Alan Sugar: "You're Fatwa-d!!"

According to reports, 'Apprentice' star Sir Alan Sugar has been said to be among a list of top British Jews thought to be targeted by extremists over Israel's Gaza onslaught.

I fucking knew it: when they're not flying planes into buildings or blowing up buses and tube stations, all these Jihadists do all day is sit around and watch fucking telly. Get a job, you lazy bastards!!!

Mind you, I bet that lad who claimed to be "a good Jewish boy" in the last series is shitting himself now, eh??

It would be a tragedy to lose such an important person from the world, but it would certainly make the Israeli government re-consider their actions.

(I want £80 for that one)