Top Three Christmas Songs
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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Carpenters Christmas Portrait
You know how I know you're gay?
'cause of the buttoned ass flap that are on my y-fronts? 
- Happy Xmas (War is over)---John Lennon
- It doesn't often snow at Christmas---Pet Shop Boys
- Last Christmas---Wham!
Bonus---(I don't know whether to count this in or now, but here goes.) Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence---Ryuichi Sakamoto
johnny wrote: Oliver Cromwell had the right idea.
No he f**king didn't!
Oh... you mean about Christmas?
In that case, no he f**king didn't!
I'm going for The Pogues & Kirsty McColl as my fave.
And in reference to Cromwell, how about, 'Young Ned Of The Hill'? 
Burt Reynolds wrote: Just read that Elton John and the Killers are teaming up to release an Xmas song
How quickly can a band lose all sense of credibility?
He lost any credibility years ago, but dueting with The Killers must be a new low...
The Pogues
Father Christmas by the Kinks
Baby Please Come Home (the original)
also, Praying For a Cheaper Christmas from that Benelux Christmas album is dedicated to the chap who started that Christmas thread
Esquivel X-mas songs are like muzak on acid... recommended if you like to smile and to annoy other people with.
GlasVegas wrote:
Shaky 'Merry Christmas Everyone'. (I have a DJ mate who ends his set with this everytime he plays, regardless of the time of year)
I play it every morning as the first song of the day in the office from November to January. It's on now
Other two choices are
The Pogues - Fairytale The Farm - All Together Now.
nora, if you had been left in charge, and it had been a top five, some idiot would have included East 17.
Now think on.
Burt Reynolds wrote: Just read that Elton John and the Killers are teaming up to release an Xmas song
How quickly can a band lose all sense of credibility?
I heard a Killers Christmas song on Radio 1 early this morning.Thought the dj said it was their new one but didn't hear Elton John singing on it. Maybe he just ponces about on the piano or summat.Brandon flails around from one desperate line to the next, trying to come up with new ways to stop himself simply ending up singing 'For Reasons Unknown'.
St Etienne - I Was Born On Christmas Day The Crystals - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Jona Lewie - Stop The Cavalry
El Jarvo wrote:
johnny wrote: Oliver Cromwell had the right idea.
Conquering the Oirish?! :\ohwell:
Or did New Model Army do a Christmas ditty as well?
Are you watching'A devil's whore?' wednesdays on channel 4?
That gadgie out of 'The Wire' is playing Oliver Cromwell.Dominic West.
Surprisingly he does a pretty steady West Country,Bristol-ish accent,for a yank.
John Simm plays a pretty good unhinged soldier of fortune in it too..Good telly!
Chrimbo songs.Fairytale in Nu Yoik is brilliant.
The rest are shit as fuck.Ears pissing blood all over the gaff.
Oh,the Saint Etienne one with Tim Burgess is pretty steady though
Doctor? wrote:
Bere wrote: I hate christmas songs. Especially "Last christmas" :barf:.
I'm with the Belgian Order on this one 100%
Except, Silent Night, it's a fabulously emotive piece of music.
They used to make us sing it in German at school! 'Stilligan nacht'or something. Obviously no fucker told their grandads..
I am more into the Christmas albums
"December" George Winston "Go Tell It on The Mountain" Blind Boys of Alabama "Tis The Season for Los Straitjackets"
The Fall - No Xmas For John Quays Shock Therapy - Santa Claus Is Sick Alien Sex Fiend - Stuff The Turkey
I wish you all a Merry Christmas.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Christmas Christmas by Mojo Nixon...
who can resist a Christmas song done to the tune of Louie Louie???
Happy Christmas...but I prefer The Alarm's version to Mr. Lennon's...
and... Fairytale of New York will round out my top 3...
Only in America 
Jungle balls we three kings of leyton orient are
Mary's boy child by boney m timeless classic!
"Christmastime Is Here" - Vince Guaraldi Trio. "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" - Sarah McLachlan.
And this one, I'm almost pissed no one's mentioned this: "I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek" - The Go-Go's.
Edited to add--bloody hell I forgot "Oi! to the World" by the Vandals as my Honorable Mention!! 
Anyone who's had to put up with listening to christmas music for 8 hours a day for a month straight will hate it for the rest of their lives.
Though they played one song that sounded like an army of soldiers singing in a wind tunnel, marching on their way to stomp anything non-Christmas under their jackboot. It was great but I don't know what it was.
Also the charlie brown christmas one by the vince goobardi trio or whatever. that one's impossibly not to like.
FtotheDoubleOff wrote: Also the charlie brown christmas one by the vince goobardi trio or whatever. that one's impossibly not to like.
That's actually my favorite "Christmas" album. Excellent tuneage there.
Liking George Michael's new christmas one this week "December Song"
Marvellous soothing vocals on an icy grey December day
- HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT - All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit
- THE WAITRESSES - Christmas Wrapping
- PAUL McCARTHEY & WINGS - Wonderful Xmas Time
T'Darkness........Don't let the Bells End.....Top class video to boot.......silver cat-suits!!!!!.....
