Indie Cock legends The Cure were presented with the Fat Bastard Pie Eating award after 33 years together.
Robert Smith the bands front man (in the broadest possible sense of the word MAN) said it's down to me really. I ATE ALL THE PIES.
Smith was sporting he usual stupid cunt look, of eye liner, make up, lipstick and hairspray - not a good look for a 50 odd year old
He said the judges realised my services to the Pie Industry and this award is just PUKKA.
