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Would God consider it a sin that in class today I loudly referred to Sarah Palin as a "fucking Muppet"?

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I don't know if she is stupid or just stubborn minded but she has to suddenly, without prior warning, pretend to care about the United States, the United States government, other nations around the world, thinking beyond her fundamentalist church... she never gave a shit before about the world outside Alaska. Maybe it's not so much stupidity, but just arrogance because she doesn't care.

Hell, she has spent over half her term as governor with her own unplanned pregnancy and her teenage daughter's pregnancy, keeping her daughter out of school, and getting her old friends cushy jobs and trying to get other people fired. She hasn't had the time to worry about all this shit.

If Obama wins... will the right wing promote Palin to be President in 2012?

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0_o wrote: I don't know if she is stupid or just stubborn minded but she has to suddenly, without prior warning, pretend to care about the United States, the United States government, other nations around the world, thinking beyond her fundamentalist church... she never gave a shit before about the world outside Alaska. Maybe it's not so much stupidity, but just arrogance because she doesn't care.

Hell, she has spent over half her term as governor with her own unplanned pregnancy and her teenage daughter's pregnancy, keeping her daughter out of school, and getting her old friends cushy jobs and trying to get other people fired. She hasn't had the time to worry about all this shit.

If Obama wins... will the right wing promote Palin to be President in 2012?

There is no excuse for her to not be able to name a single Supreme Court decision. Even if she is Alaska-centric, what she said about Russia and her detailed Pakistan plan claim to a voter shows that she has no sense of reality and doesn't know what she's talking about. She couldn't even name a single newspaper she reads! I don't buy it. She is stupid! She's a brainwashed fundamentalist christian with no grasp on how politics works. Tomorrow's debate is going to be an onslaught. I cannot wait!

J

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No Holiday wrote:

0_o wrote: I don't know if she is stupid or just stubborn minded but she has to suddenly, without prior warning, pretend to care about the United States, the United States government, other nations around the world, thinking beyond her fundamentalist church... she never gave a shit before about the world outside Alaska. Maybe it's not so much stupidity, but just arrogance because she doesn't care.

Hell, she has spent over half her term as governor with her own unplanned pregnancy and her teenage daughter's pregnancy, keeping her daughter out of school, and getting her old friends cushy jobs and trying to get other people fired. She hasn't had the time to worry about all this shit.

If Obama wins... will the right wing promote Palin to be President in 2012?

There is no excuse for her to not be able to name a single Supreme Court decision. Even if she is Alaska-centric, what she said about Russia and her detailed Pakistan plan claim to a voter shows that she has no sense of reality and doesn't know what she's talking about. She couldn't even name a single newspaper she reads! I don't buy it. She is stupid! She's a brainwashed fundamentalist christian with no grasp on how politics works. Tomorrow's debate is going to be an onslaught. I cannot wait!

J

She didn't name one, as it is completely OBVIOUS, that she didn't want to stir up any issues in the campaign. Saying directly that she's for or against a specific Supreme Court desicion WILL haunt her, regardless of what it is.

Its called playing it safe...

Are the only news shows you watch on MSNBC?

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EdelBrock wrote:

No Holiday wrote:

0_o wrote: I don't know if she is stupid or just stubborn minded but she has to suddenly, without prior warning, pretend to care about the United States, the United States government, other nations around the world, thinking beyond her fundamentalist church... she never gave a shit before about the world outside Alaska. Maybe it's not so much stupidity, but just arrogance because she doesn't care.

Hell, she has spent over half her term as governor with her own unplanned pregnancy and her teenage daughter's pregnancy, keeping her daughter out of school, and getting her old friends cushy jobs and trying to get other people fired. She hasn't had the time to worry about all this shit.

If Obama wins... will the right wing promote Palin to be President in 2012?

There is no excuse for her to not be able to name a single Supreme Court decision. Even if she is Alaska-centric, what she said about Russia and her detailed Pakistan plan claim to a voter shows that she has no sense of reality and doesn't know what she's talking about. She couldn't even name a single newspaper she reads! I don't buy it. She is stupid! She's a brainwashed fundamentalist christian with no grasp on how politics works. Tomorrow's debate is going to be an onslaught. I cannot wait!

J

She didn't name one, as it is completely OBVIOUS, that she didn't want to stir up any issues in the campaign. Saying directly that she's for or against a specific Supreme Court desicion WILL haunt her, regardless of what it is.

Its called playing it safe...

Are the only news shows you watch on MSNBC?

But JH, how much controversy would she have stirred up if she had brought up Plessy v. Ferguson, Brown v the Board of Education of Topeka or Marbury v Madison?

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Are the only news shows you watch on MSNBC?

Yes. And before you say they are liberally biased Joe Scarborough, a republican has a show on the channel.....Also, Pat Buchanan is an MSNBC analyst and you can't get much more republican than that.

J

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Sorry NH, but MSNBC is tilted about as far to the left as Faux News is tilted to the right.

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It's Reagan in a dress without the undiagnosed early onset Alzhemiers.

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Uncle Liam wrote: War, Famine, Pestilence, Evolution, Higgs Boson, etc etc.

They've not found the Higgsy yet Liam. Aside from that, I'm with you.

You can NEVER prove a negative in any such question. However, if the godtards wanna place science, then fine.

Demonstrate one measurable, repeatable, correctly conducted experiment which suggests the Earth was created in 4000BC in six days by a fairy. just ONE.

Religious people should get the FUCK off the internet. It makes me sick that people who despise and fear science, who want us all to live in ignorant darkness, can dare to use the fruits of that very same science to spout their shite.

Even by their own, deeply flawed "standards" surely using the fruits of evil why decrying that same evil, would be frowned upon on the day of reckoning.

And of all the nonsense, my most hated is "evolution is only a theory, not a fact so it's wrong"......spouted via a device relying entirely on pure theory for it's function, while having his worthless inbred arse held on his chair by the totally theoretical force of gravity.

Why don't they all just hurry into the arms of Jesus by jumping off a bridge?

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I believe in a God and that all religions are interpreting the one thing in their own slightly screwed up ways...

Now... The Big Bang and Evolution are entirely compatible.

The 'fairy' i.e. God, set off the Big Bang. The Six Days is purely metaphorical, i.e. it could be Six Billion years for the Earth to form and life to spring forth.

Therefore God has created everything on Earth, but not with a click of the temporal fingers, the window of time was jolly long.

This makes the two theories compatible?

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Uncle Liam wrote: War, Famine, Pestilence, Evolution, Higgs Boson, etc etc.

some of these can be classed as 'the problem of evil' and may be countered by the concept of free will and the necessity of primary evils/suffering to allow for greater goods and redemption. aquinas and auqustine were big fans.

you might also want to look at the teleological argument, most famously posited by paley (an early influence on darwin) and later refuted by dawkins in 'the blind watchmmaker'.

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DigitalWaters wrote: I believe in a God and that all religions are interpreting the one thing in their own slightly screwed up ways...

Now... The Big Bang and Evolution are entirely compatible.

The 'fairy' i.e. God, set off the Big Bang. The Six Days is purely metaphorical, i.e. it could be Six Billion years for the Earth to form and life to spring forth.

Therefore God has created everything on Earth, but not with a click of the temporal fingers, the window of time was jolly long.

This makes the two theories compatible?

that would be the intelligent christian way of approaching this. most of genesis is thought to be metaphorical (by anyone with any sense), is it not?

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bloodynora wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: War, Famine, Pestilence, Evolution, Higgs Boson, etc etc.

some of these can be classed as 'the problem of evil' and may be countered by the concept of free will and the necessity of primary evils/suffering to allow for greater goods and redemption. aquinas and auqustine were big fans.

you might also want to look at the teleological argument, most famously posited by paley (an early influence on darwin) and later refuted by dawkins in 'the blind watchmmaker'.

oh dear:nuts:

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Here's the clincher.

God, as a concept or an actual individual, is a man made invention. 15000 years ago apparently. Thats the proof right there.

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Uncle Liam wrote: Here's the clincher.

God, as a concept or an actual individual, is a man made invention. 15000 years ago apparently. Thats the proof right there.

And of course, my own experiment, conducted here, which invited him to destroy me if he existed....something he failed to do.

Let's try again.....God likes to touch kids!

Still here. QED.

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Uncle Liam wrote: Here's the clincher.

God, as a concept or an actual individual, is a man made invention. 15000 years ago apparently. Thats the proof right there.

where? 'apparently' doesn't belong in the same point as 'proof'.

it isn't provable either way.

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Doctor? wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Here's the clincher.

God, as a concept or an actual individual, is a man made invention. 15000 years ago apparently. Thats the proof right there.

And of course, my own experiment, conducted here, which invited him to destroy me if he existed....something he failed to do.

Let's try again.....God likes to touch kids!

Still here. QED.

god moves in mysterious ways, doc ;)

and jesus loves you.

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bloodynora wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Here's the clincher.

God, as a concept or an actual individual, is a man made invention. 15000 years ago apparently. Thats the proof right there.

And of course, my own experiment, conducted here, which invited him to destroy me if he existed....something he failed to do.

Let's try again.....God likes to touch kids!

Still here. QED.

god moves in mysterious ways, doc ;)

and jesus loves you.

Real things, like gravity, do not. As I said, QED.

If someone says "may god strike me down now for X or Y", you can't say "Ha, he got you" when the guy dies in bed 25 years later. Hit by a bus the next day, I'd accept as some form of evidence worthy of further study, but some mundane death weeks or years later, that's just silly.

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Doctor? wrote:

Real things, like gravity, do not. As I said, QED.

If someone says "may god strike me down now for X or Y", you can't say "Ha, he got you" when the guy dies in bed 25 years later. Hit by a bus the next day, I'd accept as some form of evidence worthy of further study, but some mundane death weeks or years later, that's just silly.

hang on, hang on. are you seriously telling me that your 'absolute proof' for the non-existence of god is that he just declined to smite you?!

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bloodynora wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Here's the clincher.

God, as a concept or an actual individual, is a man made invention. 15000 years ago apparently. Thats the proof right there.

where? 'apparently' doesn't belong in the same point as 'proof'.

it isn't provable either way.

There is precisely ZERO evidence to suggest a god exists. There is a ton of evidence to suggest that one doesnt. i.e Evolution, the secrets and history of the Universe that are gradually being unravelled, etc

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Can we please rename this forum "People With the Intellectual Capacity of Stoned 16-Year-Olds Have Mindless Self-Important Conversations Behind the Closed Doors of the Sixth-Form Common Room"??

Ta.

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Uncle Liam wrote:

There is precisely ZERO evidence to suggest a god exists.

Someone with faith does not doubt the existence of God.

Guilt and fear can have the same effect, if used correctly.

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PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Can we please rename this forum "People With the Intellectual Capacity of Stoned 16-Year-Olds Have Mindless Self-Important Conversations Behind the Closed Doors of the Sixth-Form Common Room"??

Ta.

if you get this before I got my non american forum I will cry.

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I was born jewish, but I don't practice. My beliefs tend to coincide with the agnostic/athiest stance. I've lived in Columbus Ohio and I've seen the destruction that religious fanaticism and extremism has caused, from delusional preachers yelling on campuses that you're going to hell if you don't believe in Jesus, to christian students who were convinced that Jesus is the "absolute truth" and were intolerant of any other beliefs. The more religious (just like republican) you are, more likely the less educated you are. Which is ironic, considering that poor religious people are generally republican but republicans dont give 2 shits about the poor, but poor redneck christians are too stupid to realize that and because republicans usually spew Jesus rhetoric, they support these politicians based on their faith claims.

I cannot wait to see the new Bill Mahr film "Religious".....and I also can't believe I actually agree with Uncle Liam on something.

J :p

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Uncle Liam wrote:

bloodynora wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Here's the clincher.

God, as a concept or an actual individual, is a man made invention. 15000 years ago apparently. Thats the proof right there.

where? 'apparently' doesn't belong in the same point as 'proof'.

it isn't provable either way.

There is precisely ZERO evidence to suggest a god exists. There is a ton of evidence to suggest that one doesnt. i.e Evolution, the secrets and history of the Universe that are gradually being unravelled, etc

the complexity, purpose and order evident in nature might, in fact, suggest a creator. the scientific improbability of life coming about purely by accident implies an 'anti-chance factor' - which we could choose to call god.

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PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Can we please rename this forum "People With the Intellectual Capacity of Stoned 16-Year-Olds Have Mindless Self-Important Conversations Behind the Closed Doors of the Sixth-Form Common Room"??

Ta.

but can we also have one called 'People With the Wit and Charm of Hormonal 14-Year-Olds Snigger About Rudies Behind the Closed Doors of the Boys' Bogs'?

that'd be loads better.

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bloodynora wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Can we please rename this forum "People With the Intellectual Capacity of Stoned 16-Year-Olds Have Mindless Self-Important Conversations Behind the Closed Doors of the Sixth-Form Common Room"??

Ta.

but can we also have one called 'People With the Wit and Charm of Hormonal 14-Year-Olds Snigger About Rudies Behind the Closed Doors of the Boys' Bogs'?

that'd be loads better.

In line with these suggestions, can we have a forum called "Reasons Why New Order Online Should Be Put to Rest Immediately"?

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bloodynora wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Can we please rename this forum "People With the Intellectual Capacity of Stoned 16-Year-Olds Have Mindless Self-Important Conversations Behind the Closed Doors of the Sixth-Form Common Room"??

Ta.

but can we also have one called 'People With the Wit and Charm of Hormonal 14-Year-Olds Snigger About Rudies Behind the Closed Doors of the Boys' Bogs'?.

Pfff. You miserable old sow. If only this forum had a fraction of the wit, charisma, sneery charm and sheer hormonal vitality of your average 14-year-old boy. I certainly wish I (and you) did. These days it's dominated by monotone and endlessly polarized "discussion" of the forthcoming US election which is inexorably leading towards - and any 14-year-old adolescent could tell you this without batting an eyelid - no fucking change in anything whatsoever.

Oh, and "discussion" about the existence (or not) of God. Which would have that selfsame 14-year-old rolling his (or her) eyes in suitably lethargic contempt. Which, frankly, is exactly what it deserves.

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PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Pfff. You miserable old sow.

that made me properly laugh out loud for the first time today. mmmmm, i love it when you call me names.

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bloodynora wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Pfff. You miserable old sow.

that made me properly laugh out loud for the first time today. mmmmm, i love it when you call me names.

Ha!! I'm from Stoke where the word cunt is a term of affection. As in "Hey oop, mum, you cunt".

"Miserable Old Sow" is virtually a request for your hand in marriage.

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