FAVOURITE NAME FOR COCK

other - Liam.

Widge Widgy Tink

Dodjem wrote: Widge Widgy Tink

Yes, I can just hear you in the throes of passion, Jem:

"Oh, yes, give me a hard tinking!!!!"

"Please, FUCK ME WITH YOUR WIDGY!!!!"

Very off-putting for the fella involved. Unless this is strap-on action you are referring to? You DO look like the type.....

Why I...

My friend once called it 'tink' when she referred to a very poorly endowed ex. It tickled me. I don't actually use the word of course. I'm an innocent

Cock Knob

(Not you Peter)

Dodjem wrote: Why I...

My friend once called it 'tink' when she referred to a very poorly endowed ex. It tickled me. I don't actually use the word of course. I'm an innocent

Cock Knob

(Not you Peter)

An innocent who's never been with anyone with a wee tinker, eh??

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Widge Widgy Tink

Yes, I can just hear you in the throes of passion, Jem:

"Oh, yes, give me a hard tinking!!!!"

"Please, FUCK ME WITH YOUR WIDGY!!!!"

Very off-putting for the fella involved. Unless this is strap-on action you are referring to? You DO look like the type.....

I did sleep with her last Saturday. The bitch stole ALL the covers.

Moo.

... whereas you stole them Friday

Dodjem wrote: ... whereas you stole them Friday

:whistles:

About next weekend.......

You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

A Zookeeper.

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

Got the two of them on F/book Dave,

Im workin on it....

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

Got the two of them on F/book Dave,

Im workin on it....

Get in line..

Baggsy first here

Boatraceface wrote:

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

A Zookeeper.

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Dodjem wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

A Zookeeper.

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Get ya muzzle,you've pulled!

Boatraceface wrote:

Dodjem wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

LeggyD wrote: You two need a peace keeper to sleep in the middle next time

A Zookeeper.

[black]ro[/black][black]oo[/black][black]aa[/black][black]rr[/black][black]rr[/black]

Get ya muzzle,you've pulled!

Roger the Rogerer

As christened by my new partner Angela :)

double pump action spunk shooter

Prick conjures up too many people on here really.........

Chopper

i rather like "john thomas."

AgentWood wrote: i rather like "john thomas."

Double edit: I actually know a John Thomas!

Dodjem wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i rather like "john thomas."

Double edit: I actually know a John Thomas!

how is john thomas's john thomas?

I didn't know him THAT well

Dodjem wrote: I didn't know him THAT well

sure you did. spit it out.

ahem.

AgentWood wrote:

Dodjem wrote: I didn't know him THAT well

spit it out

That's just rude

Schniedelwutz

(cult word -> made up by a german comedian)

Pee-pee

then it becomes a Dick when excited, like the Incredible hulk

Johnson-or if I am whimsical I go all KISS-Love Gun

In the words of an old roommate who was a professional boxer from Cleveland: "STANLEY - as in the POWER drill!"