One of the great things about being on the dole is no stupid vindictive cunt online can email your employers. Good, eh??
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One of the great things about being on the dole is no stupid vindictive cunt online can email your employers. Good, eh??
:p
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: One of the great things about being on the dole is no stupid vindictive cunt online can email your employers. Good, eh??
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Dearest Martin,
Thank you very much for thinking of me on this eve of our Labor Day weekend. In the spirit of such, I sincerely hope that your job seach is fruitful.
Have a great day,
Tex
Martin,
I have just written to the Prime Minister asking for you to be included in the New Year Honours list for servicesto comedy over the last few days.
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Uncle Liam wrote: Martin,
I have just written to the Prime Minister asking for you to be included in the New Year Honours list for servicesto comedy over the last few days.
I dunno, I don't think Frads has a chance with uncle joe stalin-brown around, surely he'll scoop every comedy award this year for any ONE of his bonkers policies.
(eg, the child protection database which is actually for plods to pick suspects from later in life...."oh look, THIS one had a troubled past, let's lift him and see if he'll confess").
But fuck me with a bass headstock if I wouldn't vote Marty boy in AS prime minister. (except, ppl in NI are, quite wiseley, prevented from voting for a govt).
Uncle Liam wrote: Martin,
I have just written to the Prime Minister asking for you to be included in the New Year Honours list for servicesto comedy over the last few days.
Surely NoHoliday deserves the award for services to comedy???
But he's like a a crappy late soap opera which people only watch because its so unbelievably terrible.