Need yer help...

Dont usually do threads like this,but can i ask whatever you do for good luck,or if ye pray to yer God,can you do it at least once for me,this is terrible,you see this morning...

...I found a grey hair

Cultivate it lad. Look at the way chicks go over Paddy Stewart and Sean Connery (once) etc etc etc.

Few little swatches of grey wisdom in the old head rug, and there's not a dry seat in the house.

Doctor? wrote: Cultivate it lad. Look at the way chicks go over Paddy Stewart and Sean Connery (once) etc etc etc.

Few little swatches of grey wisdom in the old head rug, and there's not a dry seat in the house.

The mature look Steve?

like Stewart Grainger?

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Cultivate it lad. Look at the way chicks go over Paddy Stewart and Sean Connery (once) etc etc etc.

Few little swatches of grey wisdom in the old head rug, and there's not a dry seat in the house.

The mature look Steve?

like Stewart Grainger?

Yup, I'm still holding out for it to happen to me, after a life of almost professional unsexyness, I hope to become a renowned minge magnet.

If you really want rid of the greys, according to Jemmy, if you stick a fanny pad (EDIT: the septics probably think that's a haemoroid cushion) on your head.....

grey?,, if i found a dark hair id be confused,

everythings gone grey

Doctor? wrote:

If you really want rid of the greys, according to Jemmy, if you stick a fanny pad (EDIT: the septics probably think that's a haemoroid cushion) on your head.....

With 'wings'?

Are they to keep my ears warm?

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

If you really want rid of the greys, according to Jemmy, if you stick a fanny pad (EDIT: the septics probably think that's a haemoroid cushion) on your head.....

With 'wings'?

Are they to keep my ears warm?

I would imagine so, but you'd need to ask Jem, she's the one that said "Tena" kept your hair from going grey????

Doctor? wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

If you really want rid of the greys, according to Jemmy, if you stick a fanny pad (EDIT: the septics probably think that's a haemoroid cushion) on your head.....

With 'wings'?

Are they to keep my ears warm?

I would imagine so, but you'd need to ask Jem, she's the one that said "Tena" kept your hair from going grey????

Jemma!

also,do i have to tie the wings under my chin, have they got a bit of string for that,or what?

Gazman wrote: Dont usually do threads like this,but can i ask whatever you do for good luck,or if ye pray to yer God,can you do it at least once for me,this is terrible,you see this morning...

...I found a grey hair

I got my first one at 19, and they havent exactly multipled a great deal.

Go around and call yerself the 'silver fox'. Des Lynam gets it every night.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote: Dont usually do threads like this,but can i ask whatever you do for good luck,or if ye pray to yer God,can you do it at least once for me,this is terrible,you see this morning...

...I found a grey hair

I got my first one at 19, and they havent exactly multipled a great deal.

Go around and call yerself the 'silver fox'. Des Lynam gets it every night.

Fuck Bert, ye telling me i need to grow a 'tache?

Gazman wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote: Dont usually do threads like this,but can i ask whatever you do for good luck,or if ye pray to yer God,can you do it at least once for me,this is terrible,you see this morning...

...I found a grey hair

I got my first one at 19, and they havent exactly multipled a great deal.

Go around and call yerself the 'silver fox'. Des Lynam gets it every night.

Fuck Bert, ye telling me i need to grow a 'tache?

No Des has a tache just to filter down the numbers.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote: Dont usually do threads like this,but can i ask whatever you do for good luck,or if ye pray to yer God,can you do it at least once for me,this is terrible,you see this morning...

...I found a grey hair

I got my first one at 19, and they havent exactly multipled a great deal.

Go around and call yerself the 'silver fox'. Des Lynam gets it every night.

Fuck Bert, ye telling me i need to grow a 'tache?

No Des has a tache just to filter down the numbers.

Phew!

thought i was gonny have to walk about with a 'tache and a fanny pad tied to my head there...

Doctor? wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

If you really want rid of the greys, according to Jemmy, if you stick a fanny pad (EDIT: the septics probably think that's a haemoroid cushion) on your head.....

With 'wings'?

Are they to keep my ears warm?

I would imagine so, but you'd need to ask Jem, she's the one that said "Tena" kept your hair from going grey????

She meant ten-a-day!

You're lucky to have something to go grey at your age, mate.

All going down hill mate...next you'll be getting hair on the ears and excessive nostril hair which you can comb over your face!

That's fuck all Gaz. Monty is close enough You need hair pissing out of your ears and nose.Then you a proper grown up.

Some lucky bastards even have massive twisty distinguished eyebrows....Cocky cunts

Sit and cry, but at least do it in style AND comfort..

Some people have nothing to go grey. Find a character that you've always liked who looked great with gray hair and culivate that look.

Like Mr Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life", for instance.

EdelBrock wrote: Sit and cry, but at least do it in style AND comfort..

Obama's seat in the White House?

ya lair ma man.

wit aboot the rest?

i've been going grey for years. i didn't even know. i just didn't dye my hair for a bit and then i noticed some of my roots were WHITE. oh the horror.

I don't think there's anything wrong with a little bit of grey here and there...although hair coming out of yer ears would be freaky.

leather_girl wrote: I don't think there's anything wrong with a little bit of grey here and there...although hair coming out of yer ears would be freaky.

As long as you don't get grey pubes you're okay

leather_girl wrote: I don't think there's anything wrong with a little bit of grey here and there...

i'm an absolute sucker for grey hair on a chap.

Having the odd grey hair at a very young age is sometimes nothing more than a Darwinian overshoot; a minor imperfection like say a mole or birth mark. Also it may have evolved as a way of advertising social maturity to a potential mate in a similar way to premature balding.

leather_girl wrote: hair coming out of yer ears would be freaky.

Gee thanks Mrs... Just call me circus ears

bloodynora wrote:

i'm an absolute sucker for a grey hair on a chap.

Just the one?...

Im yer man!

Sorry Gaz, these aren't the type of chaps she's talking about