DO POSH BIRDS TAKE IT UP THE ARSE??

Thanks for your contribution, Jarv. I will quote this verbatim FACTOID endlessly and with enormous enthusiasm. Would anyone else like to verify this, or is is just the lasses that Allen meets?

It is a sad day when you have a great thread about bum sex and people are still posting on that fucking inane "song titles" one.

As Liam would say, TOTAL FUCKING FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posh birds love it rough,, oliver read had many a good time with them

turn my way

They all secretly crave DP

x Juliette x wrote: They all secretly crave DP

Trust you to lower the tone, Mike! One assumes that you covertly record all your DP action on a device concealed in a baseball cap???

Darren?

Big Clive wrote: Darren?

That's the most sensible post on here all year. If in doubt, point the finger at the mad Welsh fucker.

I bet he takes it up the shitter.

So do Posh Birds still give head? Or do they offer to take it up the arse to save face?

Not sure we have posh birds here.

Fur coat, no knickers....yes Posh? hmmmmm don't think so.

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

x Juliette x wrote: They all secretly crave DP

Trust you to lower the tone, Mike! One assumes that you covertly record all your DP action on a device concealed in a baseball cap???

Of Course I do, I don't have a hand spare.

whats the point in all these threads

so boring now

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: whats the point in all these threads

so boring now

Oh, FFS. You may just as well ask hat's the point of a fucking New Order website this late in the day? Especially with the hopeless pile of wank "reissues" on the horizon....

These threads are intended as a crude satire on the shockingly inane "discussions" that take place over on the sensible forums. For "what do you want on the fucking reissue of 'Movement'", read instead "WHAT INANIMATE OBJECT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOVE UP YOUR RECTUM WHILE HAVING A WANK????"

The sooner they bring in an A-Level in crude satire the better.

Kids today, eh?

Do YOU agree with Shuglet's nugget of Weegie Wisdom????

Ive been with a bird from Bearsden*

* A Posh part of Galsgow

These threads are pure filth! Grow up the lot of you.

Anyway do posh birds like a a fisting from Al's Avatar?

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: For "what do you want on the fucking reissue of 'Movement'", read instead "WHAT INANIMATE OBJECT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOVE UP YOUR RECTUM WHILE HAVING A WANK????"

Not the ones Ive been with. It hurts too much. Shame but theres more to life.

EdelBrock wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: For "what do you want on the fucking reissue of 'Movement'", read instead "WHAT INANIMATE OBJECT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOVE UP YOUR RECTUM WHILE HAVING A SHIT???"

MOVEMENT

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: whats the point in all these threads

so boring now

Sorry, but cuntface is clearly right on this one. These threads are infinitely more interesting than the incessant pre-pubescant septic fuckwittery that composes about 87% of the sane side these days.

Hopefully these'll traumatize the perpertators and send them off in an indignant and offended strop.

Anyway.....what do you reckon? Do those with a silver spoon in their mouth like a bit of pink truncheon in their tradesman's?

A mate of mine used to go out with an extremely posh bird - Daddy owned half of Gloucestershire, that sort of thing - and I am reliably informed that she was rather partial to a spot of botty lovin'... How jealous we all were...

Snorri xxx