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The emergency services have noticed an increasing amount of calls lately... which isn't a new story being the winter and all....
but someone actually called them because they couldn't get through on the telephone for vote on Strictly Come Dancing! Can you actually believe the sad ********'s.......
Just when you think you've heard it all!
Kath wrote: The emergency services have noticed an increasing amount of calls lately... which isn't a new story being the winter and all....
but someone actually called them because they couldn't get through on the telephone for vote on Strictly Come Dancing! Can you actually believe the sad ********'s.......
Just when you think you've heard it all!
Someone called out a fire engine cos he couldnt get the pound out of a shopping trolley.
Another chap called an ambulance because the smell of his feet kept making him pass out.
Kath how dare you use in one of your posts!
The icon/smilie is copyrighted by me on this site so you owe me 0.00000004p!
Dont do it again lady!
I dont want people thinking i phoned the Fuzz cos i couldnt get to vote for strictly come dancing either 
Or the MP (or councilor) who called the fire brigade cos her heating was gurgling.
Or tard who rang 999 cos they thought the kitten/puppy he'd just bought may not have been a pedigree.
Shooting's too good for them.
Or the man who called 911 when he thought he heard burglars in the middle of a coke binge, then forgot to tidy up his coke when the police came to investigate.
What. A. Dick.
Todays paper reports that the one time page 3 girl Linda Lousardi called the police because she was caught up in heavy trafic,which would make her late for the panto in which she was playing Snow White!!!
When I was a kid, one our neighbors had kicked out thier son for being a druggie and him thieving the area. A couple months later they called 911, 'cause thier son tried breaking into thier home to steal stuff for his habit... he got stuck half way down the chimney and they had to take it apart brick by brick, which took about 4 hours, all the while the kid was screaming like a stuck pig...
I remember Richard and Judy saying that they'd got stuck in traffic and had to have a Police escort to make it to the studio in time for their show. Fucking wankers.
(The Police, not Richard and Judy)
(and, for that matter, Richard and Judy)
isaac wrote: Todays paper reports that the one time page 3 girl Linda Lousardi called the police because she was caught up in heavy trafic,which would make her late for the panto in which she was playing Snow White!!!
She supposedly asked for permission to drive on the hard shoulder.
Dunno why she didn't just drive on it, like everyone else?? 
Diamond 383 wrote: Or the man who called 911 when he thought he heard burglars in the middle of a coke binge, then forgot to tidy up his coke when the police came to investigate.
What. A. Dick.
Wasnt that Boy George?
Didnt he forget about the rent boy chained to his bed as well!
