What has this fucking forum come to?

It all died when the charts vanished. We need a forum stimulus bill.

Not all American beer is pilsner Shug!

Portland, OR's Bridgeport brewery makes most of my favorites...

Blue Heron Pale Ale Pintail Ale

Holt's bitter

cheap as fuck, an acquired taste, tin of Tesco value lager for when I'm feeling a bit flash

mad dog 20/20 for the laydeez, Strongbow in summer

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

It saddens me.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

I will start off the first topic.

Your favourite beer of the moment or favourites from dark ole days gone by.

BECKS King of beers, none of yer soft American pish like fucking BUD

Now Stella has been a faithful friend for quite a while, but I've had enough of waking up in bushes and telephone boxes, so I've swapped her for her best friend. I have to say she tastes better every day. She's German and quite old, but she gives great head.

My mum and I always loved the British beers and for the Irish beer love that too send me some beer to Canada love the British beer it is the best Miss Hooky's angel

during the 80's and half of the 90's any alcohol i could get my hands on, now very little indeed, the occasional glass of wine or can of stella (no i don't beat my wife)

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote:

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

It saddens me.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

I will start off the first topic.

Your favourite beer of the moment or favourites from dark ole days gone by.

BECKS King of beers, none of yer soft American pish like fucking BUD

Now Stella has been a faithful friend for quite a while, but I've had enough of waking up in bushes and telephone boxes, so I've swapped her for her best friend. I have to say she tastes better every day. She's German and quite old, but she gives great head.

My mum and I always loved the British beers and for the Irish beer love that too send me some beer to Canada love the British beer it is the best Miss Hooky's angel

stick to Molsons dear, it's a good laxative. Stop drinking Canadian beer now and you'll just end up full o shit....

too late innit?

ah well, bygones

Furstenberg Frei Klausthaler

Yep, the wagon keeps on rolling for this soldier. 50 days sober today.

ShugZV wrote:

GaryMac wrote: Holt's bitter

cheap as fuck, an acquired taste, tin of Tesco value lager for when I'm feeling a bit flash

mad dog 20/20 for the laydeez, Strongbow in summer

They still do Mad Dog 20/20

Holt's bitter ya say? Not tried that, Corby is so good we don't have a proper Tesco's, but we do have one of them mini Tesco's, so I may have to try this. Gotta say, I much prefer me lager to me ale or bitter, whenever drinking them I always feel I should be smoking a pipe.

Back in the days of my yoof when it was all about getting as fucked as possible for £6, Mad Dog and Thunderbird figured heavily for a while. UNTIL I realised that every time I drank them, I did something reprehensible...got me nob out....puked on mate's mum....set fire to bed.....the sorts of things that make the phone not ring for weeks.

Doctor? wrote:

ShugZV wrote:

GaryMac wrote: Holt's bitter

cheap as fuck, an acquired taste, tin of Tesco value lager for when I'm feeling a bit flash

mad dog 20/20 for the laydeez, Strongbow in summer

They still do Mad Dog 20/20

Holt's bitter ya say? Not tried that, Corby is so good we don't have a proper Tesco's, but we do have one of them mini Tesco's, so I may have to try this. Gotta say, I much prefer me lager to me ale or bitter, whenever drinking them I always feel I should be smoking a pipe.

Back in the days of my yoof when it was all about getting as fucked as possible for £6, Mad Dog and Thunderbird figured heavily for a while. UNTIL I realised that every time I drank them, I did something reprehensible...got me nob out....puked on mate's mum....set fire to bed.....the sorts of things that make the phone not ring for weeks.

ah T-Bird, sophisticated stuff. Blue n Red classy, I was quite the bon-viveur in our municipal park

ShugZV wrote:

I am just waiting for G and Gazman to mention Bucky and El D.

what aboot a bottle o White lightening n two paracetemol, supposed to make you trip n that? Spent ma teenage years in a fookin stupor cos o that advice, nay fookin headaches though!

ShugZV wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Not all American beer is pilsner Shug!

Portland, OR's Bridgeport brewery makes most of my favorites...

Blue Heron Pale Ale Pintail Ale

Pilsner is good when done right, the Americans could do a lot worse than shipping a few crates of Tennants lager over and tasting how beer should be done.

Having tasted many (and I mean many) American brands whilst over in New Yoik and Seattle, myself and Brother DoN (at least I think he agreed with me, I was very drunk) decided never to taste an American beer ever again. Fat Tyre - have ye tried that? Tastes exactly as it sounds, fucking awful stuff. Smoking dope is highly recommended in the US (and this was "on tap" in Seattle - cheers Bri!!!)

Never tried Fat Tyre, but have tried one that was excellent called Fat Tire

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

It saddens me.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

So sex and women are not the same in your world?

Becks (draught) Drunk it when i worked in Chester, ther i met the only person ive ever seen fall asleep standing up

Bud (again draught) boozer we drink in before and after the match sells it,fuckin firewater,many a game ive not bothered with,sat and got stinking with it and fell home drunk only to have my 'pacify her pizza' slapped about my 'chops'

Olde England (table wine/sherry?,not the cider pish) tipple of my youth,would finish a half bottle in a 'oner',then go up Byres Rd and batter the students

Breaker lager got charged near enough £2 for a can in a club in Chester (was dear nearly 20 year ago) off sales round the corner from my mums was selling them 8 for a fiver

but i dont drink much....

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

as to american beer - here is only Miller available in my shop, and you are fookin right Shug (I dont know other beers).

stella cold goes very well with a chilli too

but me fav will always be westons organic cider, fooking ace headaches thou

Raise yer hand if you like to be stuffed with man sausage!

ShugZV wrote:

Geno wrote: stella cold goes very well with a chilli too

but me fav will always be westons organic cider, fooking ace headaches thou

chuck a couple of paracetomol in it

ShugZV wrote:

I am just waiting for G and Gazman to mention Bucky and El D.

Buckfast last time i drank that,I ended up in Partick polis station, told this wee nyaff copper to,and I quote the convo

"Do me a favour officer" "Whats that mate" "am no yer mate,take yer hat aff" "why?" "so's i can PUNCH YOUR CUNT IN!"

thats true im afraid to say, so no prizes for guessing what ive never drank again!

Not my favorite but it's good for a night of cheap thrills. Yes this bad boy will blow your head off

ShugZV wrote:

Gazman wrote: Becks (draught) Drunk it when i worked in Chester, ther i met the only person ive ever seen fall asleep standing up

Bud (again draught) boozer we drink in before and after the match sells it,fuckin firewater,many a game ive not bothered with,sat and got stinking with it and fell home drunk only to have my 'pacify her pizza' slapped about my 'chops'

Olde England (table wine/sherry?,not the cider pish) tipple of my youth,would finish a half bottle in a 'oner',then go up Byres Rd and batter the students

Breaker lager got charged near enough £2 for a can in a club in Chester (was dear nearly 20 year ago) off sales round the corner from my mums was selling them 8 for a fiver

but i dont drink much....

Welcome to the real BCD Gaz

My mate Malky (who several on here have met) fell asleep standing up in the middle of a dancefloor. A very brave thing to do in Corby

Am in amigo!

want me to tell ye about the posh bird from Bearsden and the shaken Irn Bru bottle?

or 'Jackie Jangles',the bird who wore a charm bracelet,that jangled when she engaged in a certain activity with a couple of my mates?

ShugZV wrote:

arek wrote:

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

Sex, drugs, beer and women are desperately needed instead of all this politics and religion bullshite.

as to american beer - here is only Miller available in my shop, and you are fookin right Shug (I dont know other beers).

Am I right in thinking that Miller's is Canadian? I hope so, cos that was the only lager I liked when over in the US. Spent most of my time drinking Heineken cos that was the only European lager I could get ma hands on, thing is with Heineken it's fucking pishwater over here unless you get the stronger exported stuff

Miller is American, Shug

GaryMac wrote:

ShugZV wrote:

I am just waiting for G and Gazman to mention Bucky and El D.

what aboot a bottle o White lightening n two paracetemol, supposed to make you trip n that? Spent ma teenage years in a fookin stupor cos o that advice, nay fookin headaches though!

LSD and a bottle of vodka certainly does..

Fridays used to be Trip/vodka night in Redka during my late teenage years..

Nowadays I like Guiness... I still like some(well most)narcs,here and there..NOT LSD though..:shudder:

Bossy Jem wrote:

that's a fuckin grannies drink, real piss head nasty bastard grannies that is.

Jed Stephens wrote:

Bossy Jem wrote:

that's a fuckin grannies drink, real piss head nasty bastard grannies that is.

I saw one of those real pisshead nasty grannies throw up in her own hand and try to drink it back up,in the supermarket the other day...It's been haunting me.:dead:

ShugZV wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote:

Bossy Jem wrote:

that's a fuckin grannies drink, real piss head nasty bastard grannies that is.

I honestly have no idea what it is, would ye's care to elaborate? Will check back the morra, Question Time is on soon :D

Why bother when we have so many Dimblebys right here Shug?

You're right...Question Time is on!

Gold Label used to be sold in bottles or cans on the bottom shelves of dodgy pubs. It's fortified Barley Wine. But tastes as far away from wine as you can imagine.

The first sip makes you shudder, but then you get this feeling spreading through you. It is like a drug.

I used to love the stuff. Could only have 2 mind or I'd either be asleep in a corner or up on the bar trying to moonwalk.

just found this:

Was once accosted by an insane, ancient bag lady in Birkenhead who showed me her stash of gold label barley wine, it was obviously very dear to her, judging by the holy grail type reverence she had for it, in between bareley coherent mumblings..."have you ever been locked up with a corpse? I have.... " "I know what to do." I am NOT joking. She really said that.

here: http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/archive/index.php/t-190717.html

some good alcohol related stories.

4 all u texans SHINER BOCK

u have just inspired me to go get a pitcher.

GaryMac wrote:

Geno wrote: stella cold goes very well with a chilli too

but me fav will always be westons organic cider, fooking ace headaches thou

chuck a couple of paracetomol in it

haha, ill never take paracetomol(really boring story)

im not a fan of the beer really or sprits its just the cider or perno for me, spesh when im on antibiotics "you cannot drink until your course is finished" "why?" "........."

being told you cant drink or spesh mix with drink is just an open invitation to drink more.

probably explains why i only ever get invited out the once then never again, people just dont like my drunk co. and usually dont like me demonstrating the windmill with me dong. i am a cock really.

and mr shug! http://www.westons-cider.co.uk/

i love the stuff, no bubbles too

:D :D

i only like the bubbles in me bath and coming out of me arse,

the good thing about 7.4% westons cider is after 3bottles its seems to just knock anyone out regardless

it also comes it big glass jars too

shame its sold it asda and morrisons though, but they are your best place for them,

maeking sense

Chris Nash wrote: Lager? Feckin Girl's drinks?

Fuck me, Jed was right - What has this fucking forum come to?

Call yourselves "Vikings"...

Drink proper, real English beer. Stick a few pints of "Saxon Berserker" (8.2%) down yer necks. Anyone left standing fights it out...

I'm not against the idea.

Badges????

Get some German beers down you..SCHNELL!! ERDINGER SCHOFFERHOFFER a bit of CZECH....STAROPRAMEN

or my first drink in Liverpool,Diamond White with White Lightning,fook me after two of them I turned into a windowlicker.

If you want to do it on the cheap though...HOLT's BITTER with a bottle of 6X.It gets you there...:beer2:

I've never seen so many people turn into homicidal maniacs like Bucky does after a bottle or two. Thankfully it's not sold as easily as up the road down here

Is that a hint Shuggles?

are you looking for a 'special delivery' with some square slice flung in for good measure

Bossy Jem wrote:

Barley Wine

put a small bottle of this in a pint glass, top up with either Boddies or Holt's bitter and it ceases to become a Granny drink.

oblivion in a glass, oh yes.

In fact Robinson's a Stockport brewery used to do their own version called Old Tom, it had a picture of a cat on it not unlike the Coronation Street moggie from the title sequence. Any similarity with a long running soap ended the moment it hit your lips. Any similarity with carbolic soap started soon after again aficionados, used to let it down a bit with a chug of bitter afore passing out.

dont think anyone ever tried chucking paracetemols in it

MONTY wrote: Get some German beers down you..SCHNELL!! ERDINGER SCHOFFERHOFFER a bit of CZECH....STAROPRAMEN

or my first drink in Liverpool,Diamond White with White Lightning,fook me after two of them I turned into a windowlicker.

If you want to do it on the cheap though...HOLT's BITTER with a bottle of 6X.It gets you there...:beer2:

Warsteiner Jupiler Grolsch (the dutch version) Het Kanon by grolsch brewery (aka the canon, 11.6% alcohol and still a beer! and yes, it will get u in the end)

Off to Florida in a months time but don't wanna be drinking all this bud'pisswater'weiser beer. any suggestions?

ShugZV wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: Furstenberg Frei Klausthaler

Yep, the wagon keeps on rolling for this soldier. 50 days sober today.

Furstenberg, is that the stuff that's on tap in quite a few London boozers? Normal, medium and extra strong?

Happy days

The clue is in the name matey. Furstenberg 'Frei' which I'd imagine is German-ish for 'free' as in 'alcohol free'. Just like the other one I listed, Klausthaler. So as well as 'normal, medium and extra strong' you can add 'completely booze free' or 'for pussies' if you prefer. 51 days sober. Not like Im counting or anything.

GaryMac wrote:

Bossy Jem wrote:

Barley Wine

put a small bottle of this in a pint glass, top up with either Boddies or Holt's bitter and it ceases to become a Granny drink.

oblivion in a glass, oh yes.

In fact Robinson's a Stockport brewery used to do their own version called Old Tom, it had a picture of a cat on it not unlike the Coronation Street moggie from the title sequence. Any similarity with a long running soap ended the moment it hit your lips. Any similarity with carbolic soap started soon after again aficionados, used to let it down a bit with a chug of bitter afore passing out.

dont think anyone ever tried chucking paracetemols in it

still do Old Tom, near me, Hare & Hounds in Mill Brow - 40mins walk from marple 3hr walk back, great for garden hopping some nice big house with ponds and everything!

but Old Tom, geeez! i struggled, really struggled, not even half a pint i could get down me.

there was one kid there when were 16 showing off, he had two pints. he spent the rest of the night stuck in a 0.5cm puddle crying his eyes out bcos it was too slippy to get out - we left him there - reportedly he spent the night trying to get out, crying.

saw him a few months after, he was cracking one out and we could see him through the window which was open, much delight in throwing snails at him too! should of seen his face.

as for antibiotics, had to go them tongsilitus(however you spell it) and two skin condition thingys, didn't give up the drinking, and tbh i just drank more. myb i wont tonight...

ShugZV wrote: Just an idea, but would everyone who has mentioned their favourite tipple send me a crate of said items?

I willnae charge you for ma world famous reviews, apparently I have the talent to give one word reviews after much deliberation

PM's to the usual address.

there were a time I'd a thought o that:\ohwell:

getting old

better than the alternative though

Buckfast- had it once when a mate of mine brought ot from Glasgow- my god - I fell asleep on the stairs after being sent down to get another rouind of beers!

As for US beers- the only one I have found palatable is from Boston - Sam Adams pale ale- bit of an acquired taste.

Personal faves at the moment are Peroni - especially on draught or Hoegaaden. Holts bitter is fantastic as a session beer Shug- and cheap as chips!

This country is in such trouble.

The liver is basically similar to elastic - Initially it processes the booze with no complaint, but then one day it breaks and bleeding and rupturing occur and from there it is a slippery slope. Added to that the usual issues of violence and disorder which tend to follow its consumption and you have a big public health problem. Another example of Britain absolute decline right across the board.

Its odd though that one becomes a pariah for suggesting people dont drink and maybe cover up

HAVEN'T YOU GOT CANCER YET YOU BABYFUCKER?

Ravi Kumar wrote: Added to that the usual issues of violence and disorder which tend to follow its consumption

bit of news for you, not everyone that has a drink becomes violent, just like not every muslim is a suicide bomber, can you not get the idea of moderation at all?

and the liver will cope perfectly with 70 years of moderate alcohol consumption, whereas the body is completely fucked after one bomb.

Oh hell, this is all a redundant circle of "this is bad".

Ravi Kumar wrote: This country is in such trouble.

The liver is basically similar to elastic - Initially it processes the booze with no complaint, but then one day it breaks and bleeding and rupturing occur and from there it is a slippery slope. Added to that the usual issues of violence and disorder which tend to follow its consumption and you have a big public health problem. Another example of Britain absolute decline right across the board.

Its odd though that one becomes a pariah for suggesting people dont drink and maybe cover up

well, well, well Mr Ravy Cum ahhhh.

how are you young fellow, got to say I just love the link they put up to your student musings, I was so right about you I could be a forensic Psychologist. every cliche going pal, right down to the posturings of a worn out sloganeering t-shirt. long may you continue to prattle on

oh and I believe at least one fella on this thread has mentioned his abstinence, he didn't become a pariah though did he?

so maybe it really is just fuckin you after all, now play nice and good luck with your student musings/rag week

FUCKING MEN!!!

WE HAVE BEER HERE IN CANADA AS WELL, YOU FUCKING WANKERS!!!!

I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: FUCKING MEN!!!

WE HAVE BEER HERE IN CANADA AS WELL, YOU FUCKING WANKERS!!!!

I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

give Frads back his stress ball

or a large one

my advice to avoid an hangover.

lay of brandy and dark rum drink wine. Drink with caution. clear drinks give less hangovers eat bananas in the morning,they re-grow dead cells destroyed by drink. drink water at times you can. dont do nool events. dont drink with drinkers from burnley or darwen. go out late not early,or early and not till late.dont drink on a computer while playing music on wireless headphones at weekends

Confusion33 wrote:

As for US beers- the only one I have found palatable is from Boston - Sam Adams pale ale- bit of an acquired taste.

That's decent for a mass produced beer, but there are by far, way better pale ales:

And a realy good amber:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: FUCKING MEN!!!

WE HAVE BEER HERE IN CANADA AS WELL, YOU FUCKING WANKERS!!!!

I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

ShugZV wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

ShugZV wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: Furstenberg Frei Klausthaler

Yep, the wagon keeps on rolling for this soldier. 50 days sober today.

Furstenberg, is that the stuff that's on tap in quite a few London boozers? Normal, medium and extra strong?

Happy days

The clue is in the name matey. Furstenberg 'Frei' which I'd imagine is German-ish for 'free' as in 'alcohol free'. Just like the other one I listed, Klausthaler. So as well as 'normal, medium and extra strong' you can add 'completely booze free' or 'for pussies' if you prefer. 51 days sober. Not like Im counting or anything.

Now normally I'd get tore straight intae ye with a line about being gay or a jessie or a lightweight, but I know a few people here who have had the bollocks to give up mate. I just wish someone very close to me would see sense and give up, but alas he's set in his ways and it isnae gonna happen. You can only be about to support them. Hope yer happy in yer new found sobriety amigo. I'm just finished a stock take and have a few cans of my ex favourite Stella, I will raise a glass to ye ;)

WOWWWW! Slow down mon ami. I'm not saying me and my long standing friend have divorced forever. We'll probably re-aquaint ourselves at some point in the future but on much more civilised terms. And not for a while yet.

I'm telling you though, see goin to the pub and drinking fizzy pop all night, it's utter shite. See drinking a decent non-alcoholic beer though, quality. I had a riot round at my mates local last night and I was on the Holsten 0% stuff all night.

ShugZV wrote: Get rid of the footy forum and let's get things back on track.

It saddens me.

we have been asking for the football to come back here for 3 years! it's not going to happen :(

Ravi Kumar wrote: This country is in such trouble.

The liver is basically similar to elastic - Initially it processes the booze with no complaint, but then one day it breaks and bleeding and rupturing occur and from there it is a slippery slope. Added to that the usual issues of violence and disorder which tend to follow its consumption and you have a big public health problem. Another example of Britain absolute decline right across the board.

Its odd though that one becomes a pariah for suggesting people dont drink and maybe cover up

I was invited to a wine tasting evening tonight. But the thought of having to spit it out without swallowing........well, frankly, it put me off. Not worth the £10 ticket. (Could get a 3 for 2 offer at Threshers for the same price and they would be really annoyed if I spat THAT out on the laminate flooring).

My liver lives another day.

My life is in decline, right across the board. Chess board, ironing board, cheeseboard, surfing board..........well, I made the last one up. Don't get much surf here.

(Well, not without a bit of Fairy liquid).

Just started supping on a nice big Heineken... yum.