My Ex-Boss Conman Jailed

dodgy geezer

Just amazed this made all the papers today as a big story. Unfortunately, I rose at a ridiculously rapid rate to become his SE Regional Manager many moons ago, and was always wondering why he kept handing me large wads of cash whenever we met up.

To put the record straight, I did get a tip off and left when i suspected something dodgy was going on and ran off screaming into the sunset, being chased by a number of other people who were also in the dock yesterday, being offered all sorts of 'sweeteners' to stay. My conscience is clear, but i do reckon if I'd been in his employment for six more months back in 2001, I'd be in the dock now.

Boaty might remember the place. I spent far too long in Middlesboro.

I think I know a few people who got their qualifications from this lot

I love his attitude that he's done nothing wrong.......issuing bogus certificates, making false claims of endorsement by professional bodies, and taking and spending monies paid for goods and services which remained unsupplied.....FFS there's not a court in the land that could see anything illegal in that.

He shoulda set up over here, his head woulda been delivered to his wife with a note giving clues as to the whereabouts of his body.

(this actually happened to a local barowner just for suggesting to "the boys" that they might like to have their weekly fights somewhere other than his premises, though the head was left at the bar rather than delivered to anyone).

accreditations? what are those really anyways? all ya need is something to fill n that blank in the application, add more verbage to the resume, and something to fit in the frame behind yer desk...

EdelBrock wrote: accreditations? what are those really anyways? all ya need is something to fill n that blank in the application, add more verbage to the resume, and something to fit in the frame behind yer desk...

Only if you plan to go into management.

Doctor? wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: accreditations? what are those really anyways? all ya need is something to fill n that blank in the application, add more verbage to the resume, and something to fit in the frame behind yer desk...

Only if you plan to go into management.

As if even half of management has accreditted abilities to manage

Burt - all over the local rags here, knew that he was an arse before he got sentenced, some people eh - ohh i must check my emails cause i think i've just gained another long distance degree for eh ... farting. Purrleasee

Andrew Sayer wrote: Burt - all over the local rags here, knew that he was an arse before he got sentenced, some people eh - ohh i must check my emails cause i think i've just gained another long distance degree for eh ... farting. Purrleasee

It was a really shocking chapter in my life. I started working for him, all bright eyed and bushy tailed, thinking i was educating people, and wondering why it was a sackeable offence to give your mobile number to the students.

I gradually worked it out slowly, and eventually came head to head with an Inland Revenue Fraud Inspector pretending to be a potential student, who took me aside and advised me to get out.

Doctor? wrote:

He shoulda set up over here, his head woulda been delivered to his wife with a note giving clues as to the whereabouts of his body.

Ermmm.. he did. I went over there for a small celebratory piss-up, re: opening a small office in Belfast. He later pumped millions into trying to discover gold in Ireland, apparently.

Never had the pleasure of seeing tossy ex bosses coming a cropper further down the road.Must be a great feeling.Oh there was one actually, although not seriously like ending up in the nick.When we all got made redundant in January this year the absolute tosser of a boss was given the choice of taking £40,000 redundancy pay off or transfer to a high position at the Hemel Hempstead depo.He took the transfer instead of the money.However, after a few months he hated the new place so much he grovelingly pleaded to quit the new job have the £40,000 instead .Of course the answer he got was no, too late, you made yer choice, you should of taken the money when you had the chance.Twat

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

He shoulda set up over here, his head woulda been delivered to his wife with a note giving clues as to the whereabouts of his body.

Ermmm.. he did. I went over there for a small celebratory piss-up, re: opening a small office in Belfast. He later pumped millions into trying to discover gold in Ireland, apparently.

Actually there is LOADS of gold in Ireland.....it's just utterly unecconomic to get to, lots and lots and lots of very very very small deposits.

I see a flaw in my idea of The Boys getting him.....wtf would those fucktards want with even a FAKE qualification.

i should have known that burt would have his fingerprints all over this

banshee wrote: i should have known that burt would have his fingerprints all over this

haha.. shut it..

I got out when i knew it wasn't right. Should've stayed on for another six months. I would have done bird for £16m, guv'nor.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

banshee wrote: i should have known that burt would have his fingerprints all over this

haha.. shut it..

I got out when i knew it wasn't right. Should've stayed on for another six months. I would have done bird for £16m, guv'nor.

fair do's guv.its a fair cop.they doing time an let em have it burt!! hit em with you shooter mate