1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

I'm guessing you're not a swallower then.

ShugZV wrote: In semi-seriousness, why not become a lesbian, they ARE the dogs bollocks

I don't think I would become a lesbian for what!!! Miss Hooky's Angel

ShugZV wrote: Why not?

If you don't like men, then the only choice you have left is becoming a lesbian

Or waiting until it heals over.

Listen to your uncle Shug you mental harpy.

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

so how fuckin stupid would you have to be to let a RUDE,STUPID,UNCIVILIZED,IGNORANT, SMELLY bloke get one over on you, allergies or not?

that said if you do get married one day, will you wear white in order to match the other kitchen essentials?

ShugZV wrote: I know I shouldnae, but check the sensible post on't other thread. You willnae get sympathy on here MHA.

I did try to warn you of our sense of humour

sense o humour??? I'm convinced this is one of Festa's 'characters' ..... or a rude cunt

or a rude thick cunt

GaryMac wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

so how fuckin stupid would you have to be to let a RUDE,STUPID,UNCIVILIZED,IGNORANT, SMELLY bloke get one over on you, allergies or not?

that said if you do get married one day, will you wear white in order to match the other kitchen essentials?

Copyright B.C. Ecclestone I'm afraid ;)

GaryMac wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

so how fuckin stupid would you have to be to let a RUDE,STUPID,UNCIVILIZED,IGNORANT, SMELLY bloke get one over on you, allergies or not?

that said if you do get married one day, will you wear white in order to match the other kitchen essentials?

Me get married I am 41 there is no reason now to get married sorry blokes I am concentrating on a high paid career keeping fingers crossed Sadly I don't want to marry cause I just don't have an interest in that at all my nose is in there air too much now dear why did I dump my ex boyfriend I wanted my freedom back!! ya hooy Miss Hooky's angel

ShugZV wrote: I hear ye, but Rocket hasnae got that kind of depth.

Nor has he got the bitterness of a woman scorned.

Dancing like a bird is as close as he gets.

G'wan ye daft fooker, nearly spilt me fookin rola-cola then!!

perceptive as per

nice one wee shug

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote:

GaryMac wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

so how fuckin stupid would you have to be to let a RUDE,STUPID,UNCIVILIZED,IGNORANT, SMELLY bloke get one over on you, allergies or not?

that said if you do get married one day, will you wear white in order to match the other kitchen essentials?

Me get married I am 41 there is no reason now to get married sorry blokes I am concentrating on a high paid career keeping fingers crossed Sadly I don't want to marry cause I just don't have an interest in that at all my nose is in there air too much now dear why did I dump my ex boyfriend I wanted my freedom back!! ya hooy Miss Hooky's angel

Then this whole thread was a useless charade.

Good ol' fox 'n grapes thread eh?

michael preda wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote:

GaryMac wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

so how fuckin stupid would you have to be to let a RUDE,STUPID,UNCIVILIZED,IGNORANT, SMELLY bloke get one over on you, allergies or not?

that said if you do get married one day, will you wear white in order to match the other kitchen essentials?

Me get married I am 41 there is no reason now to get married sorry blokes I am concentrating on a high paid career keeping fingers crossed Sadly I don't want to marry cause I just don't have an interest in that at all my nose is in there air too much now dear why did I dump my ex boyfriend I wanted my freedom back!! ya hooy Miss Hooky's angel

Then this whole thread was a useless charade.

I said my piece I have noticed you trash people on here too (not including Ravi) he is off my list Miss Hooky's angel

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

Hooky must be gutted at this news

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: [sorry blokes I am concentrating on a high paid career

you'd best learn to spell and string a sentence together then.

The Lezzer pictures do give it that sort of "Decadent beauty" look.

EdelBrock wrote: Good ol' fox 'n grapes thread eh?

Good ole Aesop

Doctor? wrote:

GaryMac wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

so how fuckin stupid would you have to be to let a RUDE,STUPID,UNCIVILIZED,IGNORANT, SMELLY bloke get one over on you, allergies or not?

that said if you do get married one day, will you wear white in order to match the other kitchen essentials?

Copyright B.C. Ecclestone I'm afraid ;)

sorry Cambo, but if i were to attribite copywright to anyone it'd be Bernard Manning circa 78, The Embassy Club M/CR

Conceded.

Bernard must just be a name that makes the bearer a cunt ;)

ShugZV wrote: Maybe so Michael, but it's given me the chance to post pictures of Lezzers, so it's definitely been worthwhile.

Are you sure about that?

Doctor? wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Good ol' fox 'n grapes thread eh?

Good ole Aesop

Just think Cambo, yer the lucious, juicy grape in this one

ShugZV wrote:

James Thomas wrote:

ShugZV wrote: Maybe so Michael, but it's given me the chance to post pictures of Lezzers, so it's definitely been worthwhile.

Are you sure about that?

Why have ye posted a picture of Uri Geller JT?

Don't make me put in a Baltimora video, I'm cynical like that.

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them

You've met the wrong men that's all, they're not all like that thankfully!

Bossy Jem wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them

You've met the wrong men that's all, they're not all like that thankfully!

Lemme a fiver u daft cow, adn wear's my dinnner.

BUUUUUUUUURP!

This sounds like Jeremy Kyle now.

if i was female i would be a lesbian

ShugZV wrote:

Check out the radjed quote... "Because sometimes boys are just mean"

Classic.

I would not like to meet a man that is like what Margaret (Hooky's Angel) described in the list. I like men, but I wouldn't like that kind of man. (That doesn't mean that all men are like that.)

I like men who are nice, considerate, respectful, intelligent, well dressed, has a good sense of humour, and knows how to cook and clean and take care of himself, by the way.

leather_girl wrote:

I like men who are nice, considerate, respectful, intelligent, well dressed, has a good sense of humour, and knows how to cook and clean and take care of himself, by the way.

TADA!!!

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

I like men who are nice, considerate, respectful, intelligent, well dressed, has a good sense of humour, and knows how to cook and clean and take care of himself, by the way.

TADA!!!

I'm not demanding much...I'm not asking for guys to be rich, or to have a certain job or anything.

That said, I'm pretty content with my life at the moment.

leather_girl wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

I like men who are nice, considerate, respectful, intelligent, well dressed, has a good sense of humour, and knows how to cook and clean and take care of himself, by the way.

TADA!!!

I'm not demanding much...I'm not asking for guys to be rich, or to have a certain job or anything.

That said, I'm pretty content with my life at the moment.

Do you like nuts?

When do we have a whats wrong with women thread? Oh and I think every woman wasnts Charlie Sheen.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

I like men who are nice, considerate, respectful, intelligent, well dressed, has a good sense of humour, and knows how to cook and clean and take care of himself, by the way.

TADA!!!

I'm not demanding much...I'm not asking for guys to be rich, or to have a certain job or anything.

That said, I'm pretty content with my life at the moment.

Do you like nuts?

I don't know what you mean by 'nuts'

leather_girl wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

I like men who are nice, considerate, respectful, intelligent, well dressed, has a good sense of humour, and knows how to cook and clean and take care of himself, by the way.

TADA!!!

I'm not demanding much...I'm not asking for guys to be rich, or to have a certain job or anything.

That said, I'm pretty content with my life at the moment.

Do you like nuts?

I don't know what you mean by 'nuts'

Chris Nash wrote:

GaryMac wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

GaryMac wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

so how fuckin stupid would you have to be to let a RUDE,STUPID,UNCIVILIZED,IGNORANT, SMELLY bloke get one over on you, allergies or not?

that said if you do get married one day, will you wear white in order to match the other kitchen essentials?

Copyright B.C. Ecclestone I'm afraid ;)

sorry Cambo, but if i were to attribite copywright to anyone it'd be Bernard Manning circa 78, The Embassy Club M/CR

Nope. Jim Bowen, "The Comedians" 1975

More than likely Chris. What I should've put the emphasis on was I personaly heard it at Mannings club, on a stag night circa 1978. for the record I was an underage drinker, at 16 I still had 2 years to go. Also for the record I avoided Mannings stare at every op, he had a rep for ripping the piss out of young drinkers and I wasn't the dazzling wit I am now:D

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

I like men who are nice, considerate, respectful, intelligent, well dressed, has a good sense of humour, and knows how to cook and clean and take care of himself, by the way.

TADA!!!

I'm not demanding much...I'm not asking for guys to be rich, or to have a certain job or anything.

That said, I'm pretty content with my life at the moment.

Do you like nuts?

I don't know what you mean by 'nuts'

OK, sorry...

I thought you meant something else.

Why not just use men for money, free housing, and sex when ever you want. Many women do.

You ever considered that maybe you are not all that great? Set your expectations low and stop giving a fuck.

leather_girl wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

I like men who are nice, considerate, respectful, intelligent, well dressed, has a good sense of humour, and knows how to cook and clean and take care of himself, by the way.

TADA!!!

I'm not demanding much...I'm not asking for guys to be rich, or to have a certain job or anything.

That said, I'm pretty content with my life at the moment.

Do you like nuts?

I don't know what you mean by 'nuts'

OK, sorry...

I thought you meant something else.

well thats the next stage...

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

wtf! you must not have been hugged too often by your father growing up...

BillONdollar wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

wtf! you must not have been hugged too often by your father growing up...

Or too much? With wandering hands.

leather_girl wrote:

I thought you meant something else.

He probably did, never answer any question posed by an Engerlishman if there's any POSSIBLE double entendre.

Thanks leater-girl it just occurs to me that men just want want everything they think of sex too much and just dump them after or I am saying this cause I know you think I am a sexist right sometimes I have to spew it out of how I feel towards them all that faces i have put to the side sorry men I have noticed some attitudes with you so don't expect you will get the same treatment back

Miss Hooky's Angel

ya the fuckin world has gone dear

BillONdollar wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote: 1 rude 2 use women as slaves 3 don't have an education 3 use women for their money 4 can't be civilized in society 5 I seem to be allergic to them 6 I love throwing bad things back in their face 7 never write to them in the penpalling thing banned 8 trahses everyone in society 9 ignorant 10 some don't shower 11 and they drive me nuts oh I need some aspirin Miss Hooky's Angel 12 don't I just love saying this to men THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO MARRY I GOT FRICKEN SMART 13 your potty mouths are just the beginning of it

wtf! you must not have been hugged too often by your father growing up...

Ya he is another ass that I had to put up with there was others that just have a bad attitude ME IN A WEDDING DRESS THAT WILL BE THE DAY IF I SAVED MONEY RIGHT NOW I WILL BE TRAVELLING INSTEAD AND ENJOYINGLIFE AND NO CRYING BABIES AND FOR ME TO GO Miss Hooky's Angel

Not very much is wrong with men.

Because Lesbian men would be scary.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I have the most surreal feeling...it's like I've polished off the whole bottle of vodka, and it's not even 4 in the afternoon yet...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right. Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night. When everything's a little clearer in the light of day. And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite looking forward to a little afternoon delight. Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL!!!

Who sang that Jeff?

Too tired to google it - but it reminds me of when I was just a little girl and family seaside holidays.......

before I even THOUGHT about men.

Still don't. 'Part from you obviously xxxxx

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Kath wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I have the most surreal feeling...it's like I've polished off the whole bottle of vodka, and it's not even 4 in the afternoon yet...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right. Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night. When everything's a little clearer in the light of day. And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite looking forward to a little afternoon delight. Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL!!!

Who sang that Jeff?

Too tired to google it - but it reminds me of when I was just a little girl and family seaside holidays.......

before I even THOUGHT about men.

Still don't. 'Part from you obviously xxxxx

Starlight Vocal Band bay-bee...

GOD! The worst song ever created by the human race!

I suspect if women were given the chance to be men they would be the biggest womanizing players out there...