Barack O' bama

http://http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7794385.stm

Old Lead Foot wrote: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7794385.stm

FIXED.

You have to delete the http:// that NOOL puts in for you, or you get http://http://

As to the content......STOP FUCKING ENCOURAGING THEM!!!!!!!!!

THEY ALL THINK THEY ARE FUCKING IRISH AS IT IS....L E A V E I T A L O N E.

It's all well and good scamming freebies of semi-sentient yanks called Kowalski who SWEAR granny was from Galway.....of the old Galway O'Kowalskis of course.....but this is just a bit tragic.

And just as The Oirish were considered white niggers when they hauled their skinny potato-eating arses, so too will the optimism about Mr O'Bama soon dissipate.

In June they'll be calling him "Nigger Blair".

Mark my words.

Doctor? wrote:

Old Lead Foot wrote: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7794385.stm

FIXED.

You have to delete the http:// that NOOL puts in for you, or you get http://http://

As to the content......STOP FUCKING ENCOURAGING THEM!!!!!!!!!

THEY ALL THINK THEY ARE FUCKING IRISH AS IT IS....L E A V E I T A L O N E.

It's all well and good scamming freebies of semi-sentient yanks called Kowalski who SWEAR granny was from Galway.....of the old Galway O'Kowalskis of course.....but this is just a bit tragic.

I'm a quarter Irish... if I had a fourway with three quarter irish girls, would I then be full blood Irish?

I was at a hotel bar complaining about how Fauxrish people call themselves Irish even though it's their great great grandmothers that looked at a potato. And the barmaid was like "my grandmother is from Ireland and I call myself Irish". I informed her she is indeed American and needs to own it, and I was told I needed to own the door knob on my way out. haha

Chrissy wrote: I was at a hotel bar complaining about how Fauxrish people call themselves Irish even though it's their great great grandmothers that looked at a potato. And the barmaid was like "my grandmother is from Ireland and I call myself Irish". I informed her she is indeed American and needs to own it, and I was told I needed to own the door knob on my way out. haha

madam!

So much for free speech eh? even telling the truth pisses some folks off.

You know that the circle, is or was ilegal in at least one state right? (Penns I think, they passed a law saying tha Pi was precisely 3, so all round structures in the state fell foul of building and engineering statute). Perhaps your barwench came from there.

Ask them a few questions that any Irish person could answer,,,,,,,,,,

1. What is the ONLY brand of cheese and onion crisps you should ever serve to an Irish person(don't say chips, Americans say chips, Irish people say crisps).
2. What makes an Ulster Fry.
3. Who or what is Bosco.
4. How do you prevent an Engerlishman from drowning?
5. Define Gobshite.
6. Who started all this fighting? If you live long enough... 7.What is the stupidest piece of metal in all Ireland.
7. What would you do if you passed a statue of frigid mary on the roadside?
8. Which way is Belfast from Dublin.
9. Where is Stroke City, and why is it called so.

The above accounts for Nordies and FreeStaters, each should get at least 6 right.....answers below in white on white, highlight to read....unless you use a custom stylesheet in which case you are a cheat!

Oh look, the white's not working.

[white] 1. Tayto. Norn Iron types in particular go through withdrawls if these are not available at all times....even if you only eat them once in a year.....when the craving calls, it just HAS to be TaytoC+O. 2. Basically, you tip your fridge into a frying pan....but a correct answer MUST include potato and soda breads. 3. Sort of an Irish Howdy Doody.....don't even know if it's still on, so it may leave young'uns confused. 4. Take your foot off his head. (The answer "i'm sorry I cannot comprehend this question, could you repaet it more slowly", or even "errrm why exactly?" are both acceptable. 5. Chrissy/Martin/Me/Liam/BA, possibly with nastier and less amusing connotations....work out their answer based on that. 6. Any answer spoken with total conviction, is of course wrong. 7. The Dublin Spike 8. Brake like fuck, it's a shrine, so either the next bend was cut and pasted from the Nurburgring, or children sprint into the road with irritating frequency. 9. Either "North", "the right way" or "the wrong way" will do. 10. Derry/Londonderry, cos people who live there have fuck all better to worry about apparently. [/white]

Doctor? wrote:

4. How do you prevent an Engerlishman from drowning?

Take yer foot off his head

(and thats without reading you white on white)

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

4. How do you prevent an Engerlishman from drowning?

Take yer foot off his head

(and thats without reading you white on white)

Well obviously there can be a few false positives, but only among nations who hate the Engerlish....bit of a spanner in the works that then ;)

Mine's a false positive..

I got 6.

and I am currently eating a bag of Tayto cheese and onion nom nom nom

I of course paid 2 dollars for it ridiculous import fees

I completely agree with you, but the only problem with that thought though Chrissy, is you can't say that to non-white ethnicities without getting bitch slapped.

EdelBrock wrote: I completely agree with you, but the only problem with that thought though Chrissy, is you can't say that to non-white ethnicities without getting bitch slapped.

huh? I find black people are the quickest and/or only people to admit that they are American. Whites are all white guilt about being American.

Of course that doesn't mean anything for any asian or latin ethnic types.. but I'm in philly :P