Fuck me,what's happened to late night Channel 4. Where they getting these untalented idiots from?
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Remember when comedy was funny..
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Oh alright then,I was out with these twins,one had TB and one had VD. I fooked the one that was coughing..
Try 'Mock The Week' followed by a very old (usually) repeat of 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks'! Its on Sky something-or-other; possibly 'DAVE' and could be a Monday night..... 
Now for the joke..............erm.........erm...
A paper bag goes to the Doctor feeling unwell; the Doctor asks him to go back the following week for results of his tests.
The Doctor tells the bag he is HIV positive and the bag says 'How can I, I am only a paper bag'!
Doctor says 'well have you had unprotected sex, shared needles etc?'
Paper bag says 'I've told you before I am only a paper bag, how could I?
'Ahhhh' the Doctor says 'in that case I would suspect that your mother must have been a carrier'.
Where's my coat...........
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tee heeMock The Week is simply unmissable. Can't say that about much else at the moment though. The shows that've been on straight after as part of BBC2's comedy night - Lab Rats and The Cup - have been dire.
Kevin Bishop Show finished last week. Some of that was pure comedy genius, hope he gets another series.
Touch Me I'm Karen Taylor's just finished too. That was shit. But she's a dead ringer for Ness! And sounded exactly like her. Oh, and she had fantastic tits (and she knew it). You sort-of fancied her, but knew you shouldn't. She always seems to drag one absolute corker of a joke out of the bag each week too. But just the one. Only the one.
I never even knew they had a new series of Ideal in the summer. I'm just catching up on that at the moment. That's the funniest British show of recent years, easily.
Quite looking forward to the new Harry Enfield / Paul Whitehouse thing coming up. Very hit and miss, but will still watch it on relay, or wherever.
On a roll now....... (Promise this is the last one)
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "yes I am - I married the wrong man"......
Why did the doughnut maker retire?
He was fed up with the hole business.........
I went to Bradford the other day, I felt like a spot on a domino!
Frank Bruno Pathetic, goes down quicker than a scouser outside a job centre!
White fella gets on a bus in Bradford, everyone gets off, thought he was a ghost!
Thieves broke into the trophy room at Man City, Stole the lot, Police are looking for someone with a blue carpet under their arm!
Shug is so ugly, if he was at Michael Jacksons ranch he'd have his own room!
A tragic fire has broken out in President Bush's personal library. BOTH of his books have been destroyed. Sources say the President is devastated as he hadnt finished colouring in the second one!
El Jarvo wrote: Mock The Week is simply unmissable. Can't say that about much else at the moment though.
El Jarvo wrote: I never even knew they had a new series of Ideal in the summer. I'm just catching up on that at the moment. That's the funniest British show of recent years, easily.
Mock the week is very good granted. But the 90's was the best and most diverse decade for comedy IMO: Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, Goodness Gracious Me, HIGNFY (before it went shit)
