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got to go to hooky's biggest fan, missy whatever her name is!

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I'm just SOOOOO tempted...

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You shit bastered.

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But AT least i CAn Type! :lol: Poked LATELY ChriS?:scratch:

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Chris Nash wrote: I'm just SOOOOO tempted...

go on Chris, don't hold back.

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Jed Stephens wrote: got to go to hooky's biggest fan, missy whatever her name is!

Her grammar isn't that bad offline :read: . (How do I know that? Well, she's sent me some Electronic/New Order/Bernard Sumner related stuff.)

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'most gracious windmill of 2008'

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that's grammatically perfect, burt.

are you after a paddling?

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bloodynora wrote: that's grammatically perfect, burt.

are you after a paddling?

no its a bit cold for going down the seaside. I thought you were going shopping for fish-shaped bed warming devices?

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i might get some for you and miss miller as a WEDDING PRESENT.

i'm gonna get me a man-shaped bed warming device.

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bloodynora wrote: i might get some for you and miss miller as a WEDDING PRESENT.

i'm gonna get me a man-shaped bed warming device.

MAN-SHAPED? :eek:

Has it gotten that bad? :laugh:

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Has it gotten that bad? :laugh:

there! that! an englishman using the word 'gotten' MUST qualify for this title.

oh, and what's the cheapest and easiest to find man-shaped bed warming device, burt, if not a man? i know it's an extreme measure but it really is very cold indeed.

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Erm...down comforter???

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bloodynora wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Has it gotten that bad? :laugh:

there! that! an englishman using the word 'gotten' MUST qualify for this title.

oh, and what's the cheapest and easiest to find man-shaped bed warming device, burt, if not a man? i know it's an extreme measure but it really is very cold indeed.

Depends on what effort you are prepared to put in, to raise your body temperature... :ignore:

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Depends on what effort you are prepared to put in, to raise your body temperature... :ignore:

none at all. i prefer to just lie there like a sack of spuds. staying still conserves heat.

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

I thought you were going shopping for fish-shaped bed warming devices?

at least it's not fish smelling bed warming devices:evil4:

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Jed Stephens wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

I thought you were going shopping for fish-shaped bed warming devices?

at least it's not fish smelling bed warming devices:evil4:

Think she's going shopping in Grimsby too.:uhoh:

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bloodynora wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Depends on what effort you are prepared to put in, to raise your body temperature... :ignore:

none at all. i prefer to just lie there like a sack of spuds

Are you my ex-wife?

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Think she's going shopping in Grimsby too.:uhoh:

LINCOLN. they have an outdoor ice rink. i'm going to wear my muff.

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bloodynora wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Think she's going shopping in Grimsby too.:uhoh:

LINCOLN. they have an outdoor ice rink. i'm going to wear my muff.

oh my word. Finbarr Saunders overload.

OK.. I can't resist.

Who wants to wear bloodynora's muff?

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And whilst in Lincoln, did you not pop in and see this?

far more GRACEFUL.

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