Demon Children

Half the population of Britain are scared of children.

43% believe that something must be done to protect us from children.

54% say that children are beginning to behave like animals.

Haven't they always?

Diamond 383 wrote: Half the population of Britain are scared of children.

43% believe that something must be done to protect us from children.

54% say that children are beginning to behave like animals.

Haven't they always?

I thnk they somehow managed to ask 2000 daily fail readers.

I could understand it if people believed "some teenagers are quite scary and behave like animals"...but ALL kids of any age from nappies till voting age?

WOW.

the only children I've ever found remotely scary, certainly unsettling are William Hague at the Tory conference when he was a teenager giving some speech to Thatcher.

and also on the telly

there was this little curly haired fucker, his parents pushed him as a child prodigy vis a vis antiques or art or somesuch, bizarre looking fucker, weird stare, doll like countenance ... weird as fuck. Parents more so, well Village of the Damned. he was on the chat shows for a while and then his 15 minutes were up, off he popped to be bullied at school or whatever child antique prodigies do. then all of a sudden years later he pops up again on telly as some post-op transexual bankrupt, seems his gift for antiques was out of sorts with industry standards. anyway i guess he's faded back into obscurity again.

well until he's a talking head on the top one hundred weird kids on E4 or something, strange little fucker, scary with it

I have 2 of them

LL Cool G wrote: I have 2 of them

I demand a recount

Dodjem wrote:

LL Cool G wrote: I have 2 of them

I demand a recount

Yeah you may wanna recheck that...

GaryMac wrote:

....there was this little curly haired fucker,

GaryMac wrote:

then all of a sudden years later he pops up again on telly as some post-op transexual bankrupt, ...

strange little fucker, scary with it

DVD Biog

Oh dear......... nearly had an accident watching that - especially the bit where Terry Wogan says something along the lines of 'if you are like this at 10 years old, what will you be like in 10 years time'...........

Freaky, very freaky.

He made it to 'Richard and Judy' inside them ten years,and as Wogan kind of intimated all them years before,it indeed turned out that the poor little fella did indeed turn out to be a fucked up freak.Dems de breaks!

I well remember him tho,a right creepy here nor there curly blonde haired sort,on first dibs...but tragic aswell when you hear his point,the poor fucked up deviant ..

I can see why Jeremy Springer gets his audience,thinking about it...I'd behead the cunt,Springer,and replace him with double history,the specky gobshite..or hockey or summat.

so A Clockwork Orange came true then?

kids are all rotten and the gov't is quasi-fascist?

0_o wrote: so A Clockwork Orange came true then?

kids are all rotten and the gov't is quasi-fascist?

It's a curly haired,tortured little tosser,blatently...

Oh, I DO like the term "genetically tragic".

In this geezer/whatever's case there's gotta be more to it.......didn't his parents wallop him and tell him to act normal and watch postman pat like all the other kids? Then again, if he comes from money, he was probably dispatched to boarding school as soon as the cord was cut.

Doctor? wrote: Oh, I DO like the term "genetically tragic".

Shame I edited it then.

Doctor? wrote: Oh, I DO like the term "genetically tragic".

In this geezer/whatever's case there's gotta be more to it.......didn't his parents wallop him and tell him to act normal and watch postman pat like all the other kids? Then again, if he comes from money, he was probably dispatched to boarding school as soon as the cord was cut.

That is pure speculation... Bordering on gossip-mongering!

I heard he was trained to be a girl but wanted to be a pirate.

You are right though.It looks like his parents fault.

Diamond 383 wrote: Half the population of Britain are scared of children.

43% believe that something must be done to protect us from children.

54% say that children are beginning to behave like animals.

Haven't they always?

The school run is muyyyda when you've been boozing till stupid o'clock....Try it. It's not scary,but it kinda hurts. Though you do get invited to some coffee mornings,which is always nice,round the school...they use saucers and that aswell..I like to fish on Saltburn pier with a flask,but they won't have it! Ruined they are,spoilt rotten!

Dodjem wrote:

LL Cool G wrote: I have 2 of them

I demand a recount

Yep,checked,only 2,

give the new one time though...

James Thomas wrote:

GaryMac wrote:

....there was this little curly haired fucker,

GaryMac wrote:

then all of a sudden years later he pops up again on telly as some post-op transexual bankrupt, ...

strange little fucker, scary with it

DVD Biog

That, most definitely; is the strange little fucker!!! Nice bit o research JT

though equally tragic is young Billy Hague and his maiden speech to the milk snatcher, that eventually led to the sight of a grown man wearing a baseball cap with his own name on it, whilst riding some kinda log flume. was this an attempt to get down wiv da kids.... or his actual sartorial choice? still, Ffion stuck with him after all that... bless

LL Cool G wrote:

Dodjem wrote:

LL Cool G wrote: I have 2 of them

I demand a recount

Yep,checked,only 2,

give the new one time though...

After last night/this morn, yer right Jem, its 3

For the good of the species Gaz it may not be a bad time to consider one bottle of whiskey, two breezeblocks and three pieces of rope.

No need Steve,I can handle them,

I'll protect ye's