...came to my door tonight...twice!
The door went,and theres the aforementioned duo,
"trick or treat mate" said Dracula
"tell us a joke then"says me,so he does,and i give him and Wolfie monkey nuts and the like and off they go on their merry way,10 minutes later,door goes,i open it,"trick or treat"
the dynamic duo are back,"youve already been here wee man" I said, "Naw we've no" replied Wolfie
I said "you's were here 10 minutes ago,i gave ye's sweeties"
"that wasnt us" 
I nearly pissed myself laughing,gave them a £ each and told them to beat it.
