DO YOU THINK THE PSEUDONYM LOVING FAUX MUSLIM REACHES ORGASM EVERY TIME HE GENERATES A REPLY TO ONE OF HIS INANE POSTS? YAY OR NAY

Picture the sordid scene nooly's

the man formerly known Ravy Cum ahhh, sat in his taxi with not a paying fare in sight.

he brushes aside the used Kleenex on the passenger seat and looks at his dongle linked laptop

Allah be praised A REPLY!

he reaches over to the back seat and takes some new tissues from the box, a quick look around tells him that the Police aren't patrolling the red light area just now and ignoring the fallen Jezebels and their western ways, he prepares to read with his tiny mouse in one hand and.....

if you dont want to assist the fella in a strange cybersex scenario.

don't reply

don't give him a hand

his god will thank you

as will any prospective fare he may get

I know but he's just SUCH a cunt it's hard not to.

Hypocritical fucktard...."Oooooh, no health care for the poor.....but make sure and fund my college so I can get my City and Guilds in fairytale studies".

I really wish he'd lay off the foreign names, anyone coming in here and not knowing the score would think we're complete cunts (OK OK, we ARE complete cunts, but not that type of complete cunts.....and the mistaken impression would last as long as it took them to read one of his posts.....if our Texan Sherrif's not headed them off at the pass in time)

Doctor? wrote: I know but he's just SUCH a cunt it's hard not to.

Hypocritical fucktard...."Oooooh, no health care for the poor.....but make sure and fund my college so I can get my City and Guilds in fairytale studies".

I really wish he'd lay off the foreign names, anyone coming in here and not knowing the score would think we're complete cunts (OK OK, we ARE complete cunts, but not that type of complete cunts.....and the mistaken impression would last as long as it took them to read one of his posts.....if our Texan Sherrif's not headed them off at the pass in time)

well so long as you don't feel used Doc and next time you wanna reply to him and I apologise in advance for this Doc

Think of his orgasm face

sorry mate, but extreme situations call for extreme soulutions

sorry

El Jarvo wrote:

GaryMac wrote: don't reply

don't give him a hand

his god will thank you

I reckon young Andy's a Muslim fifth-columnist. In truth, he's probably just an agitator for the BNP.

You know the old adage about Ian Paisley being the greatest recruiting sergeant the OiRA ever had? I reckon that's also young Andy's line, trying to be a bit 'fresh' with us.

Spam the board with lots of leftfield 'pro-Muslim/anti-Western' type shite, in a silly attempt to goad folk here to come out with the exact opposite. He bigs up Islam, other folk then try and discredit it.

It's not rocket science.

Well, no, it is to him cos it'll be the cleverest thing he's ever done.

good point well made Al and one I hadn't considered

strange he keeps calling me Uncle, in fact the only people who call me anything like that are a couple of Turkish mates who call me Amca; which phonetically is hamJa and that means Uncle in Turkish

hope all is well with yourself Jarvo, you not living in big t'city now?

El Jarvo wrote:

GaryMac wrote: don't reply

don't give him a hand

his god will thank you

I reckon young Andy's a Muslim fifth-columnist. In truth, he's probably just an agitator for the BNP.

You know the old adage about Ian Paisley being the greatest recruiting sergeant the OiRA ever had? I reckon that's also young Andy's line, trying to be a bit 'fresh' with us.

Spam the board with lots of leftfield 'pro-Muslim/anti-Western' type shite, in a silly attempt to goad folk here to come out with the exact opposite. He bigs up Islam, other folk then try and discredit it.

It's not rocket science.

Well, no, it is to him cos it'll be the cleverest thing he's ever done.

Only slightly less insane than my "Fifty Cent is sponsored by the KKK" theory, but much MUCH more likely to be true.

I think he might be onto something Re: howling mad fucker law and crazy nazi cunts having something to offer.....it's almost certain he'd be kicked to death in no time under either system.

EDIT: And yer not wrong about The Reverend Fuckwit.....he's nearly driven me to join up a few times. Paisley Vs Pope being a personal fave among "moments in my life when I wished I'd died 2 mins previously so as never to have witnessed such a thing"

El Jarvo wrote:

I reckon young Andy's a Muslim fifth-columnist. In truth, he's probably just an agitator for the BNP.

Amusing you should say that, cos he's friends on facebook with Nick Griffin.

And I was talking to Ally about that very same theory, a couple of weeks ago.

Ally wrote: The "hard line Musilim fanatic with a keen interest in shiny Electropop"...

...who knows next to nothing at all about either topic?

Diamond 383 wrote:

Ally wrote: The "hard line Musilim fanatic with a keen interest in shiny Electropop"...

...who knows next to nothing at all about either topic?

Quite, he comes out with statements that he fails to follow up...

Am I the only one secretly hoping that said faux muslim is actually the belated return of a widely disliked scouser who once trawled these forums and occasionally had (alleged) sexual relations with one of our cross-Atlantic brethren?

(NB - this question is entirely rhetorical)

El Jarvo wrote:

GaryMac wrote: hope all is well with yourself Jarvo, you not living in big t'city now?

Yup, all's well. In the sticks now, but not too far out as I seem to spend every waking hour at work at the mo'. You not down with the Facebook thang yet, most of the usual lot from here are on there now.

registered on the facebook thang, so I guess there'll be a fair bit o pisstaking whilst I learn the new terminology, summat to do with walls and nudges and prods I guess.

nb: when I refer to pisstaking I mean messrs Sludden and Rocket principaly, yes you two.... stop sniggering at the back

I reckon his mum has told him his dad is a NO fan but can't remember which one as she got gang banged by over 100 of them one night, so he comes on here to get his revenge.

El Jarvo wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Am I the only one secretly hoping that said faux muslim is actually the belated return of a widely disliked scouser who once trawled these forums and occasionally had (alleged) sexual relations with one of our cross-Atlantic brethren?

Keep up. He's already back here under another guise!

Unless you mean, of course, Marty the Martian who used to drum with Goldblade! Now there was a 'qualidee' poster!!

Oh, right. I really am out of touch.

It'd be nice if Marty was back. Don't think he'd stick around long, mind. Wonder if he still hates Jamie Oliver......