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19 Feb 2009, 13:01

Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

It saddens me.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

I will start off the first topic.

Your favourite beer of the moment or favourites from dark ole days gone by.

BECKS King of beers, none of yer soft American pish like fucking BUD :nonono:

Now Stella has been a faithful friend for quite a while, but I've had enough of waking up in bushes and telephone boxes, so I've swapped her for her best friend. I have to say she tastes better every day. She's German and quite old, but she gives great head.

19 Feb 2009, 13:05

It all died when the charts vanished. We need a forum stimulus bill.

19 Feb 2009, 13:08

Not all American beer is pilsner Shug! :nono:

Portland, OR's Bridgeport brewery makes most of my favorites...

Blue Heron Pale Ale Pintail Ale

:clap:

19 Feb 2009, 13:09

Holt's bitter

cheap as fuck, an acquired taste, tin of Tesco value lager for when I'm feeling a bit flash

mad dog 20/20 for the laydeez, Strongbow in summer

19 Feb 2009, 13:10

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

It saddens me.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

I will start off the first topic.

Your favourite beer of the moment or favourites from dark ole days gone by.

BECKS King of beers, none of yer soft American pish like fucking BUD

Now Stella has been a faithful friend for quite a while, but I've had enough of waking up in bushes and telephone boxes, so I've swapped her for her best friend. I have to say she tastes better every day. She's German and quite old, but she gives great head.

My mum and I always loved the British beers and for the Irish beer love that too send me some beer to Canada love the British beer it is the best Miss Hooky's angel

19 Feb 2009, 13:10

during the 80's and half of the 90's any alcohol i could get my hands on, now very little indeed, the occasional glass of wine or can of stella (no i don't beat my wife)

19 Feb 2009, 13:15

EdelBrock wrote: Not all American beer is pilsner Shug!

Portland, OR's Bridgeport brewery makes most of my favorites...

Blue Heron Pale Ale Pintail Ale

Pilsner is good when done right, the Americans could do a lot worse than shipping a few crates of Tennants lager over and tasting how beer should be done.

Having tasted many (and I mean many) American brands whilst over in New Yoik and Seattle, myself and Brother DoN (at least I think he agreed with me, I was very drunk) decided never to taste an American beer ever again. Fat Tyre - have ye tried that? Tastes exactly as it sounds, fucking awful stuff. Smoking dope is highly recommended in the US (and this was "on tap" in Seattle - cheers Bri!!!)

19 Feb 2009, 13:16

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote:

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

It saddens me.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

I will start off the first topic.

Your favourite beer of the moment or favourites from dark ole days gone by.

BECKS King of beers, none of yer soft American pish like fucking BUD

Now Stella has been a faithful friend for quite a while, but I've had enough of waking up in bushes and telephone boxes, so I've swapped her for her best friend. I have to say she tastes better every day. She's German and quite old, but she gives great head.

My mum and I always loved the British beers and for the Irish beer love that too send me some beer to Canada love the British beer it is the best Miss Hooky's angel

stick to Molsons dear, it's a good laxative. Stop drinking Canadian beer now and you'll just end up full o shit....

:idea:

too late innit?

ah well, bygones

19 Feb 2009, 13:17

Furstenberg Frei Klausthaler

Yep, the wagon keeps on rolling for this soldier. 50 days sober today.

19 Feb 2009, 13:18

GaryMac wrote: Holt's bitter

cheap as fuck, an acquired taste, tin of Tesco value lager for when I'm feeling a bit flash

mad dog 20/20 for the laydeez, Strongbow in summer

They still do Mad Dog 20/20 :eek:

Holt's bitter ya say? Not tried that, Corby is so good we don't have a proper Tesco's, but we do have one of them mini Tesco's, so I may have to try this. Gotta say, I much prefer me lager to me ale or bitter, whenever drinking them I always feel I should be smoking a pipe.

19 Feb 2009, 13:20

GlasVegas wrote: Furstenberg Frei Klausthaler

Yep, the wagon keeps on rolling for this soldier. 50 days sober today.

Furstenberg, is that the stuff that's on tap in quite a few London boozers? Normal, medium and extra strong? If so, I would highly recommend that, Jeff wouldnae cos he tried keeping up with us on the extra strong stuff and fell down the stairs and lost his passport before the New Order gig at Finsbury Park.

Happy days :laugh:

19 Feb 2009, 13:24

ShugZV wrote:

GaryMac wrote: Holt's bitter

cheap as fuck, an acquired taste, tin of Tesco value lager for when I'm feeling a bit flash

mad dog 20/20 for the laydeez, Strongbow in summer

They still do Mad Dog 20/20

Holt's bitter ya say? Not tried that, Corby is so good we don't have a proper Tesco's, but we do have one of them mini Tesco's, so I may have to try this. Gotta say, I much prefer me lager to me ale or bitter, whenever drinking them I always feel I should be smoking a pipe.

Back in the days of my yoof when it was all about getting as fucked as possible for £6, Mad Dog and Thunderbird figured heavily for a while. UNTIL I realised that every time I drank them, I did something reprehensible...got me nob out....puked on mate's mum....set fire to bed.....the sorts of things that make the phone not ring for weeks.

19 Feb 2009, 13:29

:laugh:

First time me and ma wee (big) cuz Steve got hammered, we did it for 5 quid between us. 5 cans of Tennant SUPER a quid each.

Steve was so sick we had a bucket in the room when we got home, not only was that full, he proceeded to spew out the bedroom windie several times, in the morning when we got outside it looked like that Jackson Pollock fella had been painting the hoose. It's fair to say ma mam and dad weren't best pleased.

On the subject of drink that's not actually lager, Diamond White was a good craic, 8 bottles of that and an eighth kept you going all through the night, only thing was you could never be arsed walking the two miles to the 24hr garage to get munchies. We soon learned to get a "carry out" of crisps before getting the gear. If anyone's been on holiday with me, they will know exactly what I mean :laugh:

19 Feb 2009, 13:30

Doctor? wrote:

ShugZV wrote:

GaryMac wrote: Holt's bitter

cheap as fuck, an acquired taste, tin of Tesco value lager for when I'm feeling a bit flash

mad dog 20/20 for the laydeez, Strongbow in summer

They still do Mad Dog 20/20

Holt's bitter ya say? Not tried that, Corby is so good we don't have a proper Tesco's, but we do have one of them mini Tesco's, so I may have to try this. Gotta say, I much prefer me lager to me ale or bitter, whenever drinking them I always feel I should be smoking a pipe.

Back in the days of my yoof when it was all about getting as fucked as possible for £6, Mad Dog and Thunderbird figured heavily for a while. UNTIL I realised that every time I drank them, I did something reprehensible...got me nob out....puked on mate's mum....set fire to bed.....the sorts of things that make the phone not ring for weeks.

ah T-Bird, sophisticated stuff. Blue n Red classy, I was quite the bon-viveur in our municipal park

19 Feb 2009, 13:33

:rofl:

I am just waiting for G and Gazman to mention Bucky and El D.

19 Feb 2009, 13:38

ShugZV wrote:

I am just waiting for G and Gazman to mention Bucky and El D.

what aboot a bottle o White lightening n two paracetemol, supposed to make you trip n that? Spent ma teenage years in a fookin stupor cos o that advice, nay fookin headaches though!

19 Feb 2009, 13:41

ShugZV wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Not all American beer is pilsner Shug!

Portland, OR's Bridgeport brewery makes most of my favorites...

Blue Heron Pale Ale Pintail Ale

Pilsner is good when done right, the Americans could do a lot worse than shipping a few crates of Tennants lager over and tasting how beer should be done.

Having tasted many (and I mean many) American brands whilst over in New Yoik and Seattle, myself and Brother DoN (at least I think he agreed with me, I was very drunk) decided never to taste an American beer ever again. Fat Tyre - have ye tried that? Tastes exactly as it sounds, fucking awful stuff. Smoking dope is highly recommended in the US (and this was "on tap" in Seattle - cheers Bri!!!)

Never tried Fat Tyre, but have tried one that was excellent called Fat Tire

:smoking:

19 Feb 2009, 13:42

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

It saddens me.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

So sex and women are not the same in your world? :jawdrop:

19 Feb 2009, 13:44

White lightning, oh the stories I could mention about that matey! I know there are a few coppers on here, so I'll save them for when I'm drunk posting, let's just say Peterborough has never been the same since we invaded it in '91 :laugh:

The stories of tripping on the paracetemol were highly exagerrated, it wasnae till I had my first strawberry (or possibly a superman) that I tripped the light fandango, fucking hugged a lampost for a good 15 minutes thinking the thundercats were coming out the top of it. Happy days.

Drinking a bottle of Lambrusco through a straw, not just one straw, but two joined together in a cunning way, now that was fucking classy and a sure way to pull the birds round here. We even tried smoking josh sticks one night. As I say. Happy days :laugh:

19 Feb 2009, 13:45

Becks (draught) Drunk it when i worked in Chester, ther i met the only person ive ever seen fall asleep standing up :nod:

Bud (again draught) boozer we drink in before and after the match sells it,fuckin firewater,many a game ive not bothered with,sat and got stinking with it and fell home drunk only to have my 'pacify her pizza' slapped about my 'chops' :laugh:

Olde England (table wine/sherry?,not the cider pish) tipple of my youth,would finish a half bottle in a 'oner',then go up Byres Rd and batter the students

Breaker lager got charged near enough £2 for a can in a club in Chester (was dear nearly 20 year ago) off sales round the corner from my mums was selling them 8 for a fiver :nono:

but i dont drink much....

19 Feb 2009, 13:46

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

as to american beer - here is only Miller available in my shop, and you are fookin right Shug (I dont know other beers).

19 Feb 2009, 13:46

Bossy Jem wrote:

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

It saddens me.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

So sex and women are not the same in your world?

:laugh:

:hi:

19 Feb 2009, 13:48

stella cold goes very well with a chilli too :confused2:

but me fav will always be westons organic cider, fooking ace headaches thou

19 Feb 2009, 13:49

Gazman wrote: Becks (draught) Drunk it when i worked in Chester, ther i met the only person ive ever seen fall asleep standing up

Bud (again draught) boozer we drink in before and after the match sells it,fuckin firewater,many a game ive not bothered with,sat and got stinking with it and fell home drunk only to have my 'pacify her pizza' slapped about my 'chops'

Olde England (table wine/sherry?,not the cider pish) tipple of my youth,would finish a half bottle in a 'oner',then go up Byres Rd and batter the students

Breaker lager got charged near enough £2 for a can in a club in Chester (was dear nearly 20 year ago) off sales round the corner from my mums was selling them 8 for a fiver

but i dont drink much....

Welcome to the real BCD Gaz

My mate Malky (who several on here have met) fell asleep standing up in the middle of a dancefloor. A very brave thing to do in Corby :nod:

19 Feb 2009, 13:50

Raise yer hand if you like to be stuffed with man sausage!

ShugZV wrote:

19 Feb 2009, 13:50

Geno wrote: stella cold goes very well with a chilli too

but me fav will always be westons organic cider, fooking ace headaches thou

chuck a couple of paracetomol in it

19 Feb 2009, 13:50

ShugZV wrote:

I am just waiting for G and Gazman to mention Bucky and El D.

Buckfast last time i drank that,I ended up in Partick polis station, told this wee nyaff copper to,and I quote the convo

"Do me a favour officer" "Whats that mate" "am no yer mate,take yer hat aff" "why?" "so's i can PUNCH YOUR CUNT IN!"

thats true im afraid to say, so no prizes for guessing what ive never drank again!

:nod:

19 Feb 2009, 13:51

arek wrote:

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

as to american beer - here is only Miller available in my shop, and you are fookin right Shug (I dont know other beers).

Am I right in thinking that Miller's is Canadian? I hope so, cos that was the only lager I liked when over in the US. Spent most of my time drinking Heineken cos that was the only European lager I could get ma hands on, thing is with Heineken it's fucking pishwater over here unless you get the stronger exported stuff

19 Feb 2009, 13:55

Not my favorite but it's good for a night of cheap thrills. Yes this bad boy will blow your head off

19 Feb 2009, 13:56

Gazman wrote:

ShugZV wrote:

I am just waiting for G and Gazman to mention Bucky and El D.

Buckfast last time i drank that,I ended up in Partick polis station, told this wee nyaff copper to,and I quote the convo

"Do me a favour officer" "Whats that mate" "am no yer mate,take yer hat aff" "why?" "so's i can PUNCH YOUR CUNT IN!"

thats true im afraid to say, so no prizes for guessing what ive never drank again!

:rofl: Cracker! Last time I had it we were up in Coatbridge before getting on the bus to a game, loads of young neds outside the pub daring us tae drink it cos of our accents, they were a bit taken aback when I downed the last quarter of the bottle, they started giving us "spec" after that. I had my first buckie before half of them were born :laugh: Best to be avoided, I've never seen so many people turn into homicidal maniacs like Bucky does after a bottle or two. Thankfully it's not sold as easily as up the road down here ;)

As for Geno - Organic cider, dunno why but I like the thought of that, I cannae drink spirits or ciders these days cos I get terrible heartburn, years of excess on all kindsa substances, but I wouldnae mind trying a wee bit. As garymac concluded, dump a couple of tabs in there, it might make you forget about yer headache :D