
Son to dad "Dad,while we're at it,what does a sphincter look like?"
Dad"A balloon knott,son"
Doctor? wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Good choice, Jemima!!
I can't believe someone voted for "pussy" already. Aren't the Americans all in bed right now?? I have two cats and they look fuck all like a vagina.
Reminds me of a "Joke" my boss told me.........
Son to dad..."what does a vagina look like?" Dad to son..."have you ever seen a rose, as it opens it's petal in the first light of a spring morning?"
Some time later...... Son to dad..."What does a vagina look like after sex?" Dad thinks for a moment and says.... "Well, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?".
Quality thread, as ever.
Think Jem's suggestion could cause problems, with statements such as "martin is a total martin".
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That's just reminded me of another one.
SON (8 years old)- "Dad ,what's a cunt?"
FATHER - "I beg your pardon,where did you hear a word like that?"
SON - "In the playground Dad.........so what's a cunt?"
FATHER -"Follow me" so he takes him upstairs,to the bedroom,and the lad's mother is crashed out on duvet,after too many ciders.
FATHER - "See that black triangle of hair between her legs?"
SON - "Yeah?"
FATHER - "That's a FANNY. SHE's a CUNT"
MONTY POTTER & THE HALF COOKED PRINCE wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Good choice, Jemima!!
I can't believe someone voted for "pussy" already. Aren't the Americans all in bed right now?? I have two cats and they look fuck all like a vagina.
Reminds me of a "Joke" my boss told me.........
Son to dad..."what does a vagina look like?" Dad to son..."have you ever seen a rose, as it opens it's petal in the first light of a spring morning?"
Some time later...... Son to dad..."What does a vagina look like after sex?" Dad thinks for a moment and says.... "Well, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?".
Quality thread, as ever.
Think Jem's suggestion could cause problems, with statements such as "martin is a total martin".
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SON (8 years old)- "Dad ,what's a cunt?"
FATHER - "I beg your pardon,where did you hear a word like that?"
SON - "In the playground Dad.........so what's a cunt?"
FATHER -"Follow me" so he takes him upstairs,to the bedroom,and the lad's mother is crashed out on duvet,after too many ciders.
FATHER - "See that black triangle of hair between her legs?"
SON - "Yeah?"
FATHER - "That's a FANNY. SHE's a CUNT"
That just reminded me of one: A teacher asks her class to use the word contagious.
Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, 'Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious.'
'Well done Roland,' says the teacher. 'Can anyone else try?'
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails says, 'My Gran says there's a bug going round and it's contagious.'
'Well done, Katie,' says the teacher. 'Anyone else?'
Little Johnny jumps up and says, 'Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a 4 cm brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious.'
I voted Fanny because I have never really thought about it to be honest.
BTW it is beef curtains not meat curtains.
Additionally Henry my 8 year old calls his knob Trevor
Gorilla salad !! or Hairy kebab
Q. What do you call that flappy bit around a womans vagina.
A. The rest of her.
In Pompey we have also have cutains of beef too its just so graphic i cringe everytime I hear it.
Didnt Prince once pen a song about sheena easton and her 'sugary walls' or something. a bit more tasteful
Haddock pastie is another nasty viz style slang
muff is another used in Pompey, hardly ever the C word.that is more likely to desrcibe a stupid bloke than lady bits
personally the word fanny passes from my lips
furry clam?
The tone and content of these thread topics is very low
isaac wrote: Gorilla salad !! or Hairy kebab
Q. What do you call that flappy bit around a womans vagina.
A. The rest of her.
Funny, I always heard it as....
"what do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a penis".
"a man".
I worked on construction sites for most of my formative years so I can swear pretty well. Offshore, it won't surprise you to learn, is a hotbed of ladybit talk and is a better place for it, in my opinion.
One nice story from my days on a site in London was being told to call the concrete company and put in an order for a cuntful of concrete. How much? A little bit, said the foreman, just ask for a cuntful. I called the company and asked for a 'little bit' and the busy man on the phone started shouting 'how much do you want, don't mess me about'. I finally braved it and squeaked 'a cuntful'. 'Why didn't you say that at first' he bellowed, and hung up.
You see - a cuntful is what you order if you want the driver to call in on his way from another job if he has some concrete left in his drum. It's too small an amount to order by volume.
It's just a cuntful 
I once worked with a very vulgar man.
We did work in a call center.
Mostly women worked there.
He called it the 'cunt pit'.
He was a funny man.
But a rubbish goalkeeper.
I remember the youngest lad in our workshop being quizzed about a romantic liaison that he had enjoyed the previous evening.
The almost ritual debasement of the tender act of union by these uncouth men, and the way in which the young lad felt compelled to dehumanise his experience in order to conform with what he felt were the expectations of his elders, was fascinating.
The conversation was almost formal in structure, a classic call-response dialogue, reminiscent of the 'tell me more' chorus in Greece's Summer Nights.
The most memorable part for me was:
"Did you go down for gravy?" "A little bit" "You horrible bastard"
Quim has to be the best ever. You reminded me of a story Colin about a good friend of mine who I went to school with a small guy who likes to take his shirt off and who many of you have met. but i wont mention his name.
He was down stairs so to speak with the lights out. It suddenly dawned on him there was a little too much um er gravy shall we say.
when the lights came on it took them both a little while to work out he had a nose bleed.
Sorry mate I hope they dont have computers in Antigua
Ha!!! Which reminds me of a girl at school with a notoriously large vaginal cavity who we used to call "Bucket Bay".
Charlotte Everson-Evans - I've not forgotten you!!!!
went out with a girl who first time round said,, whould henry like to meet henrieta?,, i thought ummm sounds posh like ill play along maybe its a party,,she had to explain in the end
somethings got ahold of me.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Ha!!! Which reminds me of a girl at school with a notoriously large vaginal cavity who we used to call "Bucket Bay".
Charlotte Everson-Evans - I've not forgotten you!!!!
