If you HAD to, what would you do for £1000 hard cash????

God I am bored.....

ive lived in the shetland islands (UNST),, do i win £1000?(£40,would be nice)

ive lived my life on

I've gone for the Fanny Batter

Always had a thing for thatcher, so mowing her jungle of weave would be acceptable

Before i vote,i need to ask,

does the ipod vibrate?

Gazman wrote: Before i vote,i need to ask,

does the ipod vibrate?

Hmmmmm. Are you Cashley Cole in disguise????

Gazman wrote: Before i vote,i need to ask,

does the ipod vibrate?

Who cares? I voted ipod, because for every ipod I can tuck up my tradesman's, that's one more kept (hopefully)beyond the reach of children and the mentally feeble,

None of those options sound that enticing.

DJ Diamond wrote: None of those options sound that enticing.

Colin........

I AM a divorce lawyer........

(do I now get the bloody money - the £40 will do!)

Let me ask you one question Is your money that good Will it buy you forgiveness Do you think that it could I think you will find When your death takes its toll All the money you made Will never buy back your soul

The cheque's in the post you fucking parasite.

for only 1000 quid?

fuck that. for a million i'd chop my foot off, but not 1000....

the divorce lawyer that represented my ex's ex was in the news recently. said ex was somewhat gleeful.

poor vlp

DJ Diamond wrote: Let me ask you one question Is your money that good Will it buy you forgiveness Do you think that it could I think you will find When your death takes its toll All the money you made Will never buy back your soul

The cheque's in the post you fucking parasite.

bloodynora wrote: the divorce lawyer that represented my ex's ex was in the news recently. said ex was somewhat gleeful.

poor vlp

You know my solicitor mentione poisoning more than once, and two different barristers also referred to it, apropos to entirely different things. I remember thinking that they were all obsessed with it.

They should stick this prick in Dartmore.

This has suddenly reminded me of that joke that ends "I'll suck your cock but you mustn't hit me on the head with the bottle".

DJ Diamond wrote: Let me ask you one question Is your money that good Will it buy you forgiveness Do you think that it could I think you will find When your death takes its toll All the money you made Will never buy back your soul

I'm probably being really thick, but what's that from, if you wrote it you should be a lyricist, by the way, there;s still a bit of the boat at blackpool apparently, I try not to go that far up the blackpool coast, it gets a bit smelly. How's that seal?

In answer to the post though, I'd answer a few piss easy questions on who want to be a millionaire, then piss off.

http://www.bobdylan.com/#/songs/masters-war

You've got an eye for talent, Jed.

DJ Diamond wrote: http://www.bobdylan.com/#/songs/masters-war

You've got an eye for talent, Jed.

I'm right thick me... but happy. give us a whack with that club and put me out of my misery (and everyone elses)

Quality Reeves and Mortimer quote though, no?

ipod,but one of them little ones!

Wheres the "wanking a dog off" option?

1000 is not life changing enough, barely a down payment on an auto... would have to be 10,000,000 to chop off something