FAVOURITE NAME FOR COCK

other - Liam.

Widge Widgy Tink

Dodjem wrote: Widge Widgy Tink

Yes, I can just hear you in the throes of passion, Jem:

"Oh, yes, give me a hard tinking!!!!"

"Please, FUCK ME WITH YOUR WIDGY!!!!"

Very off-putting for the fella involved. Unless this is strap-on action you are referring to? You DO look like the type.....

Why I...

My friend once called it 'tink' when she referred to a very poorly endowed ex. It tickled me. I don't actually use the word of course. I'm an innocent

Cock Knob

(Not you Peter)

Dodjem wrote: Why I...

My friend once called it 'tink' when she referred to a very poorly endowed ex. It tickled me. I don't actually use the word of course. I'm an innocent

Cock Knob

(Not you Peter)

An innocent who's never been with anyone with a wee tinker, eh??

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Widge Widgy Tink

Yes, I can just hear you in the throes of passion, Jem:

"Oh, yes, give me a hard tinking!!!!"

"Please, FUCK ME WITH YOUR WIDGY!!!!"

Very off-putting for the fella involved. Unless this is strap-on action you are referring to? You DO look like the type.....

I did sleep with her last Saturday. The bitch stole ALL the covers.

Moo.

... whereas you stole them Friday

Dodjem wrote: ... whereas you stole them Friday

:whistles:

About next weekend.......

You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

A Zookeeper.

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

Got the two of them on F/book Dave,

Im workin on it....

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

Got the two of them on F/book Dave,

Im workin on it....

Get in line..

Baggsy first here

Boatraceface wrote:

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

A Zookeeper.

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Dodjem wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

A Zookeeper.

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Get ya muzzle,you've pulled!

Boatraceface wrote:

Dodjem wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

A Zookeeper.

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Get ya muzzle,you've pulled!

Roger the Rogerer

As christened by my new partner Angela :)

double pump action spunk shooter

Prick conjures up too many people on here really.........

Chopper

i rather like "john thomas."

AgentWood wrote: i rather like "john thomas."

Double edit: I actually know a John Thomas!

Dodjem wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i rather like "john thomas."

Double edit: I actually know a John Thomas!

how is john thomas's john thomas?

I didn't know him THAT well

Dodjem wrote: I didn't know him THAT well

sure you did. spit it out.

ahem.

AgentWood wrote:

Dodjem wrote: I didn't know him THAT well

spit it out

That's just rude

Schniedelwutz

(cult word -> made up by a german comedian)

Pee-pee

then it becomes a Dick when excited, like the Incredible hulk

Johnson-or if I am whimsical I go all KISS-Love Gun

In the words of an old roommate who was a professional boxer from Cleveland: "STANLEY - as in the POWER drill!"

no i am not bent, just straight, well the last time I looked myself in the mirror, its plain old cock, just love the way American pornstars (Only females) pronounce it "Cawwwwwwwwwwwk"

(One-eyed) Trouser Snake I like it:). And now - my Patricia names it Mr Sausage (or Mr Hot Dogy).

Martin

Veiny Bangstick Purple-Headed Womb-Broom

Snorri xxx

Once in college, a bunch of friends drinking beer started talking about the names for thier dicks (NO it wasn't one of those kinda of parties). Having never really put much thought on the matter, I looked around the room frantically to come up with something for mine before my turn came around. Saw a video tape on the vcr left by one of my female roommates and used it: Joy Luck Club

New Order

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Once in college, a bunch of friends drinking beer started talking about the names for thier dicks (NO it wasn't one of those kinda of parties). Having never really put much thought on the matter, I looked around the room frantically to come up with something for mine before my turn came around. Saw a video tape on the vcr left by one of my female roommates and used it: Joy Luck Club

That's teh gheyest story ever!

I aim to please

Hampton.................

The M1