What has this fucking forum come to?

Buckfast- had it once when a mate of mine brought ot from Glasgow- my god - I fell asleep on the stairs after being sent down to get another rouind of beers!

As for US beers- the only one I have found palatable is from Boston - Sam Adams pale ale- bit of an acquired taste.

Personal faves at the moment are Peroni - especially on draught or Hoegaaden. Holts bitter is fantastic as a session beer Shug- and cheap as chips!

This country is in such trouble.

The liver is basically similar to elastic - Initially it processes the booze with no complaint, but then one day it breaks and bleeding and rupturing occur and from there it is a slippery slope. Added to that the usual issues of violence and disorder which tend to follow its consumption and you have a big public health problem. Another example of Britain absolute decline right across the board.

Its odd though that one becomes a pariah for suggesting people dont drink and maybe cover up

HAVEN'T YOU GOT CANCER YET YOU BABYFUCKER?

Ravi Kumar wrote: Added to that the usual issues of violence and disorder which tend to follow its consumption

bit of news for you, not everyone that has a drink becomes violent, just like not every muslim is a suicide bomber, can you not get the idea of moderation at all?

and the liver will cope perfectly with 70 years of moderate alcohol consumption, whereas the body is completely fucked after one bomb.

Oh hell, this is all a redundant circle of "this is bad".

Ravi Kumar wrote: This country is in such trouble.

The liver is basically similar to elastic - Initially it processes the booze with no complaint, but then one day it breaks and bleeding and rupturing occur and from there it is a slippery slope. Added to that the usual issues of violence and disorder which tend to follow its consumption and you have a big public health problem. Another example of Britain absolute decline right across the board.

Its odd though that one becomes a pariah for suggesting people dont drink and maybe cover up

well, well, well Mr Ravy Cum ahhhh.

how are you young fellow, got to say I just love the link they put up to your student musings, I was so right about you I could be a forensic Psychologist. every cliche going pal, right down to the posturings of a worn out sloganeering t-shirt. long may you continue to prattle on

oh and I believe at least one fella on this thread has mentioned his abstinence, he didn't become a pariah though did he?

so maybe it really is just fuckin you after all, now play nice and good luck with your student musings/rag week

FUCKING MEN!!!

WE HAVE BEER HERE IN CANADA AS WELL, YOU FUCKING WANKERS!!!!

I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: FUCKING MEN!!!

WE HAVE BEER HERE IN CANADA AS WELL, YOU FUCKING WANKERS!!!!

I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

give Frads back his stress ball

or a large one

my advice to avoid an hangover.

lay of brandy and dark rum drink wine. Drink with caution. clear drinks give less hangovers eat bananas in the morning,they re-grow dead cells destroyed by drink. drink water at times you can. dont do nool events. dont drink with drinkers from burnley or darwen. go out late not early,or early and not till late.dont drink on a computer while playing music on wireless headphones at weekends

Confusion33 wrote:

As for US beers- the only one I have found palatable is from Boston - Sam Adams pale ale- bit of an acquired taste.

That's decent for a mass produced beer, but there are by far, way better pale ales:

And a realy good amber:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: FUCKING MEN!!!

WE HAVE BEER HERE IN CANADA AS WELL, YOU FUCKING WANKERS!!!!

I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

ShugZV wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

ShugZV wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: Furstenberg Frei Klausthaler

Yep, the wagon keeps on rolling for this soldier. 50 days sober today.

Furstenberg, is that the stuff that's on tap in quite a few London boozers? Normal, medium and extra strong?

Happy days

The clue is in the name matey. Furstenberg 'Frei' which I'd imagine is German-ish for 'free' as in 'alcohol free'. Just like the other one I listed, Klausthaler. So as well as 'normal, medium and extra strong' you can add 'completely booze free' or 'for pussies' if you prefer. 51 days sober. Not like Im counting or anything.

Now normally I'd get tore straight intae ye with a line about being gay or a jessie or a lightweight, but I know a few people here who have had the bollocks to give up mate. I just wish someone very close to me would see sense and give up, but alas he's set in his ways and it isnae gonna happen. You can only be about to support them. Hope yer happy in yer new found sobriety amigo. I'm just finished a stock take and have a few cans of my ex favourite Stella, I will raise a glass to ye ;)

WOWWWW! Slow down mon ami. I'm not saying me and my long standing friend have divorced forever. We'll probably re-aquaint ourselves at some point in the future but on much more civilised terms. And not for a while yet.

I'm telling you though, see goin to the pub and drinking fizzy pop all night, it's utter shite. See drinking a decent non-alcoholic beer though, quality. I had a riot round at my mates local last night and I was on the Holsten 0% stuff all night.

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

It saddens me.

we have been asking for the football to come back here for 3 years! it's not going to happen :(

Ravi Kumar wrote: This country is in such trouble.

The liver is basically similar to elastic - Initially it processes the booze with no complaint, but then one day it breaks and bleeding and rupturing occur and from there it is a slippery slope. Added to that the usual issues of violence and disorder which tend to follow its consumption and you have a big public health problem. Another example of Britain absolute decline right across the board.

Its odd though that one becomes a pariah for suggesting people dont drink and maybe cover up

I was invited to a wine tasting evening tonight. But the thought of having to spit it out without swallowing........well, frankly, it put me off. Not worth the £10 ticket. (Could get a 3 for 2 offer at Threshers for the same price and they would be really annoyed if I spat THAT out on the laminate flooring).

My liver lives another day.

My life is in decline, right across the board. Chess board, ironing board, cheeseboard, surfing board..........well, I made the last one up. Don't get much surf here.

(Well, not without a bit of Fairy liquid).

Just started supping on a nice big Heineken... yum.