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We've all been asked this question, but who could offer an answer like THIS:

...or are you just pleased to see me?

Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.

In less than an hour, his bum was a flower...

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He could do with waxing his legs...

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Gazman wrote:

He could do with waxing his legs...

he's pretty fortunate they didn't put the cat amongst the pigeons

sorry

taxi for Mac

:car:

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Why pigeons? Macaws or some other exotic bird I could understand. But why the rats with wings?

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Yes, exactly, why pigeons?

More to the point, how do you walk through security like that, and how do you sit down on an aeroplane with birds that aren't exactly the quietest things on earth? :p

:smoking:

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Nick King wrote: Yes, exactly, why pigeons?

More to the point, how do you walk through security like that, and how do you sit down on an aeroplane with birds that aren't exactly the quietest things on earth? :p

:smoking:

Not just that, they are in a tight space, I would image they would start trying to peck their way out :eek3:

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Maybe he loved them and couldn't live without them.

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Sad but true,mi dad R Roy,is a pigeon fancier/racer and has been for years.

He buys "pedigree" pigeons from Belgium (best in the world for some reason?) ,stef van reets or richts they call them,pays big money for em too. The last one he bought,uber,uber pigeon,he paid £3,000 for within two weeks it was tangled in a power line in Derbyshire,laugh,i nearly bought me own beer! :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

Aving said that tho,he did win £12k prize money last year :eek:

:nuts:

http://www.neworderinfoweb.piczo.com

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I thought it was a thread about me then.

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The pigeons I can sort of understand, but what on earth was he doing with an egg plant? Did he think it might lay pigeon eggs or something? :nuts:

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Lazy bastard pigeons at that, they can fly them selves, just bloody spoilt if you ask me!

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