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Who thought of............
'Have a Happy Period' - (Allways)
Before you know it Clintons and Birthdays etc will be selling cards, banners and balloons to hang up once a month - think of the money though - you only have a birthday, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Anniversary, Easter, St Patricks, Christmas, New Year........ once a year!
Dragons Den!
Kath wrote: Who thought of............
'Have a Happy Period' - (Allways)
It's definitely a man. No woman in her right mind would think of the phrase 'have a happy period'
You're both falling into a big trap here, by thinking that marketing whores are actually human.
I mean really "be happy while loads of tissue breaks away from your body and exits in a gooey mass of blood" is surely the work of an alien.
As His Holiness, William Hicks said. "If you're in marketing or advertising, Kill yourself!"
i love getting my period.
it marks another glorious pregnancy-free month, makes sense of whatever madness i was up to the day before, and appeals to my catholic need for purging.
i think we should talk about periods ALL DAY.
i wonder what the chances of that happening are.
I refuse to acknowledge that women have such messy things like periods, craps, boogers, etc.
Speaking of cards,reminds me of the time we went back to someones house after the nightclub,when one of our motley crew announced it was his birthday,about 7 or 8ish in the morn a couple of us went to the shop for fags,skins etc... "better get him a card" said someone,so one of my mates lifted one,we gets back to the house,and proudly produced the envelope containing his card,"Happy Birthday mate" we said,he takes his card saying "thanks",and opens it....
'Congratulations on passing yer driving test'! 
Moral of the story...
Never steal a birthday card whilst under the influence of narcotics
True story that.
that new add is bothersome it really is...
As if there's not enough pressure on women anyway,
not only do I have to wear my roller skates, tight white jeans and steal/borrow the neighbours dogs to pull me along the street singing 'body form for Yoooooouuu' each month
I NOW have to do it with a great big beaming smile on my face!
Kath wrote:
Before you know it Clintons and Birthdays etc will be selling cards, banners and balloons to hang up once a month - think of the money though - you only have a birthday, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Anniversary, Easter, St Patricks, Christmas, New Year........ once a year!
Reminds me of Kryton and Kechanski(?) from Red Dwarf
Minx wrote: that new add is bothersome it really is...
As if there's not enough pressure on women anyway,
not only do I have to wear my roller skates, tight white jeans and steal/borrow the neighbours dogs to pull me along the street singing 'body form for Yoooooouuu' each month I NOW have to do it with a great big beaming smile on my face!
With wings of course
Gazman wrote:
Minx wrote: that new add is bothersome it really is...
As if there's not enough pressure on women anyway,
not only do I have to wear my roller skates, tight white jeans and steal/borrow the neighbours dogs to pull me along the street singing 'body form for Yoooooouuu' each month I NOW have to do it with a great big beaming smile on my face!
With wings of course
You'll have a job, one of them's dead
Dodjem wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Minx wrote: that new add is bothersome it really is...
As if there's not enough pressure on women anyway,
not only do I have to wear my roller skates, tight white jeans and steal/borrow the neighbours dogs to pull me along the street singing 'body form for Yoooooouuu' each month I NOW have to do it with a great big beaming smile on my face!
With wings of course
You'll have a job, one of them's dead
Must be Minx,
am still here!
Dodjem wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Minx wrote: that new add is bothersome it really is...
As if there's not enough pressure on women anyway,
not only do I have to wear my roller skates, tight white jeans and steal/borrow the neighbours dogs to pull me along the street singing 'body form for Yoooooouuu' each month I NOW have to do it with a great big beaming smile on my face!
With wings of course
You'll have a job, one of them's dead
as long as it's the small nipping one that's dead it's not a problem
I can stick him on a skate board and get the bigger dog to pull us both along
bloodynora wrote: did jem not mean lovely linda?!
Who's this 'lovely linda' you speak of?
and whats she got to do with sanitary towels 
You women really confuddle me at times...
Who's this 'lovely linda' you speak of?
and whats she got to do with sanitary towels
You women really confuddle me at times...
I think she's the bird that sang the body form for you jingle.
Though why her being dead should stop me singing it I'm not quite sure
Women befuddle me too Gaz
w.i.n.g.s.
euphemisms are us: arsenal playing at home got the painters in
any others in general usage?
on the blob on the rag surfing the crimson tide being visited by aunt irma
i am not fond of those little bumper cars currently being used in that advert to signify menstrual blood. very very odd indeed.
Minx wrote:
Dodjem wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Minx wrote: that new add is bothersome it really is...
As if there's not enough pressure on women anyway,
not only do I have to wear my roller skates, tight white jeans and steal/borrow the neighbours dogs to pull me along the street singing 'body form for Yoooooouuu' each month I NOW have to do it with a great big beaming smile on my face!
With wings of course
You'll have a job, one of them's dead
as long as it's the small nipping one that's dead it's not a problem I can stick him on a skate board and get the bigger dog to pull us both along
I thought she meant the neighbours dogs as well,at first
