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It smells like urine.

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get out of your apartment then

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Hans Franz wrote: get out of your apartment then

Suppose that could work, perhaps move back out to Babylon. Not the unintentional David Gray song mention.

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Hans Franz wrote: get out of your apartment then

Who says this site is moribund? New members sign up daily...

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Im glad, my thread garnered some fresh impetus.

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It is shit indeed. This is my retort to the Ohioan topic.

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michael preda wrote: It smells like urine.

Learn some bladder control then :thumb:

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If you could just detonate a dirty bomb w/ prevailing winds from Flushing to Suffolk County, that would just be dandy.

LONG ISLANDERS HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE :violent:

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it could be worse, you could live in preston, it smells of vomit, shit and cheap takeaways, which cause the vomit and shit.

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michael preda wrote: Im glad, my thread garnered some fresh impetus.

Well, if you ever go on vacation for a week with your mom, just make sure to announce here to all New Yorkers when you get back!

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I fucking hate new york

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Gazman wrote:

michael preda wrote: It smells like urine.

Learn some bladder control then :thumb:

I tried, but my sex change makes it hard. New York is still shit, and when Moms on vacation, im barred from coming along, something to do with being a lowlife. It's still a shit place. As for the bomb, i'm too daft.

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NONSENSE. you just don't know how to enjoy life.

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Chicken Chow Mein wrote: NONSENSE. you just don't know how to enjoy life.

Quite hard in an apartment.

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u live in winter haven, not NYC. Come on down south, welcome ti texas. Sun all around you@!! No urine!! Just sea weed!!!

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|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: u live in winter haven, not NYC. Come on down south, welcome ti texas. Sun all around you@!! No urine!! Just sea weed!!!

and wankers..:evil4:

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|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: u live in winter haven, not NYC. Come on down south, welcome ti texas. Sun all around you@!! No urine!! Just sea weed!!!

I dont want to go to another country.

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michael preda wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: u live in winter haven, not NYC. Come on down south, welcome ti texas. Sun all around you@!! No urine!! Just sea weed!!!

I dont want to go to another country.

Actually in the south people are straight and to the point, not pretencious pricks that chat about Robert Frost and Andy Warhol. Embrace the southern honesty, get away from the NYC artsy bollocks.

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michael preda wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: u live in winter haven, not NYC. Come on down south, welcome ti texas. Sun all around you@!! No urine!! Just sea weed!!!

I dont want to go to another country.

Actually in the south people are straight and to the point, not pretencious pricks that chat about Robert Frost and Andy Warhol. Embrace the southern honesty, get away from the NYC artsy bollocks.

Ermmm... From looking at the absolute bollocks you've typed tonight, I think you fucked your argument before you started it.:laugh:

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