have you ever fled from the authorities?

i plead the fifth.

AgentWood wrote: i plead the fifth.

Judge Fox would have you 'Guilty!!' of Bang out of Ordery on Teesside..

He's famously harsh,but unfair...Google the bitch.

It may not tell the whole story,I dunno..I've never googled him,and I'm fucked if I'm going to start now..

I'm clued up on him in real life...Don't you have any judges like that?

You're 5th amendment is so...desirable/bang out...depending on you're predicament,petal.

What is you're crime? Don't leave me hanging..

Reguards...Nosey Cuntraceface.

When I was stationed in Okinawa, the military had a time curfue of midnight on "gate 2 street", the street for Americanized fun (clubs, stores, etc).

Being the responsible lance corporal, me and my friends decided to leave the club at 11:55pm. We ran were my car was parked, but alas only an empty hole between two parked cars was there. I had unknowingly parked in a no-parking zone, and the Japanese Police being thier usual unbiased selves (or so they claim) had somehow pulled my car from between to illegally parked Japanese owned cars.

Looking at my watch I realized we had 3 minutes to reach the Air Force gate (named Gate2) to skip being arrested for being past curfue. We took off sprinting, and reached the gate at midnight exactly. The MP stated we were past curfue and he was going to arrest us. I tried explaining the situation to him, asking how I could find my towed car, but he reached for his handcuffs and said he didn't care. So I did the most rational thing I could think of , I pushed him and clocked him in the face; he fell to the ground. We took off running back to Gate 2 street towards the area where taxis were parked. The other MPs saw it and took off after us. We jumped in the nearest taxi, yelling at the Japanese guy to take off... amazingly he burned rubber.

Was certian we would get caught at our own base's gate, but we went in no problems. After the whole ordeal, I finally found were my car had been towed. Payed $500 in tickets, fines etc, for a car I originally paid $300 for.

Bit of an uncalled for life-story that Edel....

You'd be in Colchester nick if you were in our army..

Just for you're repeated misspelling of curfew,you'd do bogs with a toothbrush,gadge... They must let any spacker in you're army.Little wonder despite you're resources,you are the shits in a ruck..

Boatraceface wrote: Bit of an uncalled for life-story that Edel....

You'd be in Colchester nick if you were in our army..

Just for you're repeated misspelling of curfew,you'd do bogs with a toothbrush,gadge... They must let any spacker in you're army.Little wonder despite you're resources,you are the shits in a ruck..

less of that talking total sense please boaty,its just not fucking on mate mispelling apart!!!!!!!!!!!! get your fucking heed on mate!!! and talk less sense on a saturday neet

Grant get on chatroom with your Shiraz!!

It's almost cot time for me Bansh.

Give us a break gadge!

Boatraceface wrote: It's almost cot time for me Bansh.

Give us a break gadge!

i understand but

no its chatroom time,try it man!

banshee wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: It's almost cot time for me Bansh.

Give us a break gadge!

i understand but

no its chatroom time,try it man!

You getting up with my kids in the morning are you,Babysitter Gums? hmmmm? Well are you?

Thought not Chatroom ears...enjoy though,natch.

Boatraceface wrote: Bit of an uncalled for life-story that Edel....

You'd be in Colchester nick if you were in our army..

Just for you're repeated misspelling of curfew,you'd do bogs with a toothbrush,gadge... They must let any spacker in you're army.Little wonder despite you're resources,you are the shits in a ruck..

need a breetish translator for that...

but Woodsie asked and thought a good retelling was in order....

Spelling was never my strong suit... but no excuse, eh?

AgentWood wrote: i plead the fifth.

any reason you bring up the subject in the first place?

Yup... on bicycle... numerous times. Seems various police officers don't like it when you ride your bike on things that weren't meant to be ridden on... or over. What a horrible crime.

Chris Nash wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Bit of an uncalled for life-story that Edel....

You'd be in Colchester nick if you were in our army..

Just for you're repeated misspelling of curfew,you'd do bogs with a toothbrush,gadge... They must let any spacker in you're army.Little wonder despite you're resources,you are the shits in a ruck..

need a breetish translator for that...

but Woodsie asked and thought a good retelling was in order....

Spelling was never my strong suit... but no excuse, eh?

Translation:

'You'd be imprisoned in Army barracks in Colchester ' - (Yes, I know, you were USAF but we have to bear with the ignorant...) 'you'd be cleaning the head with your own toothbrush as a punishment. They must let any retard into your army (or Air Force). It's no wonder that despite the funding and resources available to your military, you still can't fight well...'

From experience, I'd say that if you can find ANY member of the British Military who thinks that they're adequately funded or equipped, keep them, laminate them and put them up for auction - they'd be unique.

As for the original question... didn't need to. They were too stupid to find me in the first place.

Thanks for recapping. (but I was a Marine, not a nasty flyboy )

Boaty, was a risk worth taking. If I was caught would definately have gone to the brig. Surprised it didn't get to our base.... remember though, it was an Air Force base, and they are a more delicate breed, no way I could have done that on a Marine base... but then I wouldn't hit another Marine and another Marine wouldn't have been an arsehole like the AF MP.

I fought the law and the law won!

Boatraceface wrote: Bit of an uncalled for life-story that Edel....

You'd be in Colchester nick if you were in our army..

Just for you're repeated misspelling of curfew,you'd do bogs with a toothbrush,gadge... They must let any spacker in you're army.Little wonder despite you're resources,you are the shits in a ruck..

You're is YOUR.

No but they have from ME!

Nope, I have never needed to, I am to kind to do that, perhaps, that is where I am going wrong with the ladies

0_o wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i plead the fifth.

any reason you bring up the subject in the first place?

Exactly. Enquiring minds want to know!

my mate dave tried to run away from the cops, when found with a lady of the night down Chorlton street, sadly his pants were round his ankles at the time and it all turned a bit benny hill as he was chased round the police van. hilarious to watch, but very embarassing.