A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.. ' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is ....
What's a 710 knob?
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Doctor? wrote:
Tex wrote: I love car humor.
You have to, you watch Nascar.
BoomTish!
Isn't that the last sound Ayrton Senna heard?
EdelBrock wrote: A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.. ' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is ....
must be true 'bout who said blondes have more fun! 
EdelBrock wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Tex wrote: I love car humor.
You have to, you watch Nascar.
BoomTish!
Isn't that the last sound Ayrton Senna heard?
You'll end up in the same floor of hell as I'm goin to for my Dale E. gags. I always like to think that the last thing Ayrton heard was the echo of his race engineer's voice saying "are you SURE you want us to shorten the steering column? the weld will weaken it", but then that was never conclusively decided as the cause.
Funny, Senna's meeting with the wall at the Tamburello is possibly the only great tragedy I've never heard a decent gag about.
