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  • It's just a town full of gayers 0 (0%)
  • Coastal Liberal Utopia 0 (0%)
  • Wankhole full of self infatuated, tofu-eating middle class cunts. 2 (22%)
  • Home to people too wussy to live in London Village 0 (0%)
  • Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. 1 (11%)
  • YOU CAN'T BUILD SANDCASTLES OUT OF FUCKING PEBBLES!! 1 (11%)
  • Great town - Thatcher nearly died there 1 (11%)
  • Fatboy Slim, suck my dick 0 (0%)
  • I like the word "pissflaps" 2 (22%)
  • Other (please specify, etc.) 2 (22%)

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I have spent some time in Brighton over the last few months. I feel ambivalent about the place. Can anyone tell me what is the correct opinion to have about this coastal town?

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Full of grown-up folk who still think they're facking students. Even though they left Uni years and years ago.

Er, bit like you Fradders. :uhoh:

The Lanes are nice though, aren't they? Or, at least, they used to be.

Where's everyone stopping for Re-order?!

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El Jarvo wrote: Full of grown-up folk who still think they're facking students. Even though they left Uni years and years ago.

Er, bit like you Fradders. :uhoh:

The Lanes are nice though, aren't they? Or, at least, they used to be.

Where's everyone stopping for Re-order?!

I'd say that was pretty close to the mark. I might still act like a stew-dent but I don't eat no motherfucking tofu or consider a plateful of raw veg to be a suitable thing to include on a restaurant menu.

The Lanes are indeed very nice.

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El Jarvo wrote: Full of grown-up folk who still think they're facking students. Even though they left Uni years and years ago.

Er, bit like you Fradders. :uhoh:

The Lanes are nice though, aren't they? Or, at least, they used to be.

Where's everyone stopping for Re-order?!

I thought we were thinking of hiring out an apartment?

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lived not far away years ago and went to the poly(now uni) as well,,love it ,, full of charactures as well as its fair share of tossers,, has interesting phone boxes,,nice seafront with jolly nice ,,(expensive) bars ,, restaurants round the lanes are groovy,, and mrs order likes the jewellry shops,, what else ,, first gig i took mrs order to at the centre 1986 ,,, new ordaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

gay disco

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We kidnapped two seventeen year old sixth formers from Brighton (one gay lad and a girl) at 3AM and drove them 100+ miles away to the Holiday Inn Express at Luton Airport for a night/morning of drug fuelled debauchery earlier this year. True story.

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GlasVegas wrote: We kidnapped two seventeen year old sixth formers from Brighton (one gay lad and a girl) at 3AM and drove them 100+ miles away to the Holiday Inn Express at Luton Airport for a night/morning of drug fuelled debauchery earlier this year. True story.

Apologies in advance to the Luton Contingent, but would it be impolite to ask why one would kidnap folk in Brighton and then drive to Luton. Do the drugs not work in the sea air, Mr G???

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Old Blue wrote: Town my arse.

IT'S A CITY...

Hmmmm.

I'm from Hove, actually.

:evil4:

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Old Blue wrote: Portslade-by-Sea is where it's really at, though.

In your head, Clive. In your heart (and crotch) you're a Kemp Town man.

:nod:

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I voted 'Other' as I have never actually been.

Quadrophenia was filmed there, so by my reckoning, it must be fabulous. I remember some amazing buildings and a pebbly beach from said film.

Anybody going to be in charge of accomodation then for Re:Order?

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the footie ground is shite. just a converted running track. will they ever get an decent stadium. wasn't des lynam going to build one? my mate Jim lived in a campervan ambulance on the Levels. great place to be hetero .(outnumbered by gays and gals)

you need a lottery win to buy a 1 bedroom flat though.

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I like the word "pissflaps"

Am I allowed to vote?

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I like the word "pissflaps"

Am I allowed to vote?

Yes, but it'll be counted as a vote for "town full of gayers".

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I went for nice place to visit, but wouldn't want to live there............

Though I did some years ago - maybe that's why I came back! Apart from The Lanes (which were lovely) it is/was just a run-down seaside town with seedy pubs one end of the town and trendy wine bars the other.....

It was a long time ago though, maybe it has been 'spruced' up a bit now.

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Kathryn wrote: Though I did some years ago - maybe that's why I came back! Apart from The Lanes (which were lovely) it is/was just a run-down seaside town with seedy pubs one end of the town and trendy wine bars the other.....

Nope, like any other English seaside town it's shockingly in need of a 'lick of paint', if you get my point.

And, sadly, the town centre could be any other British town centre - Yates Wine Lodge, Wetherspoon's, etc, etc.

Still, you do get to live beside the sea! :)

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Dodjem wrote: I voted 'Other' as I have never actually been.

Quadrophenia was filmed there, so by my reckoning, it must be fabulous. I remember some amazing buildings and a pebbly beach from said film.

Anybody going to be in charge of accomodation then for Re:Order?

Although the long shot of the pier in Quadrophenia is actually Eastbourne pier (some film buff told me)

I reckon all of those options apply at some point.

I've lived here for ten years now and sometimes love the bohemian, liberal feel down here. And then the next day I think everyone bar none is a complete cock.

The local music scene is good. But then you get people coming down to be seen on the scene.

There is a kind of Brightonian cynicism developing which, I think, stems from the fact that so many people think they're cool just because they live here.

Too many 4x4 drivers. The roads have become clogged. Brighton appears in about 1 in 5 (made up stats) films, adverts and TV shows.

It's like an amazing advert for something that when you get it isn't quite what you wanted it to be.

Rant over. Right I'm back off to Corby.

:read:

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RichShan wrote: I've lived here for ten years now and sometimes love the bohemian, liberal feel down here. And then the next day I think everyone bar none is a complete cock.

You gonna be doing the Re:Order gig?

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El Jarvo wrote:

RichShan wrote: I've lived here for ten years now and sometimes love the bohemian, liberal feel down here. And then the next day I think everyone bar none is a complete cock.

You gonna be doing the Re:Order gig?

Yeah. I'm looking forward to that. Be a good laugh... Will there be a big posse down?

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RichShan wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

RichShan wrote: I've lived here for ten years now and sometimes love the bohemian, liberal feel down here. And then the next day I think everyone bar none is a complete cock.

You gonna be doing the Re:Order gig?

Yeah. I'm looking forward to that. Be a good laugh... Will there be a big posse down?

I think there'll be a few there. You on Facebook? There's a Facebook event dedicated to it! :lol:

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El Jarvo wrote:

RichShan wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

RichShan wrote: I've lived here for ten years now and sometimes love the bohemian, liberal feel down here. And then the next day I think everyone bar none is a complete cock.

You gonna be doing the Re:Order gig?

Yeah. I'm looking forward to that. Be a good laugh... Will there be a big posse down?

I think there'll be a few there. You on Facebook? There's a Facebook event dedicated to it! :lol:

Nah, I don't use the 'book... Not sure my face fits, really :D

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PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: When are Re-Order playing?

... in Brighton, Saturday 11th October.

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Dodjem wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: When are Re-Order playing?

... in Brighton, Saturday 11th October.

Aha. I have romantic attachments* down there so this may have to be a can't-be-missed-event.

* - NB - I am not referring to Will. This time, at least.

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... so basically, you come down to meet your lovely friends then bugger off shagging :nonono:

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Very local to me have been pushed around by the Police a few times when Pompey have taken the place over for the footie always took between 5 and 10 thousand, we then always seemed to loose really badly.

Lovely pier which has pissed up karoke on a Sunday afternoon which can be good fum to watch a budding Neil Diamond

Saw the mighty order there for the first time in 86. if only I had never gone where would i be now? possibly richer

Really nice town, posher than Pompey should easily provide a good venue for a nice weekend and a mid night swim for those inclined. Used to be the abortion capital of the the Uk in the sixties and seventies for some reason i dont quite understand.

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pompeyorder wrote:

Really nice town, posher than Pompey should easily provide a good venue for a nice weekend and a mid night swim for those inclined

Not a fookin chance! :laugh:

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Was stuck at Gatwick for 3 days due to a hurricane in Cuba in october 2005. Stayed in shitty Crawley and was extremely bored so went down to Brighton for the day. Was fcukin freezin when we got there,bought misel a hoody n lot,an hour later it was fcukin red hot!

Loved the place,In fact i'd go as far to say it wqas netter than the holiday we had! will be defo havin a weekend there next summer :nod:

:nuts:

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