Sir Cliff Richard

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Sir Cliff Richard's autobiography is out today.

I bet that's a thumping read

Did he bang Sue Barker though?

I was caught in a traffic jam once on a really hot day in Weybridge in Surrey, and right next to me, stuck in the opposite direction, in a pink Mercedes was Cliff, with the windows down. I was chatting to a mate on my mobile, who told me to shout 'COOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' at him at the top of my voice, which I duly did, with some gusto.

The look of disgust on his face as he wound his electric window up.

I hope it mentions colostomy bags.

I seen on another forum today, something about Cliff being a poofta, apparently jobby jabbing a vicar

you were on a cliff richard forum?

It wouldnt surprise me.

Confusion33 wrote: you were on a cliff richard forum?

and yer problem is....

shut up Burt!

thought he was a chicken drummer me like but i could be wrong.....

Did some quality choons in the late 70's early 80's.

Did he "do" sue barker?

wrote: thought he was a chicken drummer me like but i could be wrong.....

Did some quality choons in the late 70's early 80's.

Did he "do" sue barker?

IT WAS RONNIE

If you can force yourself to look at some pictures or youtube of him in about 1955 he is the spitting image of Christano Ronaldo.

True dat

Burt Reynolds wrote: Did he bang Sue Barker though?

I was caught in a traffic jam once on a really hot day in Weybridge in Surrey, and right next to me, stuck in the opposite direction, in a pink Mercedes was Cliff, with the windows down. I was chatting to a mate on my mobile, who told me to shout 'COOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' at him at the top of my voice, which I duly did, with some gusto.

The look of disgust on his face as he wound his electric window up.

He must have banged Una Stubbs at some point. I wonder if she...

SHED wrote:

wrote: thought he was a chicken drummer me like but i could be wrong.....

Did some quality choons in the late 70's early 80's.

Did he "do" sue barker?

IT WAS RONNIE

Ronnie Barker was pumpin Sue Barker

I'm sure it was on this forum that I got laughed at for not knowing that Sir Cliff was gay? Anyway, he's gay. So it's unlikely that he shagged Sue Barker, Una Stubbs or anyone else without a winkie.

I remember reading an interview in GQ or summat where they do a page on people with 'interesting' jobs. It was a paparazzi photographer who told a tale about being at some Carribean hideaway to try and get snaps of Beckham on a private beach.

After three days he'd got zero and took a day off (minus his camera) when he clocked a 'British entertainment institution' (no it wasn't the Albert Hall) frolicking in the sand with his twenty something boyfriend.

By the time he'd got back to the beach with his camera they'd gone. He was ringing round a few tabloid editors telling them the story and they said they wouldn't have touched the photos even if he had got them on account of said 'institution' being such a 'national treasure'.

Isnt Sir Cliff celibate?

asnyway, I'm off to see him in November (providing i can get a ticket for a tenner or less on ebay) because I reckon it will be a laugh.

Didn't Una Stubbs admit to taking Cliff's virginity in an interview? If so, no wonder he's gay...

:p

Uncle Liam wrote: Isnt Sir Cliff celibate?

What, you can't be celibate and gay??? Better tell that old queen whos gigs you traipse around the country watching.

Confusion33 wrote: you were on a cliff richard forum?

Gazman is very diverse don't ya know

GlasVegas wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Isnt Sir Cliff celibate?

What, you can't be celibate and gay??? Better tell that old queen whos gigs you traipse around the country watching.

it is the first and foremost reason TO BE celibate. our dear lord does not look kindly on those who follow his ways and yet enjoy the pleasures of the opposite sex. did you not know that?

mozzer does not dabble in matters of the flesh. heaven forfend.

SHED wrote:

wrote: thought he was a chicken drummer me like but i could be wrong.....

Did some quality choons in the late 70's early 80's.

Did he "do" sue barker?

IT WAS RONNIE

Canadia wrote:

Confusion33 wrote: you were on a cliff richard forum?

Gazman is very diverse don't ya know

You spelt perverse wrong

Boatraceface wrote:

Canadia wrote:

Confusion33 wrote: you were on a cliff richard forum?

Gazman is very diverse don't ya know

You spelt perverse wrong

Thanks for the correction

I have seen the error in my ways!

i make no apologies...

Uncle Liam wrote: Isnt Sir Cliff celibate?

asnyway, I'm off to see him in November (providing i can get a ticket for a tenner or less on ebay) because I reckon it will be a laugh.

Is that the Wimbledon gig? Tenner,hmmmm.....sounds like a racquet to me.

If I can just say,as stated umpteen times by Digi-Mike,Cliff's 'Wired for sound' is,in keeping with the tennis,ace.. Shed Seven drew my attention to said choon,with their cover,which is even acer

Nevermind if Cliff pummeled Sue Barker back in the day,that's his business..

Was she a Barker by name,Barker by nature more to the effin point,Clifford? RRWoof wroof..

bloodynora wrote: i make no apologies...

That's what i'm talkin bout!

that bag for gretna's still packed, boaty...

bloodynora wrote: that bag for gretna's still packed, boaty...

Blimey!That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in,well,ages.

What can I say??? I really love weddings,as long as they ar'nt mine Fools jump in. You'd run a mile in reality,most prob. It would take someone very special to Gretna me and mine,so I'm told.

I have a different take... Have to,don't you?

LeggyD wrote: If you can force yourself to look at some pictures or youtube of him in about 1955 he is the spitting image of Christano Ronaldo.

True dat

Aye,he does'nt arf!

Rumour has it he's been hitting on John O'shea an all