Mini Waterfall

Anyone know where I can get my hands on a really small waterfall?

I've found them on the web, but only really crap ones on American gadget sites. There must be a a shop in the Manchester or Warrington area where I could call in and inspect the goods.

These are the ones I've found so far. One doubles as a business card holder and the other one lights up in different colours. If I only had these two to choose from, I'd go for the one with the stones. At least that one looks like a waterfall. The other one just looks like a shower in a crap brothel.

See what I mean? I want a waterfall, not a fucking hand-shandy from some love you long time ex navvy with an apple. Robbing bastards.

My absolute perfect 'fall would be modelled on the one outside Abney Hall in Cheadle. Now THAT'S a waterfall I'd like to see in miniature form.

Anyway, just post the names of the shops and I'll pop down and have a butchers tomorrow.

Cheers

Maybe not the tangible advice you seek Biggles,but it's helped me through some challenging,yet ultimately character building testers..Tunage always helps...It does like,if only for a few minutes or so....

She'll carry on through it all,she's a fuckin waterfall..

Thanks Boaty, but it's an actual waterfall I'm looking for on this occasion.

Small as you can find. Pocket-sized if possible.

Well that's fair dooze Col

I like the second one..It has more lasting appeal.

Pocket size is a bit pissy pants,you may have to bend on this to avoid that kind of socially unacceptable exhibit..

But it's up to you,natch,you are you're own man gadge!

I'll not think less of you..diamond geezer.

I like the second one...

I'm warming to the second one. It does have a certain charm.

As well as the LEDs, I think it can play tunes.

At the moment, beggars can't be choosers.

I just want a desktop water feature.

I was only using 'pocket-sized' to express the degree of miniaturisation that I am seeking. I'm not actually going to put it in my pocket. But thanks for your concern.

Mon pleasure.

I also have the best version of all time of'Don't wait that long'

If you don't have it give me a shout..I think you deserve the bitch in you're locker.. I bet you have it,but if not,It's here for you

What's it like - fast or slow?

I wish I could play it fast on my guitar.

I like the idea of a desktop water feature. I will be watching this thread with interest.

As of now, I satisfy my urge for things watery when sat among my machines by using DREAM AQUARIUM.

Not much of a waterfall though, and strictly virtual.

both of those posted are absolutely fucking hideous, but the second is definitely the preferable of the two.

if i HAD to buy a teeny tiny water feature i'd rather have something like this.

the roundness looks nicer to me than that awful shower cubicle effect. it says it's a fountain but really the water just runs down the sides of the sphere.

Ponyboy wrote: What's it like - fast or slow?

I wish I could play it fast on my guitar.

It's this muthafucka!

It's live,as it should be with these cunts,always...

and it's absolutely fucking nectar...

You could always prop an issue of this up on yer desk...

Great nora - that's just what I was looking for.

Boaty, that's after they slowed DWTL down. I hate it.

The fast versions are definitive.

Went for this one:

The crystal on the top lights up and ROTATES

Never even thought of trying Ebay - cheers nora

ugh

still think mine is better