WHICH PROFESSION ATTRACTS THE MOST WANKERS???

Following on from the debate about the value (or otherwise) of teachers, please state your own prejudice(s) here. Random attacks on other NOOLers and their "professions" are encouraged.

In the most derogatory sense of the word,it would have to be those dealers in human misery-Lawyers. Family Law specialists to be pinpoint about it.

Effin Leeches!

Other - politicians

El Jarvo wrote: Teachers. Natch.

Then VOTE, motherfucker, VOTE!!!! It's a privilege, not a right y'know!!

where are Estate agents on the list? And annoying telephone salespeople who refuse to take no for an answer?

Finance. Without fucking question.

Divorce lawyers.

NTL

Media is full of wankers.

Unemployed without a shadow of doubt.At least the others pay their way and are kept off the streets during the day.

actors are truly horrific.

Strippers/pole dancers, if you wanna be literal about it.

bloodynora wrote: actors are truly horrific.

I strongly concur

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NO Regret wrote: Unemployed without a shadow of doubt.At least the others pay their way and are kept off the streets during the day.

Oi CUNTCHEEKS!! I'm on the dole and look what I've given you: THIS GLORIOUS FUCKING THREAD!!!!!!!!!

any profession that leaves you without annual leave, anybody who gets No Holiday is a complete and utter wanker

Jed Stephens wrote: any profession that leaves you without annual leave, anybody who gets No Holiday is a complete and utter wanker

Post of the year.

El Jarvo wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Teachers. Natch.

Then VOTE, motherfucker, VOTE!!!! It's a privilege, not a right y'know!!

Oh right, I didn't think it was important, they're (you're) surely gonna get so many votes anyways.

Cos you're all cunts.

Al, I'm really hurt, I go back to school on Monday and have to wait seven weeks before my next holiday. I don't finish until 2:45 every day of the week AND I am helping to educate the noolers of the future!!!

People who are famous for being famous.

Dodjem wrote: NTL

Nahhh, he said "profession".

That lot think professionalism is a small village near Swansea.

Martin, this thread is fucking shit.

You've spent no time at all thinking about it have you.

Even someone who's never been divorced must know the correct answer to this one.

Why did you leave it off?

You useless knob.

It's divorce lawyers.

lucyjane wrote: Al, I'm really hurt, I go back to school on Monday and have to wait seven weeks before my next holiday. I don't finish until 2:45 every day of the week AND I am helping to educate the noolers of the future!!!

Here it begins at 08 AM and it finishes by 5 or 6 PM... but not everyday when you are a TEACHER. 18 full hours a week is the minimum (not counting extras as preparing classes, correcting exams, meeting parents, boards and all other enjoyments).

Mind you I am surprised how much I've been thinking about those useless fucking dancers that I glimpsed at the closing/handover ceremony for the Olympics. It was obvious that they were interpreting in free-form dance a multi-racial bus queue of mixed age and mental and physical ability, which is all well and good. What pissed me off about it so much is that this is surely a taste for what 2012 will bring. Free-form is a euphemism for 'talentless fuck'. These people call themselves dancers, but I bet none of them have had a proper gig since they graduated from fucking dance university, apart from handing out leaflets in Park Royal shops, the odd bit of stripping and that weekend in Paris that we're not allowed to speak about.

They're not in the same league as divorce lawyers, but they can fuck off anyway.

In fact, that's the test. If someone just disappeared, would anyone give a fuck?

The sudden disappearance of all divorce lawyers, most salesmen, people who mug old ladies and the AIDS virus would make the world a better place.

TV celebrities and freeform dancers are merely useless. Their disappearance would be effect-neutral. Their impact on the world, positive or negative, is negligible.

Teachers, engineers, binmen and the people who sell ice creams to kids on nice days are dispensable, but only because they can be replaced if they disappear. The role that they fulfil is important. They are merely ants carrying out that role.

But that is as good as it gets. Nobody is truly irreplaceable.

Of course, this is a purely practical argument about the usefulness of people's jobs. It's got nothing to do with whether people in these professions tend to be pleasant to be around. My guess is that freeform dancers are utter bastards. Every single divorce lawyer in the world is an utter bastard. They must be to prey so greedily on the misery of others.

I will defer to Bill Hicks-

Good call

Where's the option for DJ's? Taking credit for the work of others

And not just when mixing either, their "own" tunes are as often as not, the work of some other poor uncredited schmuck, who sat there and turned precise instructions such as "Deeper" and "more Detroit", into actual music. I know, I've been that schmuck a few times.

No offence to DJ Biggie intended......mainly as I am sure he adopted the title to impress the laydeez. As one of my lecturers at college said..."take the ugliest, spottiest, least talented geek. Stick him behind a pair of record players and there's not a dry seat in the house."

PS. Not suggesting (as may be surmised from the above) That col is ugly, spotty, a geek, or devoid of talent. He does, however, smell (alledgedly).

Doctor? wrote: Where's the option for DJ's? Taking credit for the work of others

Like Run2???