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The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: There's a thing called Google... might try using it sometime...
Mr. Holiday thanked you for the link, for he doesn't know and hasn't discovered google yet. His next thread might be titled "can anyone please tell me what google is?"
Actually my next thread is going to be titled, "Can anyone please tell me why the Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser is such a fucking faggot?!"
J
No Holiday wrote:
The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: There's a thing called Google... might try using it sometime...
Mr. Holiday thanked you for the link, for he doesn't know and hasn't discovered google yet. His next thread might be titled "can anyone please tell me what google is?"
Actually my next thread is going to be titled, "Can anyone please tell me why the Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser is such a fucking faggot?!"
J
I see that someone (hint hint) needs to take a holiday...or are you still complaining that your life ain't no holiday?
Leathergirl, right now my life is beautiful. I'm in love with a beautiful classy girl. I'm optimistic. And i'm ready to conquer this cruel ass negative world. Surely you don't expect me to just sit there and take an insult though, do you?
J
No Holiday wrote: Leathergirl, right now my life is beautiful. I'm in love with a beautiful classy girl. I'm optimistic. And i'm ready to conquer this cruel ass negative world. Surely you don't expect me to just sit there and take an insult though, do you?
J
I was just taking the piss...
Try and take things less seriously on NOOL, and your life will be easier.
And insulting other people's masculinity will make room for more piss-taking!
Enjoy your stay at NOOL while you're at it!
No Holiday wrote: Surely you don't expect me to just sit there and take an insult though, do you?
J
'cause internet honor is sooo important these days
leather_girl wrote:
No Holiday wrote: Leathergirl, right now my life is beautiful. I'm in love with a beautiful classy girl. I'm optimistic. And i'm ready to conquer this cruel ass negative world. Surely you don't expect me to just sit there and take an insult though, do you?
J
I was just taking the piss... Try and take things less seriously on NOOL, and your life will be easier. And insulting other people's masculinity will make room for more piss-taking!
You are right oh wise Leathergirl. I guess by me questioning SCPKisser's sexuality as an insult was just me taking the piss myself!
Faggot's a lame insult though.
Sisterfucker would have been better. Or LLama molester. Or Piggie fiddler. Or Donkey blower.
If you insist on the homophobic tactic though (Always a poor approach on the internet, seeing that the computer was more or less invented by a poof), might I offer.
Fudge Packer Chutney Ferret Uphill Gardener Brown Star Astronomer Shit Stabber.
Faggot is a bit, well,easy really, and will confuse the balls out of the Engerlish, who eat faggots. Some faggots are also burned, but not like they are in Alabama. Fag is no better, as that's a ciggie here in the free world (and what amused looks we had in jesusland when we said things like "i'm burstin for a fag" and "don't forget to bring my fags" etc etc.
We'll make an ironic, sarcastic, abusive, callous, sick little cunt (ie, a model NOOLer) out of you yet. Try making up something about how many men you allow to violate your rectum as a nice gentle start. For example, last night I lit a fire, just so that 15 burly firefighters would show up at my house and make my tradesman's entrance look like a goodyear tractor tyre. See, it's easy.
Don't take life seriously, because it's not like it'll help you survive it.
I was hammered last night.
If anyone wants me I'll be topping up in the BMI lounge at Manny airport from about 2pm.
Aberdeen Order are out tonight, better get ready.
No Holiday wrote: right now my life is beautiful. I'm in love with a beautiful classy girl. J
Wait til she meets you though....
No Holiday wrote:
Actually my next thread is going to be titled, "Can anyone please tell me why the Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser is such a fucking faggot?!"
J
well... you just showed your appreciation and fondness to the Doctor... so why do you have to deny it (about your sexual preference) and pass it to someone? you can start impressing the Doctor by showing some (or more) of your lame rhymes...
and don't send me a PM just to tell me to stop defaming your character. you are the main reason of all this offensiveness and rudeness to you. You're the one responsible in bringing yourself down to the lowest levels.
The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:
No Holiday wrote:
Actually my next thread is going to be titled, "Can anyone please tell me why the Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser is such a fucking faggot?!"
J
well... you just showed your appreciation and fondness to the Doctor... so why do you have to deny it (about your sexual preference) and pass it to someone? you can start impressing the Doctor by showing some (or more) of your lame rhymes...
and don't send me a PM just to tell me to stop defaming your character. you are the main reason of all this offensiveness and rudeness to you. You're the one responsible in bringing yourself down to the lowest levels.
It's the ones in denial that tend to be the most strange cases...just kidding.
The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:
No Holiday wrote:
Actually my next thread is going to be titled, "Can anyone please tell me why the Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser is such a fucking faggot?!"
J
well... you just showed your appreciation and fondness to the Doctor... so why do you have to deny it (about your sexual preference) and pass it to someone? you can start impressing the Doctor by showing some (or more) of your lame rhymes...
and don't send me a PM just to tell me to stop defaming your character. you are the main reason of all this offensiveness and rudeness to you. You're the one responsible in bringing yourself down to the lowest levels.
No problem SCPK, I'll send you a PUBLIC message telling you to stop defaming my character.... :D
Hey SCPK, what's the matter? you can dish it but you can't take it???
By the way, I do like the term "fudge packer"....however if I use it in the future it's only for laughs and me "taking the piss"......I have all the respect in the world for gay people. Just make sure they don't hit on me! Got that, SCPK????????
J
No Holiday wrote: Leathergirl, right now my life is beautiful. I'm in love with a beautiful classy girl. I'm optimistic. And i'm ready to conquer this cruel ass negative world. Surely you don't expect me to just sit there and take an insult though, do you?
J
Do you wear wellies?
James Thomas wrote:
No Holiday wrote: Leathergirl, right now my life is beautiful. I'm in love with a beautiful classy girl. I'm optimistic. And i'm ready to conquer this cruel ass negative world. Surely you don't expect me to just sit there and take an insult though, do you?
J
Do you wear wellies?
Only when I'm attending screenings for The Rocky Horror Picture Show.....why, do you?
J
Ponyboy wrote: Why haven't I had a rude PM yet?
Twat.
Wouldn't want you to feel left out, so I abused you privately ;)
No Holiday wrote: Leathergirl, right now my life is beautiful. I'm in love with a beautiful classy girl. I'm optimistic. And i'm ready to conquer this cruel ass negative world. Surely you don't expect me to just sit there and take an insult though, do you?
J
you've been watching a lot of politics/debates lately. are you in love with Sarah Palin?
The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:
No Holiday wrote: Leathergirl, right now my life is beautiful. I'm in love with a beautiful classy girl. I'm optimistic. And i'm ready to conquer this cruel ass negative world. Surely you don't expect me to just sit there and take an insult though, do you?
J
you've been watching a lot of politics/debates lately. are you in love with Sarah Palin?
No but I'd shag her......do you guys like that, I said a foreign slang term for everyone so I can internationally connect with NOOLers on a real global level.
J
You're getting awfully close to the guy who goes to the "no time to lose" advice centre..........
Pops up a few minutes in, but the rest of it will do you good.
Ooooops, time for church.
Must I always use emoticons to show my sarcasm?????
By the way speaking of that guy who goes to the no time to lose center, at one point i had sideburns just like his. What do you recommend I do, Doctor??
J
