Never 'flirt' at a nudist beach

still can't find me specs...

Has some cunt nicked em?

i can barely see but i think that guy may have a boner.

Hey that's what's happens to me when I cuddle them damn women.

What is it?

Well dont cuddle them then and you'll be ok

I thought it was just me, but it seems that everyones cock shrinks in the water:D

Gaz, five years ago just called and asked for its picture back(well, you pull me up for posting old articles and the like)

Actually, looking at his winkie, I suspect even shorts wouldn't cover it.

DEPRAVITY!!!!

I am reporting all of you fucking shitface cunts to the MODERATORS!!!

In response to that complaint, and in recognition of my part in this sordid affair, I am resigning from NOOL.

I can only apologise to Martin and anyone else who has been offended by my comments about big hard cocks rubbing up and down against bare naked ladies with big mammas until they go off.

And Jem - it's not THAT big!

Diamond 383 wrote: In response to that complaint, and in recognition of my part in this sordid affair, I am resigning from NOOL.

nice pair of bangers like innit?

Well, at least you can see why he got a stiffy!

(Probably why the guy in the top right of the photo is staying below the water)! :p

Diamond 383 wrote: big mammas

Bags of fat

I'm sure she was rubbing against it. They don't seem too concerned, why should we?

Dodjem wrote:

Diamond 383 wrote: big mammas

Bags of fat

They do nothing for me

Breasts are alright....i'm more of a feet guy personally.

J

Diamond 383 wrote:

Dodjem wrote:

Diamond 383 wrote: big mammas

Bags of fat

They do nothing for me

Good for facial massages though

did you shot that photo gaz? are you stalking on someone?

The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote: did you shot that photo gaz? are you stalking on someone?

Its me thats flirting